Comments on: A Bleak Glimpse of Things to Come

By: Armchair Whiner

Armchair Whiner — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:25:03 +0000

Add to Millen’s List Of Accomplishments:

Champion Eater of Golic Bread

obit rice — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:46:11 +0000

I was watchin the 1995 NFC Championship with Matt Millen as sideline reporter. Just think, in a few years SUZY could be running the Lions!

Gern — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:06:44 +0000

What do you mean future? That picture was taken yesterday.

mmm...lemonheads — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:59:33 +0000

But Mattizzle Millizzle saved the Lions! Before he was traded, Shaun Rogers tried to eat the team.
The power of the ‘stache cannot be underestimated.

Animal Mother — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:54:36 +0000

Soylent Green is made from Matt*E’s wasted draft picks.

jackin'4beats — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:47:36 +0000

So Matt*E scorched the sky and created the Matrix? Next thing you’ll tell me is his living off of the liquified remains of former Lions fans…

Wait…what?

putridstinkstar — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:06:11 +0000

Kinetic strikes are overrated apparently.

t2ed — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:58:06 +0000

There really should be a burning couch if it’s going to be Detroit.

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:46:03 +0000

Matt Millen’s Resume:

Former LBer with 49ers
Mustache Lover
Chubby Chaser
Detroit Lions Destroyer

Grimey — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:44:15 +0000

Matt-E called ED-209 a faggot