Your Friday Cheerleader: The Frenchin’ Indian Whore?
I’m sure that Cameron (or whatever her real name is) is actually a nice girl, but we’ve already ripped on effeminate men, shown disrespect for the dead, and disseminated tactics to boost album sales. There’s no better way to end the day than some classic oogling.
There has been some debate in the KSK office over what this girl’s native name might be. My money’s on either “Dances With Foreskin” or “Cocka-jewea.” Whatever.
Enjoy your weekend.
Tags: MMP, The Friday Cheerleader Posts, tomahawk chop in my pants, Who did we NOT piss off today?
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Jumponaho!
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Her name is White Swallow
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Pocatightend
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Little Beaver
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Little Big Tits
(And can I just say, THIS is not offensive, but Chief Illinwek is? Whatever, NCAAfucktards.)
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Sitsondick
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
@FTB: I was going to go with Pocahotass.
When does my ex make the Friday Cheerleader post?
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
More like Poke-a-hot-ass!
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Damn you, Rocco.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
One Step From Porn or Singer Dancer Actress
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
@TF: Sorry brah, worked with a friend who dressed up as Pocahotass one year. Big fake D’s in that outfit? Fuck and yes.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I wish I could have a three-way with her and the Land O’ Lakes maiden. After that, I’d steal their land.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I’d like to introduce her to the Custer in my pants.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Bounces With Wolves
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
She can smoke my peace pipe.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I’ve got a tee-pee thinking about a late night pow-WOW!
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I know that chick- she gives me drinks and encourages me to continue gaming.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Dances with herpes
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Lies with Big Snake
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I believe she is called “Spirit Fingers.”
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Princess White Snaked
– or,
Princess I Like to Have Sex With Fat Bald Guys
/I can dream
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I’m from the Slapaho tribe and we know how to treat our women. What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!
HARF HARF HARF
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Princess OOOOHHH…oops, do you have a paper towel?
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
StrippingHerWayThruCollege-ahontas
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Apparently Jenn Sterger (of FSU Cowgirl/Playboy/Maxim fame) is the Jets new sideline reporter.
Any chance of a spin-off titled “Humping Jenn Sterger”?
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Po-ca-cunt-us
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:14 am
As a descendan. of Crazy Horse, and a part time dancer there, we shall call her Crazy Whore,
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 am
Or she is Riding Poll.
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 am
or Sitting on Poll.
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:46 am
I am pitching a wigwom.
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
as cheery & eager to please as she appears, my money sez the slapahos call her Cums Like Lightning
August 25th, 2008 at 7:26 am
I’m not certain of her name, but research shows she originated from the Cumoniwannabangyou tribe.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Her name? Pocuntus.