You Ungrateful Little Sh*ts Have No Respect For Greatness!
You may have heard that Peter King was in attendance for his man’s debut as a New York Jet, but did you know that the stadium itself was just half full (including the two seats occupied by King)?
4. I think I don’t want to hear what great fans the Jets have. Not for a long time. That crowd Saturday night was a disgrace. At least half the stadium was empty (Ed. Note: such a pessimist!) for Favre’s debut in a Jets’ uniform. I expressed my amazement to a few fellow scribes Saturday night — emphasizing that N.Y. traded for an all-time-great quarterback, not a broken-down one — and they gave varying reasons for the poor turnout. Like it’s the middle of vacation month for New Yorkers, and it’s a preseason game. Horsefeathers. If you really love your team, and you have season tickets, you should have been at that game unless you were in Tibet. Ridiculous.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you assholes? What does it take for you to recognize and appreciate the unbridled majesty of pre-season greatness?
For fuck’s sake, the man threw five passes and you missed it! I demand an explanation from you self-described “fans” of the Jets right this minute.
Steve from West Orange: Every August I take the family to Montauk for two weeks. You know, it helps us to reconnect after the summer and before the kids head back to school. Besides, it was just a preseason game, so I was happy to watch the first half on television.
BULLCOCK! That kind of attitude is what’s wrong with America today. You had a chance to take your family to see one of this nation’s greatest heroes take the field for ten minutes and instead you chose to spend that time on vacation? You sir, are an ungrateful little shit who does not deserve to attend a single regular season game. Your children would be better off laying raped and murdered in a Trenton alley than they would under your care.
Ridiculous.
Tags: FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE, peter king, Preseason Football, Unsilent Majority
August 18th, 2008 at 10:51 am
PK was also upset after the game when Brett only stuck the head in
August 18th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Ah…so this is why my comment from the other thread got deleted?
You are forgiven.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:55 am
No, it’s there RBP. I think it got caught in a John McCain cone of silence for a moment or two.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I’m at the point where seeing the headline ‘Peter King Murder Suicide’ wouldn’t shock me anymore.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Wow! PK is REALLY out of touch with the world, not just football.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
What is PK complaining about? All those empty seats gave him plenty of room to masturbate while watching Favre throw 5 meaningless passes.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I’d love to defend my fellow Jets fans who had other things to do than watch a pre-season game but I want to address something:
That pic of TK has without a shadow of a doubt been airbrushed, no one in the fucking world is going to tell me that he doesnt have a fucking double chin, I’m 6′3″ 260 lbs (not that over weight, not by any streatch) and I have at 1.37 chins. This mother fucker should be going on his 4th chin by now.
This proves, what’s already been known and proven before, not that TK is gay, but in fact that he is a down.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:08 am
This is causing quite a stir on JetsInsider.com. Glad someone else is calling Bowel Movement Jones up there on what a prick he is.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:12 am
PS, as a Jets fan, I can tell you that our fans actually ARE disgraceful–there’s a sizable cadre of diehards who will go to the stadium every week, even if it means wearing bags over their heads. But too many people extend their tailgating and get to their seats in the middle of the 1st, then start leaving in the middle of the 4th.
That notwithstanding, this was a preseason game, so PK is still a burlap sack of somebody’s shit.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Next you’ll tell me he was wearing a size xxxxxl green shirt
Oh
August 18th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Also, why would he wear green? Shouldn’t he have worn something that would hide Favre’s cumstains better?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I love the NFL so much I’ll even watch a Texans-Cardinals game in which all the QBs are hurt and it’s down to Dave Krieg vs. Vinnie Testaverde, and even I am so sick of Brett Favre knob slobberage I want to stab myself in the shins with a shrimp fork.
Is it going to be this way all frickin season? ‘lizbeth, it’s the big one
August 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am
In all fairness to Peter King, this was probably Jets fans only chance to watch Favre not throw an interception live.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Huh, I wonder what did happen. Oh well. Just to add another thought: What exactly is the over/under on stories filed by PK from the Meadowlands? Will he camp out there every weekend? Will Mary Beth have to fly cross-country to go find her daddy living in some cave like Samuel Jackson in The Caveman’s Valentine?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Horsefeathers? really?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Did that charmless Norm Peterson replicant actually trot out “horsefeathers?”
Hey jackass, it’s probably because Favre’s little mid-life crisis jacked up tickets for the game by almost a hundred bucks a pop thanks to the fucking “legal brokers” (online scalpers) who drooled in anticipation of getting blood from a stone. They miscalculated that–
A. Jets fans could give a fuck about the preseason
B. Jets fans are knowledgeable enough to know that Favre wasn’t touching the ball more than 6 times
C. Jets fans are already sick of paying full fucking price during the season and don’t want to deal with even worse prices in the preseason, Favre or not.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I don’t care. This is still less sanctimonious than Wilbon going “Who are they; what’s their credentials?”
