The KSK Men With Balls Tip Contest
In closing, gentle reader, I’d like to thank you. ‘What’s that?’ you say? Me thanking YOU? No, it’s not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it. The End.
We had a fantasy football contest last year. We got a shitload of entries, many of them outstanding, and in the end we picked the girl who was willing to hook up with Maj. Only a fair trade, I suppose. HUGE sacrifice on her part.
So, as the season nears, we’re gonna have another tips contest. Only this time the prize is even MORE self-aggrandizing. It’s an advance copy of Men With Balls. The book comes out on October 27th, but you’ll get to read it two months before everyone else! Think of how cool you’ll feel! It would be like some ComicCon jackass getting into a free “Watchmen” screening! ZOMG!!!11!!!111!!!
I can’t really tell you how funny I think this book is, since I’m the asshole that wrote it. All I can do is show you one of the blurbs on the back of the cover jacket.
No, that isn’t a misprint. Nor is it unauthorized. I’m pretty sure that if Buzz enjoyed the book, so will you.
All you have to do to win your advance copy is submit something awesome. I don’t care what it is. Send us an awesome tip. Make a great photoshop. Send more drunk photos of Orton. My email and the KSK staff email links are on the sidebar. You’ve got until next Thursday. Show us your balls, people.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, book whoring, contests, men with balls, this will end badly
August 21st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Bastard.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I’ll trade my advance copy of MWB for a screening of Watchmen.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm
There’s no fucking way that Buzz quote is authorized.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
My copy is on the way already, right? And holy fuck that cover sucks.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Show us your balls, people.
For an advance copy of your book, Drew? Okay…..
/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip
August 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Will a picture of Jeff Reed’s junk suffice?
August 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
does this mean the cock gobblers at GQ didn’t already win?
August 21st, 2008 at 4:46 pm
If I buy a ticket to New York and Push Leitch down a flight of stairs (caught on camera) – would I have the inside track?
August 21st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“Oddly enough, this was the first book that ever spoke at my level. Thanks, Drew!” — Dexter Manley
August 21st, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I think, somehow, I’ll be able to hold out for two months.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:58 pm
wow Drew. Your book isn’t even out yet, and Amazon has already cut the price by over 30%
August 21st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
If I buy a ticket to New York and Push Leitch down a flight of stairs (caught on camera) – would I have the inside track?
That’s horrible!
And also, yes. Yes you would.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I can’t wait to pick this up at my elementary school library!
August 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Will revealing what Gus Johnson did to end the blood feud between Simmons and Isaiah Thomas be good enough? Apparently it involves a hot tub.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Boy oh boy…Bissinger has been sucking a lot of Blogger cock since he made a buffoon of himself on HBO.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
How about live footage of the Love boat incident? I here Smoot is looking for some extra cash.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I bought an ELI T-Shirt, dammit!
No, I know that’s not good enough. Especially since I can’t fucking find it right now. Or my Ray-Bans. Or my copy of “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72.”
Where the fuck did I leave everything?
August 21st, 2008 at 5:54 pm
“Ben Rongrastname ask me to lead this book Men With Barrs to him foll naptime. Wolks evelytime!” – Hines Wald, NFR’s Smartest Leceivel
August 21st, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Meh. Call me when Captain Caveman’s memoir hits the stands. I hear the book actually judges you as you read it!
August 21st, 2008 at 6:31 pm
What’s a ‘book’?
August 21st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Drew is going to do his book-signings exclusively at freeway rest stops.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:50 pm
A fucking *soccer* ball in the cover sack? If I wasn’t already so jaded I would be disillusioned by this.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Lemon Party link incoming to Drew’s mail.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:26 pm
The publishers are going to put a picture of Jabba the Hut in the “About the Author” section and see if anybody notices. Some kind of office pool.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
My asshole of a boss actually cracked a smile when he saw that cover on my screen. your a miracle worker, Magary.
August 21st, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Jesus. That cover is the “Celtic Pride” of dust jackets.
August 21st, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Methinks you should not have ended a call for tips with “show us your balls”. Unless of course, you know, you want to get hundreds of ballsack pics in your collective inboxes (inboxi?).
August 21st, 2008 at 9:26 pm
What about getting Hines Ward to go “Erro, I’m ronery”? Or actually getting Jerry Jones to say the phrase “WAHOO! I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!”
August 21st, 2008 at 9:38 pm
jeezus, i cant believe you tricked your publisher into putting a nutsack on your cover. frickin awesome.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
@Browns Bomber
Way to steal my joke from June 4, 2008. I get-in so few good ones, they must be protected at all costs…
August 21st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
so i’m guessing they’ll be no interviews with lance armstrong then?
/har har har
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 am
and in the end we picked the girl who was willing to hook up with Maj
So who is it this year? Drew, Punter, and flub are married, so that leaves Ufford and Ape. I hope this year’s contestants like pale skin, because the WL wonder twins aren’t exactly models of a healthy summer glow. Then again, if the lights are off (or you’re otherwise blacked out), I suppose skin pigment would be the least of your concerns.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 am
@bobby steels:
I thought that was a map of Iraq.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 am
I can already envision the sequel to this book: “Women with Balls: My Amazing Trip to Thailand”
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:41 am
The terrorists have finally won!
What’s the matter? A picture of teabags on the covers was too obscure a reference? Didn’t want to make people think?
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 am
Will there be a companion book coming out for those of us who are married and whose balls are stored in their wives’ purses?
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
I remember being stoked for your November showdown with Buzz. Now I can tell it’s just going to be a co-ed pillowfight between you two. Except with more balls flying everywhere
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 am
No football in that sack? Afraid of letting out the secret of your oblong shaped ball? The Kelly green cover tells us that you and Simmons are now buddies. Say it ain’t so…
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Scrote On Cover = Teh Awesome