Comments on: WOOHOO! Finally, Girls In Town Who Are WILLING To Have Abortions!

By: dinosaur

dinosaur — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:22:35 +0000

Oberlin is a college, not a university. There is no such thing as a “masters thesis art project at Oberlin.”

/nitpicky douchebag

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:19:12 +0000

Ahem.

/Tommy_from_Quinzee_MODE: ON

WHAT THE FACK !

Why the FACK are you talking about Trahvis Facking Hanry? Nobodhy gives a crahp about some dahky that knocked up 9 stupid fat chicks. Who Ca-uhs about some running back and his brood of illogical children.

ALL ANYONE WHANTS TO TALK ABOUT IS THE PATRIOTS! NOBODY DENIES THIS ! GET YA FACKIN PRIORITIES STRAIGHT !

Although I give him props for getting more ‘tang than a space shuttle astronaut.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:32:37 +0000

I knew it, Gooch. Contact the Republican National Committee. They probably have a Senate nomination waiting for you.

By: porky1

porky1 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:27:44 +0000

Neat. Big Daddy Drew talkin’ bout Big Baby Daddy.

By: TheCleve

TheCleve — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:09:45 +0000

Yeah Oberlin! You should see the girls rugby team calendar–yowza!

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:05:11 +0000

Gooch, will you please go back to terrifying Arnold? Those pay-day loan commercials are getting annoying. Also, I hear the entire Kennedy clan is really into “Different Strokes”, so consider your actions carefully.

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:03:24 +0000

Otto Man – Come to think of it, I have been having an inordinate amount of anonymous, homosexual, public restroom sex lately.

Hmm….

/That current enough for ya, TR, or should I say TIM ROBBINS!!!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:40:25 +0000

I don’t know, Gooch. If you’re this into lying, secrecy, and hypocrisy, are you sure you’re not a Republican?

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:33:19 +0000

I’ll have you know that I was Ted Kennedy, and that I am not a Republican. Rather, I am someone who likes to kick a dying man while he’s down.

/will be accepting apologies all day from you bleeding heart liberal pansies

By: Osi's Agent

Osi's Agent — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:13:30 +0000

Pro-choice and anti-abortion women everywhere unite to cheer the fact Osi Umenyiora’s will have the inability to squat for the rest of the season.