NFL analysts were denied the geyser of man-love they were going to let loose with the first of the now forestalled Brady-Favre showdowns to take place this Sunday. Instead, they’re dealt the slightly less epic Cassel-Favraro contest. Luckily, we at KSK were able to find more compelling matchups: those on the sidelines. No, not fucking Belichick and Mangini – no one cares whether they shake their shit-encrusted hands after the game. We’re talking the gratuitous eye candy!
Rebecca Lucas____________________Jenn Sterger
18 years old____________________24 years old
Age of breasts
18 years_____________________4 years
Extent of Education
High school______________Florida State grad, so… middle school
Tawmmy from Quincy________________Brent Musburger
Favorite player on team
Tom Brady (sad trombone sound)_______________Whichever one ponys up for the abortion
Represents fanbase because
She’s white_____________________She’s swimming with disease
Judging from the picture, she supports
Barack Obama_________________Brown neckties
Getting married so she’s alluring to Belichick___________Writing a horrible Jets preview on Deadspin
I want more like this!
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