Comments on: You Ungrateful Little Sh*ts Have No Respect For Greatness!

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:30:23 +0000

I am almost to the point where it has to be a spoof on all of us: SI, SI readers, America, Favre, Jets fans. He COULD NOT BE SO FUCKING SERIOUS about this shit, and still be sane, right?

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:05:57 +0000

Brett Farve loves to ask Peter King “How’s my ass taste?”

By: Seinfeld

Seinfeld — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:27:51 +0000

Horse Feathers !???

Well…THAT’s one wicked googaly, aint it ?!

By: Smizzy

Smizzy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:25:47 +0000

God damn this albino Al Roker!!

I wonder how many jars of Miracle whip this tubby fat son-of-a bitch eats daily. There isn’t a “scribe” in town who doesn’t mock your gay perm and your allegiance to Bob Kraft and any and everything New England Patriots related.

I can’t believe someone is actually paying you for your views.

By: Robut M. Nixon

Robut M. Nixon — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:10:03 +0000

I’m sorry you feel that way, Helen.

Perhaps we can discuss our differences over a nice warm plate of my balls?

By: TostitoBandito

TostitoBandito — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:19:42 +0000

Where’s the Sex (bench) Cannon story? C’mon, get on the ball guys!

By: Slash

Slash — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:15:34 +0000

Jesus Christ, Peter King is more of a douchebag before 9 am than most sportswriters are all day. And sportswriters are quite douchey anyway, so the bar is higher than for regular people. I don’t even give a shit about football and I’m kind of offended on behalf of the Jets fans.

And the “fellow scribes” bit sounds even more ridiculous to me than “horsefeathers.” I guess the words “writers” or “reporters” are far too pedestrian. When people who don’t instantly recognize him at a party ask him what he does for a living, does he say, “I scribe a column for Sports Illustrated”? What a sanctimonious tool. I can’t believe he gets paid to write this crap. I could do better without watching a single game.

Why the fuck do they play preseason games, anyway? No, really. What’s the point? Either count them as “real” games or don’t play them.

By: Horseballs Fan

Horseballs Fan — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:14:33 +0000

You rang?

..oh he said Horse feathers.

By: denvergodfather

denvergodfather — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:17:34 +0000

My question is this…
Do you think this fat fuck knows what an assclown he is? I wonder if he actually reads this blog. If yes, please retire and die in relative obscurity.

By: mat

mat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:18:41 +0000

I’m actually almost as perplexed at the last item in the column: “p. There will come a day — I don’t know when; five years, seven maybe — when you will have the same number of satellite radios in your possession as cars. It’s coming. It can’t be stopped.”

What does this even mean? How many cars does he think most people own?