Comments on: A Tale of Two Schmucks

By: Ovie

Ovie — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:06:21 +0000

We Caps fans got to experience LaCanfora before he moved up to the Redskins beat. He was commonly referred to as Jason LaCan’tReporta.

By: Crosscheck42

Crosscheck42 — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:09:25 +0000

This reminds me of the story in Next Man Up when Snyder harasses Mike Nolan for calling a defense that Snyder thinks is too vanilla by leaving a canister of vanilla ice cream in Nolan’s office with a note on it that says: “I don’t like vanilla defenses.”

Twice.

After Nolan left the team, Nolan told the story, and Snyder made Vinny Cerrato take the blame for it after it broke in the press.

By: obit rice

obit rice — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:44:25 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, your Washington Redskins. Take a bow!

By: bizzy b

bizzy b — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:56:58 +0000

As a metro Detroit resident, I would like to say that you, sir, have erred in proclaiming Cerrato “the world’s shittiest front office executive.”

By: EGLZ!

EGLZ! — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:33:37 +0000

I suck.

By: 5823111

5823111 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:59:27 +0000

Using your phone email to insanely get the rights to a washed up, barely-ever-was? Next year’s second, the following year’s first, and the GNP of a third world country.

Doing it while sitting on a “folding chair” that has more foam padding than the average Joe’s living room recliner? Priceless.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:46:20 +0000

@UM – After 4 qtrs of Giants-Skins I don’t think I should be forced to watch more than that. That’s why God invented DirecTV, right? Or at least I’ll ask him when he releases his reasons for week three.

By: GFP

GFP — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:02:33 +0000

Obviously this is all leading the PPV tag-team match of Cerrato/Mitchell vs. LaCanfora/Portis. Only after Portis gets Mitchell’s Pockets Straight (I imagine this is the finisher), he smacks LaCanfora with a steel chair and leaves all three of them to rot.

/still catches WWE from time to time

By: Jeff V

Jeff V — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:59:45 +0000

I feel like “the west coast offense” is a hoax that got made up by Mike Holmgren and Bill Walsh to see if all NFL fans are idiots.

Have you ever heard someone intelligently describe what this offense is and how it works?

–”Yea you just have a lot of short accurate passes and lots of receivers without many extra blockers…”

Which makes sense until you realize that Favre, who is incredibly inaccurate and loves to go deep is probably the third best practitioner of the offense in the history of “the west coast offense”

Why can’t coaches just run the option like they used to?

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:55:58 +0000

George Michael is still alive?! he must look like a stick of beef jerky by now. cryptkeeper east.

/left DC in 1991