The King And Guy: In Which His Desired Shows Initial Reluctance
PK’s first choice in sideline attire
Last night, I caught one overbearingly hyped sporting event (Michael Phelps winning his record 8th gold of the Olympics, which would’ve been that much greater if Ravens fans didn’t get so much satisfaction out of it) and missed another (Favre’s first appearance in a Jets uniform). Luckily one of our readers was on the scene and, in addition to using my name as a verb, wanted to share this observation:
Without revealing my identity (rather not get Tunison’d), I’ll give you this heads up: Peter King was at the Jets preseason game on Saturday and, of course, his only focus was Favre. Dude was even wearing a green shirt. His first stop was Dustin Keller, to ask him how honored he was to have caught Favre’s first Jets preseason touchdown. And when the ol’ Gunslinger walked into the locker room and was approached by King, he said, “I was worried about coming to New York because it’d put me closer to you.” Said it jokingly, but you know there’s some truth in that.
Uh-oh, PK. Favraro thinks things are moving too fast! He just got into town and you’re already pulling a Laura Quinn and wearing the team colors on the sidelines at his games, then asking for Favre dipping sauce when you go to Papa Johns with him afterward. You gotta make him work for it a little. That in-your-face sluttiness might work with Tony Romo, but as Favre has shown in all his dealings, he likes his relationship courting painful and drawn out.
August 17th, 2008 at 10:54 am
(Bad) Photoshop opportunity missed. Pk’s head on that model.
Possible hover tag for photo: PK’s womanly hips.
/hungover
August 17th, 2008 at 11:31 am
From the pic, which set of hips? Also, Peter Kings got bigger tits! I’m not saying…I’m just saying…
August 17th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
It looks to me that our green and white clad waif has wider hips than shoulders, thats all.
As for tits, I’ve got bigger tits.
/no smire
//eats another waffle
August 17th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
//eats anothel waffre
shit!
August 17th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Favre at his next press conference:
Reporter: “Brett, in your short time here in New York, there have been rumors that you are not handling the media very well. How would you respond to this?”
Overrated Douchebag: “Well reporter, I should probably clarify something. So far the media in general hasn’t been too bad. It’s just that your friend Peter keeps leaving me messages every twenty minutes about blowjobs and gay 69 and all that fun stuff, and you know what, it’s starting to get to me. You all know I love him dearly, even more than my breast cancer wife, and I won’t try to deny it, but I don’t think I can handle him anymore, especially this close. I’m getting too old for this. Too bad I never had a son…”
August 17th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Would’ve put together a bad MS Paint of PK’s face on the girl, but even with her thickness of britches, I anticipated some complaints that the body would be too thin for the gag to work.
August 17th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
‘Nuf said Ape, ‘nuf said.
Good work just the same.
/Sunday posts make smire.
August 17th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
//calls bullshit
August 17th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Dude was even wearing a green shirt.
Stuart Scott is now a KSK informant?
August 18th, 2008 at 10:02 am
BTW, this is from today’s PK’s Thoughts part of his column:
“4. I think I don’t want to hear what great fans the Jets have. Not for a long time. That crowd Saturday night was a disgrace. At least half the stadium was empty for Favre’s debut in a Jets’ uniform. I expressed my amazement to a few fellow scribes Saturday night — emphasizing that N.Y. traded for an all-time-great quarterback, not a broken-down one — and they gave varying reasons for the poor turnout. Like it’s the middle of vacation month for New Yorkers, and it’s a preseason game. Horsefeathers. If you really love your team, and you have season tickets, you should have been at that game unless you were in Tibet. Ridiculous.”
Yes, because clearly people in NYC (only the biggest, most active and most diverse city on Planet Earth) should have cancelled their Saturday night plans to pile into their cars and make the trek to the Meadowlands to catch a glimpse of Holy Sexy Favaro in a MEANINGLESS, USELESS, PRESEASON GAME!!
Right PK?
August 18th, 2008 at 10:48 am
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