The KSK Men With Balls Tip Contest
08.21.08
In closing, gentle reader, I’d like to thank you. ‘What’s that?’ you say? Me thanking YOU? No, it’s not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it. The End.
We had a fantasy football contest last year. We got a shitload of entries, many of them outstanding, and in the end we picked the girl who was willing to hook up with Maj. Only a fair trade, I suppose. HUGE sacrifice on her part.
So, as the season nears, we’re gonna have another tips contest. Only this time the prize is even MORE self-aggrandizing. It’s an advance copy of Men With Balls. The book comes out on October 27th, but you’ll get to read it two months before everyone else! Think of how cool you’ll feel! It would be like some ComicCon jackass getting into a free “Watchmen” screening! ZOMG!!!11!!!111!!!
I can’t really tell you how funny I think this book is, since I’m the asshole that wrote it. All I can do is show you one of the blurbs on the back of the cover jacket.
No, that isn’t a misprint. Nor is it unauthorized. I’m pretty sure that if Buzz enjoyed the book, so will you.
All you have to do to win your advance copy is submit something awesome. I don’t care what it is. Send us an awesome tip. Make a great photoshop. Send more drunk photos of Orton. My email and the KSK staff email links are on the sidebar. You’ve got until next Thursday. Show us your balls, people.
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Scrote On Cover = Teh Awesome
No football in that sack? Afraid of letting out the secret of your oblong shaped ball? The Kelly green cover tells us that you and Simmons are now buddies. Say it ain’t so…
I remember being stoked for your November showdown with Buzz. Now I can tell it’s just going to be a co-ed pillowfight between you two. Except with more balls flying everywhere
Will there be a companion book coming out for those of us who are married and whose balls are stored in their wives’ purses?
The terrorists have finally won!
What’s the matter? A picture of teabags on the covers was too obscure a reference? Didn’t want to make people think?
I can already envision the sequel to this book: “Women with Balls: My Amazing Trip to Thailand”
@bobby steels:
I thought that was a map of Iraq.
and in the end we picked the girl who was willing to hook up with Maj
So who is it this year? Drew, Punter, and flub are married, so that leaves Ufford and Ape. I hope this year’s contestants like pale skin, because the WL wonder twins aren’t exactly models of a healthy summer glow. Then again, if the lights are off (or you’re otherwise blacked out), I suppose skin pigment would be the least of your concerns.
so i’m guessing they’ll be no interviews with lance armstrong then?
/har har har
@Browns Bomber
Way to steal my joke from June 4, 2008. I get-in so few good ones, they must be protected at all costs…
jeezus, i cant believe you tricked your publisher into putting a nutsack on your cover. frickin awesome.
What about getting Hines Ward to go “Erro, I’m ronery”? Or actually getting Jerry Jones to say the phrase “WAHOO! I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!”
Methinks you should not have ended a call for tips with “show us your balls”. Unless of course, you know, you want to get hundreds of ballsack pics in your collective inboxes (inboxi?).
Jesus. That cover is the “Celtic Pride” of dust jackets.
My asshole of a boss actually cracked a smile when he saw that cover on my screen. your a miracle worker, Magary.
The publishers are going to put a picture of Jabba the Hut in the “About the Author” section and see if anybody notices. Some kind of office pool.
Lemon Party link incoming to Drew’s mail.
A fucking *soccer* ball in the cover sack? If I wasn’t already so jaded I would be disillusioned by this.
Drew is going to do his book-signings exclusively at freeway rest stops.
What’s a ‘book’?
Meh. Call me when Captain Caveman’s memoir hits the stands. I hear the book actually judges you as you read it!
“Ben Rongrastname ask me to lead this book Men With Barrs to him foll naptime. Wolks evelytime!” – Hines Wald, NFR’s Smartest Leceivel
I bought an ELI T-Shirt, dammit!
No, I know that’s not good enough. Especially since I can’t fucking find it right now. Or my Ray-Bans. Or my copy of “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72.”
Where the fuck did I leave everything?
How about live footage of the Love boat incident? I here Smoot is looking for some extra cash.
Boy oh boy…Bissinger has been sucking a lot of Blogger cock since he made a buffoon of himself on HBO.
Will revealing what Gus Johnson did to end the blood feud between Simmons and Isaiah Thomas be good enough? Apparently it involves a hot tub.
I can’t wait to pick this up at my elementary school library!
If I buy a ticket to New York and Push Leitch down a flight of stairs (caught on camera) – would I have the inside track?
That’s horrible!
And also, yes. Yes you would.
wow Drew. Your book isn’t even out yet, and Amazon has already cut the price by over 30%
I think, somehow, I’ll be able to hold out for two months.
“Oddly enough, this was the first book that ever spoke at my level. Thanks, Drew!” — Dexter Manley
If I buy a ticket to New York and Push Leitch down a flight of stairs (caught on camera) – would I have the inside track?
does this mean the cock gobblers at GQ didn’t already win?
Will a picture of Jeff Reed’s junk suffice?
Show us your balls, people.
For an advance copy of your book, Drew? Okay…..
/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip
My copy is on the way already, right? And holy fuck that cover sucks.
There’s no fucking way that Buzz quote is authorized.
I’ll trade my advance copy of MWB for a screening of Watchmen.
Bastard.