Comments on: What If Ricky Williams And Keith Elias Had A Retarded Baby?

By: Zak

Zak — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:01:30 +0000

There’s nothing wrong with spelling Zak with a k, or just one k.

…Yeah.

Um… so… how bout them dead people?

By: rich

rich — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:44:05 +0000

he looks like Jason Taylor

http://www.collegefastbreak.com/

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:12:58 +0000

Looks like Gutter finally found a home in the NFL.

By: CHUCK!

CHUCK! — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:26:02 +0000

shit locks

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:11:44 +0000

@Otto and Gino: You’re not a real fan of Mr. Marley unless you’ve got Uprising or Exodus. Natural Mystic is also acceptable. I’m sure this ass clown has neither.

Usain Bolt is not impressed.

By: Chazz_Goodtimes

Chazz_Goodtimes — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:52:07 +0000

if you don’t think he had a Che Guevara poster on his dorm room wall, played hacky sack, protested the WTO, and read lots of John Updike books in order to tell people he read lots of John Updike books, then you don’t know preppy white assholes with dreadlocks as well as I do.

My favorite sentence in the history of sportsblogs. Thank you sir.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:48:57 +0000

Holy shit, mamacita.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:48:24 +0000

Whiskey does count as a beer. Or water, if I’m talking to my doctor. Eight glasses a day!

Freshmen love that CD, but I was laughing at calling the greatest hits collection an “album,” which seemed to capture that freshman-year hey-I-just-discovered-this-new-music-called-reggae! cluelessness perfectly.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:29:25 +0000

And personally, I’m seeing more Jason Taylor + Rolf from the Muppets.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:25:39 +0000

@FMRA — smurphette and I are going to kidnap you and re-educate you in the fine art of man candy.