Taking seven balls in one day and remaining a tight end, now that’s talent.
As much as I’d love to give the comely actress credit (by which I mean the credit card maneuver), FOX Sports should note that that was actually Panthers tight end Dante Rosario who made the last-second winning touchdown grab against the Chargers yesterday. Rosario Dawson was only involved in the play in a sexy context.
Reminder: The first of our regularly scheduled Monday Night Football live blogs is this evening. We’ll definitely be doing the first and possibly the second if Jay Cutler can keep our blood sugar levels high enough.
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I walked around for the next few hours wondering if that was his name until I saw highlights where they called him Dante. Then I wondered where the hell I got Rosario Dawson from.
fox announcers were way slow on the call… they didn’t realize he caught it for like 5 seconds
Carolina just got sexy!!!
@ gino – part of me hopes so. it’s the part that can’t tell if a giant rosario dawson is better than a mini roasrio dawson.
Is that picture to scale?
Romeo Crennel’s Warus Face > Mike Holmgren’s Walrus Face
@The Gooch: The Cowboys feet were so far up the Browns asses, Romeo Crennel could taste the bloody leather. Then he washed that down with a KFC 12 pack and a large diet coke.
Yes.
Spelled my name wrong, too!
/brown sugar baby
Taking seven balls in one day and remaining a tight end, now that’s talent.
Was the last guy Lance Armstrong?
I love football season.
I don’t see what’s so weird about that. It would go nicely on my wall right next to the picture of of Chris Farley’s head on Marissa Miller’s body.
Mmm….
Why is Rosario Dawson’s head on Dante Rosario’s body something you’re clamoring for? I don’t even want to delve into that one.
Because this is a humor site. You can find Rosario Dawson pictures anywhere. He’s totally queer though you’re probably right.
@gooch: Refund’s in the mail.
Why is Rosario Dawson’s head on Dante Rosario’s body something you’re clamoring for? I don’t even want to delve into that one.
I thought I imagined that yesterday…. and cared so little I didn’t even TIVO back to double check, then it really started to bother me, so I’m glad you posted this.
Is it wrong that I felt my self secretly rooting for Silky Gerrad while at the Titans game.
@j4b
Did they do it like they were straight out the swamp?
That’s pretty funny.
What’s not funny is your lazy photoshopping. Do you really have that much hatred for your readers? Would it really be so hard to put Rosario Dawson’s head on top of Dante Rosario’s body? Is that really too much to ask?
If you wanted to go the full-body-shot-cause-she’s-sexy route, I know there are hotter Rosario Dawson pics out there.
Come on boys, I know it’s Monday Morning but step it up.
I missed that with the Cowboys stomping a mudhole in the Browns yesterday and all, and…
Rosario Dawson could get it anytime, any place. Dante Rosario…not so much.
I’m confused, then. Which Rosario had this line of dialogue in Clerks 2?:
Becky: [to Dante] Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Yeah, I saw this and since I didn’t have the sound on during the game I thought for a little while that was actually the dude’s name. I told a friend, “shit, that’s worse than Evan Longoria!” I guess a Fox staffer was just jerking it to Grindhouse while maintaining the UPS leaderboard.
if Jay Cutler can be our blood sugar levels high enough
Am I reading this right or is it just way too early?
Wow
Lala Bonilla!