Allianz Welcomes You to the New Home of the Jets and Giants

“Arbeit Macht Frei”
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NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK!

H-E-I-L HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!

Jewish groups, fans in uproar over name bid by firm with Holocaust ties

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39 Responses to “Allianz Welcomes You to the New Home of the Jets and Giants”

  1. Lucky Like Little Says:

    Guess who made the snazzy uniforms of SS troops? Hugo Boss…

    The sad truth is that no one knew how bad Hitler was until it was too late – or they just didn’t care.

  2. Ray Handley's Bitter Tears Says:

    W-w-w-wait… The Mara’s and Tisch’s sold out to the reanimated corpse of Marge Schott?

    F*ck!

  3. Frank Gaffington Says:

    i hope none of these uproarious firebrands drive around in mercedes or bmw!

  4. Ian Says:

    Is that actually true about Hugo Boss? I need to get rid of some shirts ….

  5. Cumpidgeon Says:

    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

  6. Cumpidgeon Says:

    And yes, Hugo boss made Nazi uniforms… then again it wasnt like they had much choice, those Nazis were reall ball-busters

  7. TDub Says:

    What’s next? Changing the Ravens home to the “Bull Connor Memorial Stadium?”

  8. clmetsfan Says:

    I get why some people are upset, but does that mean we’re not allowed to drive Volkswagons either? If the company acknowledges its past and continues to take measures to atone for it, don’t they deserve the benefit of the doubt?

    Still, I’d much rather see the stadium named Pfizer Pfield.

  9. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Boss made the uniforms that replaced the brown shirts, and the Pope’s old getup.
    http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ratzingeryouth.jpg

    SNAZZY!

  10. Unsilent Majority Says:

    does that mean we’re not allowed to drive Volkswagons either?

    like that’s the only reason to not drive a VW.

  11. clmetsfan Says:

    “like that’s the only reason to not drive a VW.”

    Point taken.

    Revised: …does that mean teenage girls aren’t allowed to drive Volkswagons either?

  12. Matt Leinart's Beer Bong Says:

    Hopefully none of them are reading this story on an IBM

  13. The Stig Says:

    like that’s the only reason to not drive a VW.

    +1 Maj

  14. rdg Says:

    So if Allianz wins out, does that mean the Jews won’t buy up all of the tickets?

  15. Nate Newton's van Says:

    Sage Rosenfels and, uh, some other guys are outraged.

  16. The Last Unitard Says:

    At least the trains ran on time.

  17. mini dagger Says:

    they’re trying to make ammends… if you show your star of david patch at the concession stand you can get a free hot dog and small drink.

  18. Animal Mother Says:

    It was either keep you from bringing in your own food into the new Giants stadium OR beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl and make them 18-1.

    You all voted to end the Patriots win streak, so stop complaining. You can’t have it both ways.

    \still not happy about paying the Giants PSL for seats in the family since 1960

  19. slothrop Says:

    I hate New Jersey Nazis.

  20. putridstinkstar Says:

    If the SS promises to kill those spiked-hair gotti faggella wannabes up there then I say, fire up the King Tigers.

  21. Slash Says:

    They could avoid this whole thing by, you know, NOT selling “naming rights” and just name the goddam stadium after the teams or the location or even maybe letting the people who go to the games pick a name. I know, it’s un-American not to pimp out every single thing you can to whoever will pay the most money. What was I thinking?

  22. Merk Says:

    Allianz actually made a bid on the naming of Gillette Stadium a few years back as well. Boston didn’t have a problem with it, strangely enough.

  23. Alfredo Garcia Says:

    I can’t wait to see what they do with the team logos.
    Halftime shows just got more interesting too.

  24. ognihs Says:

    so there are jews in new york and new jersey? and they like sports?

  25. Travis Henry's Dusty Rubbers Says:

    Any truth to the rumour that in an effort to “go green” Mercedes is using recycled ash as a paint base for ‘09 models?

  26. Undead Zombie Horde Says:

    “they’re trying to make ammends… if you show your star of david patch at the concession stand you can get a free hot dog and small drink.”

    That better be a kosher hot dog!

  27. Pain-therfan Says:

    I have no problem with problem with a foreign company coming over here to drop huge sums of money on basically nothing. Think about it, this country has been doing it for years.

  28. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    Goddamn Krauts.

    Do we think this means they’ll crack down on the shenanigans at Gate D during Jets games, or that all women will now be forced to show their tits at gunpoint as a commanding officer in black leather boots shouts directives at them?

    I feel like it’s the latter.

  29. foxxy brown Says:

    + infinity to Slash. fuck you Monster — it’s Candlestick forever. and i honestly don’t know who the city of Oakland whored out to. it’s the Coliseum to me.

  30. Dan From Chicago Says:

    @ The Last Unitard –

    Mussolini made the trains run on time – Hitler just told them where to go

    /selects fascism for $500

  31. Eddie Guns Says:

    Wow . . . the more I read this . . . the more I realize that nothing is truly sacred or out of bounds . . .

  32. paul Says:

    oy vey!

  33. Horseballs Fan Says:

    Now I know why Tom Coughlin got the extension. Super Bowl my ass. That guy is a fuhrer deciple if I’ve ever seen one.

  34. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Monsieur Lambeau (of Lambeau Field) was a Nazi collaborator during the Vichy-era occupation of France.

  35. Fa Cube Itches Says:

    The Final Solution to high ticket prices.

    As a valued customer and loyal fan, get ready for our “Special Treatment.”

    To help you remember your sitting area, your seat assignment will be tattooed on your forearm.

    Jets football – IT’S A GAS!

    Red 28! Red 28! Hut..hut… Reich!

    Wonder how well the players will take it when they’re told to “Hit the showers”.

  36. Gern Says:

    It’s actually Sage Rosenfetus.

  37. jackin'4beats Says:

    It’s not like Allianz doesn’t already own the naming rights to the stadium…I mean the NJ State Troopers look like Nazi SS anyway. Always have, always will.

  38. Tommy Says:

    jesus, if that guy pulled me over i’d stomp on the gas.

  39. Leigh Says:

    “I told you Coughlin was a fascist.” — Tiki Barber

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