August 18th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Did someone actually say that the Jets have great fans?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Horsefeathers? really?
Poppycock on his horsefeathers. Poppycock, I say!
August 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Banana oil!
August 18th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
+3 to Porky1.
August 18th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Peter King was later comforted by Woody Johnson.
August 18th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Woody’s johnson? Johnson’s woody? King’s peter?
August 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
PK’s just pissed that the Jets fans yelled at him for an hour to show his tits
August 18th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
PK also called himself Mao Zedong in the same article. Surprised nobody has jumped all over the dick jokes inherent in that line…
August 18th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Where there is a “horsefeathers”, usually “balderdash” is lurking nearby.
August 18th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
“Your children would be better off laying raped and murdered in a Trenton alley”
As a resident of Trenton, I am deeply offended. We do not rape and murder and then leave the body laying in an alley. We deposit the body safely in the Delaware River. Or blame it on Camden.
August 18th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
PK:
I’m a Jets fan and I decided to go sake-bombing with with my friends Saturday night. “Friends” are people who like you for who you are, enjoy your company, don’t demand sexual favors for snivelling idol-worship…ah forget it; I don’t want to ruin the surprise.
Schmuck.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
What’s all the hornschwaggle about horsefeathers, gov’na? Boondoggle, I say!
August 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
When you get fiscally raped to watch future grocery stockers for a half of a game you should go watch, consern it!
August 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Is it really that surprising that half the stadium was empty? That represents the 50% of former Jets fans that now root for the Giants.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Jets fans suck to begin with. These are the idiots who cheered when Chad got hurt. What do you expect?
August 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I know this is super queer and no one on this site watched, but how about the turnout and mid-season noise exhibited by the Sea-Chickens faithful this weekend? Now those are some real fans yo. Word
August 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Who cares about Peter King besides retards who post on message boards like “jetsinsider.com”?
Have you ever visited that place? What bunch of complete loser tools. They give Jets fans a bad name.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
yo peter king can suck my horescock, lets go jets!
August 18th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
If you really love your team, and you have season tickets, you should have been at that game unless you were in Tibet. Ridiculous.
looks like someone’s been playing naked center for fathead favre again
August 18th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I saw this article and instantly thought out this blog, you didn’t disappoint
August 18th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I’m actually almost as perplexed at the last item in the column: “p. There will come a day — I don’t know when; five years, seven maybe — when you will have the same number of satellite radios in your possession as cars. It’s coming. It can’t be stopped.”
What does this even mean? How many cars does he think most people own?
August 18th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
My question is this…
Do you think this fat fuck knows what an assclown he is? I wonder if he actually reads this blog. If yes, please retire and die in relative obscurity.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
You rang?
..oh he said Horse feathers.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Jesus Christ, Peter King is more of a douchebag before 9 am than most sportswriters are all day. And sportswriters are quite douchey anyway, so the bar is higher than for regular people. I don’t even give a shit about football and I’m kind of offended on behalf of the Jets fans.
And the “fellow scribes” bit sounds even more ridiculous to me than “horsefeathers.” I guess the words “writers” or “reporters” are far too pedestrian. When people who don’t instantly recognize him at a party ask him what he does for a living, does he say, “I scribe a column for Sports Illustrated”? What a sanctimonious tool. I can’t believe he gets paid to write this crap. I could do better without watching a single game.
Why the fuck do they play preseason games, anyway? No, really. What’s the point? Either count them as “real” games or don’t play them.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Where’s the Sex (bench) Cannon story? C’mon, get on the ball guys!
August 18th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I’m sorry you feel that way, Helen.
Perhaps we can discuss our differences over a nice warm plate of my balls?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
God damn this albino Al Roker!!
I wonder how many jars of Miracle whip this tubby fat son-of-a bitch eats daily. There isn’t a “scribe” in town who doesn’t mock your gay perm and your allegiance to Bob Kraft and any and everything New England Patriots related.
I can’t believe someone is actually paying you for your views.
August 19th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Horse Feathers !???
Well…THAT’s one wicked googaly, aint it ?!
August 19th, 2008 at 5:05 am
Brett Farve loves to ask Peter King “How’s my ass taste?”
August 19th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I am almost to the point where it has to be a spoof on all of us: SI, SI readers, America, Favre, Jets fans. He COULD NOT BE SO FUCKING SERIOUS about this shit, and still be sane, right?