An unfriendly reminder: the weekly Monday Night Football live blog/chat is tonight at 8:30, assholes. We’re going to try to make it a little less frenetic than in past weeks. (Translation: quality over quantity in the number of comments.) Featuring Captain Caveman, Monday Morning Punter, flubby, a few trusted commenters, and special guest Orson Swindle/Spencer Hall. It’s just barely better than watching the game alone.


Ray-Ray and the defense having been covering up the death of the Raven’s offense for 7 years now, so another murder or two won’t matter.
*Bart Scott, that is
From Scott’s wikipedia page:
However, Scott has a notable fear of wide receivers who block, namely Hines Ward. Scott even went as far as to threaten Ward’s life after Ward decleated him on a Monday Night Football game in 2007.
So 75% of tonight’s comments will be about the SEC?
Hmmm. Trusted commenter = spent time in a Vietcong prison? Trusted commenter = knows Bark Obama party line? Where is the line? Knows Emmitt Smith personally? What do we gotta do????
I for one will be engaging my SAP audio tonight. Kornheiser is 6400% less skull piercingly obnoxious when dubbed in espanola
Actually, it’s Bart Scott who has threatened to kill Hines Ward. Ray-Ray will just conceal the evidence.
awww… i thought i was producing gold, Jerry, gold!
translation: we don’t want to be inundated by hines wald comments.
What’s the over/under on the number of deaths Ray Lewis will cause tonight?
Hines Wald no smirre when closs middre of fierd. Lay Rewis courd kirr me.
ZOMG Heath Miller!!111!!!11!!1!1!
Commenters and trust are two words usually not in the same sentence.
Let the pizza tossing commence!
lets go jeff reed / ravens d!