Aaaaatttttt Laaaassssttttt, Our Non-Conference Game Has Come Along
Donovan McNabb: It’s about that time, my Benny bear. I’ve waited so long.
Ben Roethlisberger: HI DONOVAN
McNabb: Four years. Whew. Four. Long. Years. Can you believe it?
Roethlisberger: WE’RE DOING GOOD RIGHT NOW!
McNabb: I bet you are. How’ve you been holding up?
Roethlisberger: MY SHOULDER BEEN SPRAINED. OR SEPARATED. I THINK SPRAINERATED.
McNabb: Sounds like you need a rubdown.
Roethlisberger: GOT TRAINERS FOR RUBDOWN.
McNabb: How ’bout I be your trainer?
Roethlisberger: GOTTA ASK COACH
McNabb: Don’t be like that. You let coach tell you how to run your life?
Roethlisberger: SOMETIMES
McNabb: Well I think you - Oh shit, that cameraman is watching us. Play the part, man, play the part. [Raises voice with forced bass] Yeah, well, ya’ll got us last time, bitch, but that was then! I’mma throw all over the field on your lame-ass secondary! Me and Westbrook gone light shit up.
Roethlisberger: HOPE SOMEONE TAPES THE NEW ENTOURAGE FOR ME
McNabb: Yeah, well, FUCK YOU, man. We’re the only real team in this state. We gone keep it all the way live in the 215! For real!
Roethlisberger: HARF HARF HARF THAT RHYMES
McNabb: … All right, he’s gone. [Adopts tender voice] You know I love that laugh. Makes my dick wanna vomit like it’s the Super Bowl all over again. So you’re gonna call me, right? I mean it. Call me, Ben.
Call meeeeee
So I can make it juicy for ya.
C-call meeeee!
So I can get it juicy for ya
C-call meeeee!
Roethlisberger: OKAY, BUT HINES GOTTA SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THE PHONE.
Tags: ben rongrastname, gay quarterbacks, so what if It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia premieres tonight?, The PA. Parley, xmas ape
September 18th, 2008 at 8:33 am
SPRAINERATED
awesome
September 18th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Jesus, that’s just gay and awful. Gawful.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:41 am
A Pirmanti’s samwich flys open?
A Gino’w wit flys open?
McNabbs checks open up?
WTF flew open…us yinzers gotta know
September 18th, 2008 at 8:46 am
I gotta say, the cameraman looks pretty weirded out.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:53 am
DONOVAN SEZ I CAN SEE HIS CHOCO TACO HARF HARF HARF
September 18th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Ben thinks McNabb is a new combo at McDonald’s.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Big Ben want a thuuuuuuuuuug
Donovan in the cluuuuuuuuuuub
Also, “Makes my dick wanna vomit like it’s the Super Bowl all over again” has officially turned me off men for the remainder of my life. Thank you for that.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:07 am
no love for the 267 area code in philly? or 484, 610, and 835 in PA who also think they’re from philly? or those retards from jersey in the 856 or 609 area codes who wish they were from PA?
/went to school of U of Delaware
//absolutely hates philadelphia and everything it stands for
September 18th, 2008 at 9:08 am
/// except for pat’s
September 18th, 2008 at 9:12 am
@ senor m.
Ya gotta love all the bad-ass suburb kids who are from “philly”, and by philly I mean 45 minutes away from the city.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:24 am
dayman, aaa ah ahhhhhhhhhhh
September 18th, 2008 at 9:25 am
I visited a college roommate in “Philly” once, and while he did in fact actually live in the city, I was appauled at what people consider Philly. King of Prussia? Philly. Bryn Mawr? Philly. Ardmore? Philly.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:30 am
@Hop Union, Yea, kids from the suburbs! They probably don’t do carjackings, gang murders, or any of that stuff. And yet they think they’re cool. Losers.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am
I can’t wait for the KSK/Dugout crossover where Roethlisberger and Jim Thome meet and realize they are long lost brothers.
Or rather, someone tells them they are long lost brothers.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:49 am
OKAY, BUT HINES GOTTA SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THE PHONE.
Hiralious!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Pless one fol Engrish, two fol Spanish.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:56 am
So it’s Sheetz vs. WaWa!
