Comments on: A Situation Like This Calls For Some Serious Hyperbole!

By: jason

jason — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:09:56 +0000

three days later and still no one has made a comment marveling at the existence of a blond jewess?

By: TDub

TDub — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:25:09 +0000

@ Sarah Palin,

yeah I’m starting to get a taste of the douchejuice emanating from ‘Skins fans from this thread… I made one lighthearted joke about how everyone needs to settle down after a 3-1 start. Then I get 3 of these asstasters lashing out like I just made a Sean Taylor joke… settle down, assheads!

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:55:41 +0000

Jerry Jones and his band of clowns take it in the ass, at home no less! Brilliant!!! I was in a good mood all fucking day because of it.

It’s almost enough to make me a Redskins fan…

By: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:26:22 +0000

Skins fans are cumguzzlers. Get ready to suck the long dick of Donovan McNabb. You know you like it.

By: coleslawblog.com

coleslawblog.com — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:35:37 +0000

Have you ever noticed that every football analyst/announcer is Cowboy related? Fox has Moose, Aikman, and Jimmy Johnson’s bitter beer face. ESPN has Darren Woodson, Emmitt “Flashdance” Smith, and at one point had Michael “sorry ocifer” Irvin. I’m convinced that there is some kind of Jerry Jones endorsed media conspiracy against the Redskins. For Fox to have Ache-man announce this rivalry is like having Michael Corleone write Fredo’s epitaph. Nobody can intelligently argue against the fact that the ‘Skins dominated every aspect of this game from the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball, to the passing attack and the running game. Just look at the stats. But let’s talk about Romo’s dud of a game. For the entire duration of the fourth quarter, Romo had a quintessential “is it in yet” look plastered over his face. At least Ache got one thing right when he said that Romo was modeling himself after Tom Brady. Romo eschewed classic Super Bowl XLI Brady, taking a priceless walk of shame and then going home to have sex with an airhead celebrity. I guess Romo can take consolation in the fact that the ‘Skins D didn’t issue the final blow.

By: Herb Mul-Key

Herb Mul-Key — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:30:58 +0000

TDub is ignant. Birdsfan’s team has never won anything. Ever. Skins.

By: Birdsfan71

Birdsfan71 — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:02:17 +0000

Does no one find that video Dan Snyder chest-bumping in the locker room hilarious???

“We’re physical!!!…When we’re physical, we win!”

Does anyone seriously think that little butterball turd could even pass a physical right now? Who’s we? You got a mouse in your pocket?

SKINS ARE GOING TO GET BITCH SLAPPED NEXT WEEKEND IN PHILLY!!!!!!!!

By: DC

DC — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:32:43 +0000

I’m sorry I called you the joke. You deserve 3-1 division leading Redskins.

By: TDub

TDub — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:18:21 +0000

Sorry guys, I’ll have to brush up on my forgettable NFC East team history.

/hits self on forehead. IDIOT!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:18:27 +0000

I assume he means the ‘96 Redskins, who started 7-1 only to finish 9-7 and narrowly miss the playoffs. Still, of late the Redskins have been a team that starts shitty, rallies late in the year THEN loses in the opening round of the playoffs.