Sure, It’s ‘Girls’ You Wanna Ogle. Right. We’ll Play Along.
You know, I didn’t realize so many homophobic prisses read KSK. Back when we founded this site, the commenters were a more rugged breed. We could look at pictures of beautiful men like me or James Franco or me and say, “That fella looks damn good,” and no one accused you of being gay. We were more secure in who were. There was nothing wrong in celebrating another man’s strength — and I contend that there still isn’t. Why, saying that you’d have anal sex with Tom Brady doesn’t make you gay. It just makes you an average Pats fan.
Anyway, for all you “straight” guys who just want to look at pictures of tits (yeah, right), I present to you Love of the NFL’s Top Ten Cheerleading Squads. Let’s take a look at their rankings.
10. Bengals
9. Cardinals
8. Patriots
7. 49ers
6. Broncos
5. Panthers
4. Bucs
3. Cowboys
2. Chargers
1. Dolphins
Obviously, “half-assed” is a kind phrase for this list. It’s more like quarter-assed. Everyone knows that all three NFC East squads (Eagles/Skins/Boys) should be in the top five. And the Ben-Gals belong in the top ten like sports bloggers belong in People’s Sexiest Man Alive issue. And while I’d put the Chargers Girls in the top spot, I’ll admit that there’s some compelling evidence to support Love of the NFL’s claim.
That’s a fine looking Dolphin. I’d like a closer look at her blowhole. And by “blowhole” I could mean any number of things, really.
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August 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Yeah, leaving off the Skins and Eagles cheerleaders is like leaving Hendrix off of a list of musicians who died too young.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’ve searched for blowholes before… I’ve heard that it’s better feel for them. All it got me was thrown out of the bar.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
much better!
August 15th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, abso-fucking-lutely Yes.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Having seen the various swimsuit/lingerie calendars they put out every year, I am surprised the Eagles cheerleaders are not in the Top 10.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I just love the With Leather and KSK synergy ovah heah today. And holy shit, Yes x 8. No way the Pats he-women make this list. Agree with the top 3, but I would have made the Raiderettes #4 or #5.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Sexy Cheerleader: Well hey there, stud.
KSK Commenter: Eep. [runs and hides]
August 15th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
needs more men in sandals
August 15th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@FMRA: Hardly.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
no homo
August 15th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
@futuremrsrickankiel:
You sure it isn’t more like:
Sexy Cheerleader: Do you have the time?
KSK Commenter: Eep. [runs and hides and masturbates]
August 15th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
None of them are wearing jeans with a hole in the knee. Boo.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
To keep with the hate theme:
Not enough bottles of coke in these pictures! NOT SEXY ENOUGH
/oh and [yes x's 8]^2
August 15th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
That’s a fine looking Dolphin. I’d like a closer look at her blowhole.
I’m Troy McClure and I approved this message.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
The fuck? Where … where did you find these? I didn’t realize there were attractive women on the Internet! You must be the only men in the world who can find these images!
August 15th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
After the Eeep, I would summon the courage and use my best pick up line…
I’d like to snort some blah from yah boobs brah
That gets ‘em e’rytime.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Some teams have hot cheerleading squads. Steelers fans, instead, get Steely McBeam. What the hell?
August 15th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
another reason the packers and their fans can get fucked - no cheerleaders.
this list needs more raiderettes. they’re hotter(some skankier) in person.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
At this point in my life, I think that pictures of any of the existing cheer squads could do it for me.
August 15th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
the girl on the far left intrigues me. potentially, she has the ability to yell hot, freaky shit at you in german. on the other hand, she might just really like fall out boy.
August 15th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Why, saying that you’d have anal sex with Tom Brady doesn’t make you gay.
Giving or taking?
August 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
@DanDaoust
Should it be more like:
Sexy Cheerleader: Do you have the time?
KSK Commenter: Eep. [ejaculates and runs and hides]
August 15th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
@Grimey - Aren’t all Pats fans catchers?
August 15th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I believe once Fridays were deemed Sexy Fridays titties became required
August 15th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
what the fuck the Honey Bears didn’t make the list? It woulda made my sexy Friday
/curses Virginia McCaskey
August 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
@Slick - Sexy don’t discriminate, brother.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
@fmra:
Sexy Cheerleader: Well hey there, stud.
KSK Commenter: Eep. [runs and hides]
certain other KSK Commenters:
well hey there, gorgeous [applies hands to certain strategic locations and repairs, with said sexy cheerleader, to a safe remove where certain adventures ensue].
while walter mitty has his place, not all believe it’s in the present.
i acknowledge this might not exactly square with your experience. please accept my apologies on behalf of the lesser exemplars of the species it’s been your benighted fate to endure.
August 16th, 2008 at 7:07 am
I’d say 37 is not her chest size. Or is that a 1 intead of a 7. That ’s about right.
August 16th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Where-ah the fahck ah the Pay-tree-uts cheeahleadahs? Anothah fackin’ example of the meedya not giving Bahhhstahn any fahhckin’ respect.
August 18th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I hear that Dolphins are the only other species on the planet that have sex for ejoyment purposes!
August 18th, 2008 at 9:53 am
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August 18th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I’ve come back to this post way too many times today.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
i would like to have sexual intercourse with them