REMINDER: Entertain us! Dance, you little monkeys!
NOTE: Before reading the entirety of this post, please understand that there are some slightly NSFW-ish images that follow. Are they good or bad NSFW? Both? Only one way to find out, bitches!
This is a friendly reminder that the window for submissions in the Men With Balls tip contest closes at the end of the day on Thursday. Now, the non-Drew members of KSK don’t particularly give a shit how Drew’s book does, as long as it out-sells God Save the Fan. (It will.)
However, what we DO care about is working so damn hard to come up with comedic material. Do you think the recurring characters are getting tired? Are you wondering why The Dirty keeps getting great photos of NFL players partying?
Do you know why that’s happening? It’s because you’re sitting on your ass, waiting for the KSKanaries to sing a little more.
Well, fuck that. Participate a little. Screw winning a free book. Send us an email that makes us laugh, and we’ll laud your awesomeness. Take, for example, a reader we’ll call “Ed,” who submitted the following photo with the sole text “I am a man of science”:
A man of science… who just might save the world.
Or at least find employment in Japan.
Tags: balls and pussy in the same post?, captain caveman, men with balls
August 26th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Put Science Man’s pic in the book’s “About the Author” section.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Dammit, that’s the second time tonight balls have appeared unexpectedly. This has got to stop happening to me.
Also, Drew’s book has now just sold 10,000 advanced copies to username “BrownsQB10″ from Cleveland.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Drew Fagary? More like Douche Baggary.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:02 am
I think I dated that girl last year.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:07 am
I think that girl turned me down last year…
August 27th, 2008 at 12:33 am
I think that girl is my mom
August 27th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Maybe you should get some better commenters.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:57 am
StuScottBooyahs says:
Maybe you should get some better commenters.
You take your role as a KSK commentator impersonating Stuart Scott pretty seriously.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Yes, but what happens when it starts to oscillate?
A box fan would have been a better choice. Plus, you could modify it so you don’t have to remove the blades, adding a bit of danger and a cool breeze to the process.
Patent Pending.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:53 am
If you left the blades on it might queef.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Barry: This close, they always look like landscape. Nope, you’re looking at balls.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:03 am
@maj: hahahahahahaha, awesome reference
August 27th, 2008 at 9:06 am
and i just found this “spoiler” on amazon:
Rederring MacGuffin says:
This book is way funnier than the Bible, and it has less of that Olde English nonsense than Beowulf.
Olde English like the language, not the malt liquor. It has lots of stuff about malt liquor, mostly St. Ide’s. Holla.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:09 am
“We found him impaled on this! It took our surgeons two hours just to get the smile off his face.”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:16 am
UM, arrested development quotes are always appreciated
August 27th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Beowulf was written in Middle English
/loser
August 27th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Canterbury Tales is Middle English - Beowulf is Old English
/Leaves quietly
August 27th, 2008 at 10:08 am
No wonder Leitch wants God to save the fan. It’s the only thing that will swallow his dick without having to buy it five Appletinis.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Damn you phony gwinn for beating me to the God Save the Fan comment. That’s what I get for pausing mid comment to answer my phone and speak to a client.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Soooooo…. One of the readers actually owns a fleshlight, huh?
August 27th, 2008 at 11:09 am
i heard that’s what killed falco
August 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
If you talk into that contraption when it’s running do you still sound like Darth Vader?
August 27th, 2008 at 11:24 am
@ 3000 - i’m guessing there’s more than one reader who owns a fleshlight.
/does not want LOLfleshlights
August 27th, 2008 at 11:46 am
@Wedd Against Speed: Ask Bryant Mckinnie.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Oh fuck me.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Oh fuck me.
Fleshlight Fan, I think he’s talking to you.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
KSK, the only website where a NSFW tag means we get real testicles and fake vagina. Thanks guys.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
@ dick
Heigh-Oh! Well played, Old Sport.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
That Fleshlight Fan would probably twist your dick into a fucking knot though.
I mean, I’d fuck it just to say I’d fucked fan, but still