I know what it is you need to endure another weekday of drudgery: bloggers painfully stammering through satellite radio interviews! Last night I was on Relentless on Sirius 98, Hardcore Sports Radio for a few minutes to lend some halting commentary on the state of the AFC and, for some reason, to advocate for Brandon Marshall as our next KSKharacter! Enjoy.
Tags: a face AND a voice for blogging, that's not how you pronounce my name!, xmas ape
September 25th, 2008 at 9:34 am
What’s the angle on Marshall?
Surely there’s got to be better candidates…
September 25th, 2008 at 9:40 am
So far this interview is painful.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Ape, great stammer my man. But insighful as always dude. Good work.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Congratulations Ape, you’re a GODDAMNED RADIO STAR now. YEEHAW!!!
September 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am
“insightful”
Tough spelling for me this morning.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:46 am
I expected a lisp.
/I kid
September 25th, 2008 at 9:49 am
I don’t know why I said Marshall. Probably because he keeps getting into trouble and we haven’t addressed it. But otherwise, he doesn’t seem like he has really anything worth parodying.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Theme for a Brandon Marshall post : “Things I Drop On A Regular Basis (Besides Well-Thrown Passes)”.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Ah shit, this is going to be good. He is the only fucking WR stud I gots in FB this year.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Every Brandon Marshall entry should end with him slipping on a McDonald’s wrapper and crashing through something.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am
i had a speech class at UCF with Brandon Marshall; he likes to be called B-Marsh and he is dumber than mayonaise.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Re the Favre post yesterday.
“That post was from Punter; that took us by surprise.”
“Because he’s not good?”
Sir, whoever you are, go beat yourself off with burlap.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Right on!
Yinzers are always up with the latest street lingo.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:40 am
KOLBER motherfuckers, not KOLBLER.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I’m shocked these morons bothered reading more than one post to do their “research” before the interview
September 25th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Poor Punter…
September 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I love you, Punter. You too, Ape. We have a stutter in common.
September 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
I for one think B Marsh would be a great addition to the pantheon of KSK characters
/slaps a bitch up
September 25th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Marshall is an interesting dude for sure. Ask Jay Cutler! wasn’t developed as well as it could have been IMHO, Cutler sells. But the guy who should get the KSKharachter should be Pat Bowlen!!! “These here are ostrich skin. You outta get ya a pair you little fucker”
September 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am
is silky garrard never coming back because he sucks now, or what? has he been sharing coke with matt jones or something?
September 25th, 2008 at 11:25 am
What about the GOT ASS? team that followed the interview? The hosts were clearly more interested in that even during the first part.
September 25th, 2008 at 11:38 am
ape, love you. hate hate these guys interviewing you, and i’ve never heard them before. shows you just any old sap can get a sports show (read: bill simmons shouldn’t be allowed to talk or write but somehow has a feature column and bi-weekly podcast.)
September 25th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I think there should be a Brandon Marshall and Marshawn Lynch cage match. At least introduce a Beast Mode character, that would be solid
September 25th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Wow, apparently these have read many days…of KSK…to talk about this topic. Oh well. I am sure two or three more people heard this and learned about KSK.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
One of those is Canadian, I swear.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
On the annoying scale, I give those D-Bag DJs a 7.62.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I’ve spent an hour looking for this famous Suzy Kobler site. Where the hell is it?
November 12th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
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