“4. I think I don’t want to hear what great fans the Jets have. Not for a long time. That crowd Saturday night was a disgrace. At least half the stadium was empty for Favre’s debut in a Jets’ uniform. I expressed my amazement to a few fellow scribes Saturday night — emphasizing that N.Y. traded for an all-time-great quarterback, not a broken-down one — and they gave varying reasons for the poor turnout. Like it’s the middle of vacation month for New Yorkers, and it’s a preseason game. Horsefeathers. If you really love your team, and you have season tickets, you should have been at that game unless you were in Tibet. Ridiculous.”

Yes, because clearly people in NYC (only the biggest, most active and most diverse city on Planet Earth) should have cancelled their Saturday night plans to pile into their cars and make the trek to the Meadowlands to catch a glimpse of Holy Sexy Favaro in a MEANINGLESS, USELESS, PRESEASON GAME!!

Right PK?

Stuart Scott is now a KSK informant?

Reporter: “Brett, in your short time here in New York, there have been rumors that you are not handling the media very well. How would you respond to this?”
Overrated Douchebag: “Well reporter, I should probably clarify something. So far the media in general hasn’t been too bad. It’s just that your friend Peter keeps leaving me messages every twenty minutes about blowjobs and gay 69 and all that fun stuff, and you know what, it’s starting to get to me. You all know I love him dearly, even more than my breast cancer wife, and I won’t try to deny it, but I don’t think I can handle him anymore, especially this close. I’m getting too old for this. Too bad I never had a son…”

/no smire
//eats another waffle