I’m not gonna say who my money’s on, but I’m hoping for some shweet payoffz.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:59 am
the sweet nothings Donovan is whispering in Ben’s ear must create a strange cacophany with the nothings between Ben’s ears.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Wow, who knew that T.O. was actually right about Donovan and his ravenous appetite for the cock…
September 18th, 2008 at 10:26 am
HI DONOVAN
Amaaaazing. The all-caps could not be more perfect for Rongrastname.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Frank Gaffington: You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Anyone else stoked about the premiere tonight?
September 18th, 2008 at 10:50 am
The Eagles will probably be 1-2 but still the third best team in the league after this weekend. That’s rough.
Also, fuck Sheetz.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Whoa there, Number Five. Fuck the Steelers, yes, but not literally.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:00 am
he so sweet, they wanna lick the (w)rapper
September 18th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Maaaaaaaaaaaake Ouuuuuuuuutttttttttt!
September 18th, 2008 at 11:11 am
This is fucking terrible
Not as terrible as my comments, though. Hey, anybody got some cock I can suck?
September 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
What, no enters Santonio’s schlong reference?
September 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
WHY’S THAT CAMERAMAN MAKIN THAT FACE?
September 18th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Etta James does not approve of that picture. Or of vomiting cocks…OK I feel dirty just for typing that.
/takes hot shower, curled up in fetal position
September 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I love how Rongrastname always talks in CAPS
September 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
From Scranton (570)….definitely not a Philly ‘burb.
Not an Iggles or Steerel’s fan
Best things in Philly….Pat’s cheesesteaks & Delilah’s
Best thing in Pittsburgh…not sure…heard there’s a place near the stadium that has an angry, drunk midget run around on the bar…(No joke)
/still wondering about the best thing in Scranton
//still thinking………..gives up
September 18th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
That picture is hawt. I may have to start watching football.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Brady feels left out
September 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
@582311
Spoken like a true suburbian wanna-be. Thanks for proving our point
September 18th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Big Ben said he so sweet that I wanna lick the wrapper…so McNabb let lick the wrapper-r-r-r-r-r-r…Ben said the RB that I I’m with cant hit well ‘Nabb’ll get it, hit it like cant miss…
September 18th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
INVIZIBUL STEELY MCBEAM COCK
September 18th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
No “quarterbacks too dumb to be gay” tag?
September 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Ben Rongrastname finally found his tall “receiver”
September 18th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
HOPE SOMEONE TAPES THE NEW ENTOURAGE FOR ME
beautiful
September 18th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
DOES BEN RONGRASTNAME ALWAYS SPEAK IN ALL CAPS?
September 18th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
BEN GIVE INTERVIEW WITH TONY KORNHOLER AND MIKE WILBON. HE TELL DONOVAN THAT TALL RECEIVE NO FUMBLE BALL AT 1 YARD LINE, BUT IF THE HINES DO IT HE GIVE HARD TIME. DONOVAN SAID HE’D GIVE BEN A HARD TIME…
September 18th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
@ senor mullet
dude i’m from the 609 and we don’t think were philly. (nor do we wish to be, NYC is a different story) oh and i was hoping the end of this would have hines, me no smirre now.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
@Senor Mullet and Hop Union
You should see the clowns who come to Pitt every year that live in Lancaster and York and try to claim Philly. These fucktards consider anything east of Harrisburg to be a suburb of Philly.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
martinriggs,
That bar exists and it’s only three blocks away from Hines Ward’s bar on the South Side. The name of the bar is Casey’s.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
@Hop Union
No need to crush me with your words like that. Your street cred was firmly established by the mere fact that you comment on an NFL humor blog. Only the hardest of the hardcore role like that, playa.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
@Luz,
Guess we’ll be planning a road trip to Casey’s!! Nothing like a drunk midget to brighten up the day!
Maybe rongrastname can stop by if we can peel him away from McNabb & contact him by cellphone!!
September 18th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Rongrastname will be gettin’ the Philly Tubesteak sammich
September 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I’m with you G.G.
Sheetz kills Wawa. Have you been to a super Sheetz? SICK.
Here we go MTO!