When we sold this website to Uproxx media back in May, we were promised complete and utter creative autonomy, while retaining copyright ownership of everything we wrote. Well, it turns out that, in return for such a deal, Uproxx wants to SELL ADVERTISING AND USE THE SITE AS PART OF SOME SORT OF PROFIT SCHEME!

I can’t believe it! THAT WASN’T PART OF THE DEAL, RAWKUS! THAT WASN’T PAAAAART!

Wait a second.

/looks at deal

Oh, wait. Yes, yes it was part of the deal. In fact, it would seem to occupy the bulk of the language in the deal. Well, I’ll be.

Anyway, so there are ads now. It won’t affect any of the site content. We promise. By the way, would you like to purchase official Brett Favre Jets Jerseys? Brett Favre Jets Jerseys are Available! Shop the Official NFL Online Store at www.NFLshop.com!

See? Won’t change a goddamn thing.

NOTE: Get all your dopey jokes about specific ads out in this thread, people. Because, after that, any and all “Hey, that match.com girl is hawt!” comments get fucking axed.