Fuh-Brett-aboudit: Jersey welcomes Favre
Meet The Bretts! Crazy bleachers fans pledge their allegiance to gunslinger
My panties are all Brett: Our Andrea Peyser says Favre a “real man”
New Jersey Bretts: New resident welcomed by home crowd
Sour Clemons: Favre arrival ruins run at starting gig
Favring For Football! Brett “Hungry” To Start Taking Snaps
Brett Brett Hut! Favre practices
Not Favre Now! Brett to Start in Week 1!
Favrey Far Far! Jets win in laugher!
Bobba Brett! Favre hunts down opposing corners!
Breast in Show: Deanna Favre at NY Fashion Week
Catherine Bretta Jones! Deanna and Douglas’ wife spar in “huge catfight”
Brett’s Get Physical: Jets win ugly brawler against Bills
Best Little Fourhouse In Jersey: Jets win again!
Bretty in Pink: Favre supports wife’s breast cancer awareness
Favre And Away: Brett and Peter King marry in Irish countryside
Favralous! Favre and King enjoy 2-night Key West getaway
You Can Brett On It! Favre Boldly Predicts Win Over Dolphins
Brettrosexual! Favre goes shoe shopping at Barney’s
Brett Offensive! Throw 3 picks in Pats loss
Chronicles Of Favria: Steve Serby hails the Jets new “Prince”
Bretteranarian! Favre tells Cindy Adams about his love for small toy dogs
Rum Slinger: Favre arrested in barroom brawl
Soldier Boy! Fightin’ Favre reminds our Steve Dunleavy of his old WWI chums at Gallipoli
Favre-y Dent: Brett’s inconsistent play has made him a Two-Face
Not The Man He First Brett: King and Favre try “trial separation”
4 Skinned? Favre arrested in Montclair, NJ, rest stop sting
Favre 4 Fighting: Jets make run at final playoff spot
Brett Him Outta Here! Rich Lowry says Favre’s whiny ways totally fucking Un-American
Favra Conger! Brett did all for the $$$$!
Brett Him Play! Favre wants start over Clemons
Brett Blanket! Favre unhappy with Clemons start
Pot Calls Brettle Back! Mangini says Favre “sabotaging” team
A Bridge Too Favre? Mangini and Favre “at a stalemate”
Favre, Nifty 4, Where Are You?! Favre a no-show for road trip
Favred Up! Jets miss playoffs thanks to untimely 8 INT Favre performance after Kellen goes down!
Thanks Four The Memories: Favre retires after disappointing season in New York; plans July unretirement
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I love Mackarel, its healthy and great for you. I have been looking for better ways to prepare this dish for a while. These days I make sure that the Mackarel that I buy is from sustainable fishing sources. Not mentioning Japanese food made with raw fish.
Soldier Boy! Fightin’ Favre reminds our Steve Dunleavy of his old WWI chums at Gallipoli
That’s the funniest shit written since Gallipoli.
“Far-ve too many concussions”:
Brett out for season, because Jets front line can’t protect him. Rumor has it he’s considering retirement to take up finger painting with Troy Aikman & Eric Lindros
Whoever came up with ‘Breast in Show’ is a god damn genius.
Ugly Bretty: Jets win, in spite of Favre’s 3 INTs.
Buh buh buh Bretty and the Jets!
This morning on ESPN they had no less than * SIX * (yes – 6) Favre / Jets / “Expert commentary on what does this mean” et. al., lined up.
So I went and took a shower. (yes symbolism)
From Cheese to Whine
/explains itself
FAVRE-Y DANGER: BERNHARD GOETZ GUNSLINGER MENTALITY, SHOOTS FOUR ON SUBWAY
/revisionist history…
Like a Brett Over Troubled Water: Shocking Sex Boat Scandal In The Hudson Shows Favre Should’ve Been A Viking
The Farve-istrocrats! (after a particularly ugly Jet’s loss)
As a Montclair HS alum, I appreciate the shout-out. Favre should know better than to frequent the bus stops that look like tudors.
Lions should sign Chad Pennington
Favre from the truth- Brett yearns to return to Green Bay
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
Brett and Butter: The Sexual Predilections of the King/Favre Lost Weekend
IN-BRETT – DNA tests reveal Favre’s parents were related
YOU BETTER, YOU BRETT! – Jets fans demand win from you know Who
BBBBretty and the jets! Awesome one! Good times, this took all of us by surprise!
I’m disappointed there was no “Officer Favra” headline.
Late Entries from the spouse:
Brett and Butterfingers: Incompletions plague Jets
Brett Smart (granted, unlikely, but there would be a hot secret-agent chick involved)
Bretty and the Jets: He’s got electric shoes a mohair suit….ah fuck it.
O_o
…this isn’t funny…my girlfriend brings the post home every day…i…can’t… do…this….
/looking for handgun
CHIANTI AND FARVE BEANS: The Shocking Story of Cannibal Chad Pennington
Otto Man wins.
FANTASY FOOTBALL!!!! I’m not wearing any pants! WHEE!
Funny ass shit there.
NO DAMMIT there’s no Sox game tonight!
I will, however, get shitfaced and start assessing the relative tightness of the RB’s asses. YAY FOOTBALL.
@FMRA
Will you switch over and start glogging the Red Sox game if the Pats fall behind?
/sorry, couldn’t resist
“BRETT-astrophe!!” after Favre sucks up the joint in the Jets-Jaguars Wildcard game.
That could also be something about Brett’s ass atrophy or Brett’s Ass Trophy.
BIZZARRO WORLD NY POST HEADLINES:
The Brett Favre Question: A Sober and In-Depth Discussion in Four Parts
Brett Favre to NY: Jets fans react with quiet, dignified jubliation, return to volunteer charity work.
