Comments on: The Emo Eagles Welcome Shawn Andrews To The Flock

By: Jeff V

Jeff V — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:04:14 +0000

The Emo Eagles aren’t Andy Reid’s kids?

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:47:01 +0000

I’m sure the Eagles’ medical insurance would pay to send Shawn Andrews down to Mexico for the Anti-Emo riots. Administering svere beatings to art fags in a vacation destination can be very therapeutic.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/anti-emo-riots.html

By: budgetmmafan

budgetmmafan — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:35:03 +0000

Ricky “For who? For what?” Watters isn’t the only one that was traumatized by his 3 years as an Eagle.

By: The Last Unitard

The Last Unitard — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:14:38 +0000

Note to self: never stand directly behind Shawn Andrews in case he gets a sudden impulse for seppuku.

By: Cumpidgeon

Cumpidgeon — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:23:54 +0000

If i saw either of those guys in public i would start stoning them and rally the locals to my cause. Then we would have to burn them at the stake as a sacrifice in order to prevent that kind of wackness from spreading.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:22:48 +0000

fuck emo
fuck almost-haikus

@ UU – good call with the testosterone metal, as long as it’s not “cemetery gates”

/hates phil anselmo

By: Glove

Glove — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:07:43 +0000

@Upstate Underdog

Strangely, as I was reading your comment, I realized I had “Cowboys from Hell” playing on my computer.

By: chris-bessmervin

chris-bessmervin — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:23:19 +0000

@Jackin – Not as gay as the guy wearing a brady quinn jersey I saw at the gas station yesterday. That was the first time I have ever seen one out in the wild. I had to do a double take to make sure it wasn’t a couch jersey.

By: inchesfromyourface

inchesfromyourface — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:22:14 +0000

maybe Andre Waters can help him with his depression?

By: porky1

porky1 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:57:44 +0000

Every time I see an Emo Eagles post I think of a friend of mine back in L.A. He’s seen Bright Eyes about a dozen times, including the three solo shows he’s going to in the next month from what I gather. Dragged me to two of those shows before I said “never again” (which I said moments BEFORE a passing motorist called us “fags” on the way out of the show.) And then after taking his wife three times, she said she couldn’t take that whiny little phony bitch and “never again.” It was the most I’ve ever agreed with his wife in my life.

/Possibly why he got divorced.