Brett Favre a Jet: How does this affect our public schools?
I’m officially offering my services as a live-glogger for tonight’s Patriots preseason game. Wheee!
B-R-E-T, BRET! BRET! BRET!: Favre Opens New School for Illiterate Teens in the South Bronx…
Holy mackerel! Pennington to the Dolphins??!? But they’re already so loaded at qb with Josh McCown, Henne, the mormon guy, and Quincy Carter…
PERCO HAZE – Favre leaps off the wagon into a drug induced coma after the Jets finish the season 0-16
/bored at work
Personally, I think the Chad Pennington story is equally compelling. He’s got all the mediocrity that the Chiefs expect in their quarterbacks and is just the weak-armed, injury prone, ambiguously gay franchise quarterback John Gruden has been looking for.
YOU BRET-TER NOT CRY: Favre sobs like a female at end of season press conference after 4-12 season as a Jet upon announcing fifth retirement
@Porky1
thanks for the inspiration
Favre-ian Slip:A confused and old Bret Favre shows up at first Jets Game in a Vikings uniform
YOU BRETT-ER WATCH OUT–Madden Curse strikes early; Brett exiled to Jets.
DO Q-BELIEVE IT! = actual headline on jets website
‘start’
Bret-er Run Through the Jungle: Favre’s 4 Interceptions against the Bengals, Clemmons’ rumored atrt heard through the grapevine.
/CCR fan
Favre And Away: Brett and Peter King marry in Irish countryside
Favralous! Favre and King enjoy 2-night Key West getaway
You Can Brett On It! Favre Boldly Predicts Win Over Dolphins
The three best in my opinion…Fucking classic! But seriously Drew, your hatred for Favre is starting to get really unhealthy….I mean I am not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
Young Lady Bret-terly: the story of a southern belle and his sexual awakening at the hands of Peter King and John Madden
Hawaiian Favre-O: Upset over perceived Pro-Bowl snub, Favre commandeers island-hopper flight and crashes into field during game
FAVRE-ITE SON: PK SQUEEZES OUT BOUNCING BABY BOY
favre-ing typos
kellen me softly – clemens excited to ignored by favre (this this motherfucker would ever tutor or mentor anyone)
hanging chad – pennington surely heading to another loser
CHIANTI AND FARVE BEANS: The Shocking Story of Cannibal Chad Pennington
Broadway Brett Bombs Away: Jets beat Miami 42 – 12 and as I mentioned, http://www.broadwaybrettsjets.com is already up!
the favre knight – jets get their hero in shining pads
Bretter Off Dead? Rodgers to Favre: Kill Yourself
Sorry, I missed “Bridge too Favre” above…
/slaps self in face
Brat, Drunk, And Stupid! Giuliani’s son sues Jets for denying him roster spot, invokes 9/11 heroes
FAVRE FROM LEGENDARY BATTLE: Brady throws 4 TDs, Brett 4 INTs, Pats beat Jets big.
A BRIDGE TOO FAVRE: Brett gets a DUI while crossing into Manhattan.
BRETT-LESS: Favre knocked out in 1st with bruised ribcage, Jets still beat Dolphins by 20.
NOBODY FAVRES WITH THE JESUS: Adrian Peterson “disappointed” Vikes miss out on Favre sweepstakes.
Dammit, I was trying to come up with a Kiln joke. You win this round, Ape.
And J.L.White, that headline has more words than most Post articles.
Four Weddings and a Favre-eral: Brett Leaves Team to Marry Peter King, John Madden, Tony Kornheiser & Gene Wojciechowski, While Kelly Clemons and the Jets Finish 0-16 Season
THE KILN FIELDS: Favre returns home to start own NFL Franchise
I’m waiting for the “Favre Off!” headlines when the sure-to-happen split between Brett-y and the Jets takes place
Excellent work.
anybody think the post will try to slip a “You Look Favrelous!” in there w/out lubrication on an unsuspecting populace?
“ufford wrote the best ones”
My Favre-y Dent was gold, dammit!
Douche Bag!
Naw, too simple
The Jets add the Farvebook application to their profile
Favrey Corps-Man: Brett retires, joins the Marines!
I’m looking forward to 2020, when Broadyway Brett staggers through an interview and tries to make out with Kellyn Kolber.
That will be awesome for a number of reasons. Number one is that Kellyn Kolber will be 12 years old.
Favre Packs, Jets for Broadway
He’ll be affecting the stock markets now y’all.
Pfft. He’ll be affecting the tides.
Far-mazing: Brett’s Sunday brilliance leads to Monday Wall Street rally.
He’ll be affecting the stock markets now y’all.
I’m looking forward to 2020, when Broadyway Brett staggers through an interview and tries to make out with Kellyn Kolber.
Is “Favrelescent” a word? I feel like it should be a word — perhaps describing the glow of lights at a press conference.
Favral Knowledge: PK tells all!
BRETT FAVRE, Bin Laden Captured
The Favre-well Tour: Brett opens first practice with hints at retirement at season’s end
Favrey Far Far! Jets win in laugher!
My favorite.
Favre for Fighting, sure this article is about the Rangers, but Favre is only happy when he is in the headlines.
Here’s my predictions for a season’s worth of NYPost headlines:
Meet Packer District: Fans Welcome Farve at LaGuardia!
BFF!: Brett Farve Forever!
Brett It All Hang Out: Peter King’s Exclusive Interview!
Farve from Heaven: Troubled Start to Jets Season
Ready, Brett, Blow: Farve Pick Kills Chances
Crotchety and Cotchery: Farve Feuds with WRs!
Deliverance: Redneck Farve Sent Down to Tampa
Gang Green After the Amuptation
4 Head: Favre and PK filmed emerging from the same bathroom stall in a NJ Turnpike rest stop