Pacman Down Wid It
Pacman down skeezin’ on dem whitecakes when dat Firebox from da corner office tell him shit be back on.
OH YEAH, SHIT BE BACK ON.
We gon shine. We gon take dat shit and we gon make it FLOOD. We gon make a MONPOON. We gon take dem fisty girlz and stick it up in dat azz loco-style. AIN’T NOBODY GON LEAVE DA PARTY TILL ALL DAT AZZ BE DRAINED.
And we gon drank. HAY-ULLS YEAH, WE GON DRANK. We gon chomp dem power dots and chase dem ghosts till dat Blinky stop dat blinkin’. We gon ABABABABABABA till we come out da otha side of dat azz. Shit be smokin’ round the rim when we break that shit off. Den we gon light up like Level 5.
AIN’T NOBODY GON KEEP US FROM FISHIN’ ON DAT PUSSYDOCK CAUSE WE GOT DA RODZ. PACMAN DOWN WIT IT. HE GOT DA DONGBAIT TO MAKE DEM CHERRIES BOUNCE ALL NIGHT LONG.
HOUSE THAT SHIT.
Tags: gobble dots, Pacman Jones, pacman solo, that team is headed for an implosion, wa da ta
August 28th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
ummmm
Fo shizzle?
/looks arround, leaves room
August 28th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
what the fuck?
August 28th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
We gon ABABABABABABA till we come out da otha side of dat azz
nice
August 28th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
We gon chomp dem power dots and chase dem ghosts till dat Blinky stop dat blinkin’.
Not even sure what kind of sexual innuendo this is referring to. But I like it.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’m actually beginning to understand Pac a little bit. Not his actual concepts or thought processes, such as they are, but when he’s actually speaking words of a sort and when he’s just spewing gibberish. It’s gibberish most of the time, of course, but it appears he is capable of more than just monsyllabic grunting. He may actually achieve rudimentary sentences in the next five to 10 years assuming his development isn’t retarded by the presence of Jerry Jones or he isn’t found riddled with bullets after a night of clubbing with Michael Irvin and a dozen Laotian transexual hookers.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I thought I’d share this one with the KSK crowd since I have zero work and am actually at the point of hoping for some at this point:
We all know when Pac-Man ‘made it rain’ by throwing dollar bills up and letting them flutter to the ground.
This reminded me of something that happened not to long ago. A few friends of mine were thrown out of a local shit-hole strip club in the past year or so for ‘making it hail’. This is a term learned last weekend when I heard this story. Apparently making it hail is when you say to hell with dollar-dollar bills-y’all and toss loose change at the strippers. Not only does it draw their attention more than the dollars, the strippers get so excited they let the bouncers know about it. Also, you get kicked-the-fuck-out for being so awesome.
/True story.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Sorry about the redundancy of the word point, misusing ‘to’, forgetting the word, ‘I’.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
@Greg Olsen: I made it hail at the nickel slots at the Borgata in Atlantic City one time. The waitresses were real impressed.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
“Make It Rain” randomly came up on my iTunes shuffle today, despite the preponderance of up-its-own-ass hipster rock that generally comprises my playlist. I was a bit surprised, yet it felt oddly appropriate.
Now I know why. PRESCIENT!!
Oh, and “gobble dots” just became my new favorite euphemism for… well, something.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
“Dongbait” is the greatest made up word ever.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I’d like to know who Drew hires as his ebonics/Pac-Man linguist coach. From what a suburban white guy knows (nothing), that sounds fairly accurate.
I know what I’ll be refering to as my “gobble dots”.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
@ Stu, Very nice
@throwbot, I agree, it has only been used once, but it already has two meanings.
Definition 1), (verb) to masturbate
Definition 2) (noun) something that is attractive to dongs… such as Brady Quinn’s asshole puckering in anticipation of leather-clad she-bitch-man-whores.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
And the award for sexiest post of the week goes to…….
/drum roll
August 28th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I love it when TO and the Boys make fun of Pac, specially when he got tackled by the kicker.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Wa da ta, my main damey.
I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
i dont get any of this…. except MONPOON. awesome.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
all I know is that I want pacman to read the vows at my wedding
August 28th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
SHIT BE BACK ON.
Ahh, yes. It be indeed. And that should be a running tag for all ended suspensions.
I still prefer Marshawn Lynch for my regular dose of uh…hyphyness. Nothing like seeing Marshawn walk into a Buffalo Applebees and declare “Oh, dis spot hot.” (Thank you YouTube and Kenny Mayne.)
/shit be back on.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I gots to say na nay no.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
tank johnson’s probably pretty excited about this. not as excited as i am though.
the cowboys are fucked.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
All i can say to that is sa da tay
August 28th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Ware da white bitches at?
August 28th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@ smaaron: We gon’ tippy ta in my cappa town
August 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
That new VIP Lounge in Jerry-World (Arlington) just got more full contact.
Poh gals ain’t gon shit rite fo a week.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Am I the only one that would like to see Pacman interviewed by Barbara Walters? The white couch interview and a tour of his home followed by a lunch at hooters and an afternoon at the club. I think it would be deep.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
@ thekingofcheap
And I’m gone cole me down on the panny sty.
(Pootie Tang = Awesome)
August 28th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
ummmm yeah, right ok….
Dec 7 - Cowboys v. Steelers - Can’t wait to hear the pre-game discussion between Hines & Adam
/Pearl Harbor & Strippers
//Not making a joke attempt
///just noting the day
////walking quietly out of the room….backwards
August 28th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I’m sorry, I don’t speak jive.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh, mos definitely, mos definitely shit be back on.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
And we gon drank. HAY-ULLS YEAH, WE GON DRANK.
Jared Allen is intrigued by Pacman’s ideas, and wishes to subscribe to his newsletter.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Not the tippi tais!
August 28th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
AIN’T NOBODY GON KEEP US FROM FISHIN’ ON DAT PUSSYDOCK CAUSE WE GOT DA RODZ.
Exxxcelent!
/Needs more ‘woot woot’
//shit be back on…indeed
///Sizzla
August 28th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
AIN’T NOBODY GON KEEP US FROM FISHIN’ ON DAT PUSSYDOCK CAUSE WE GOT DA RODZ.
Exxxcelent!
/Needs more ‘woot woot’.
//shit be back on…indeed
August 28th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
@ spanky datass
moron-x2
August 29th, 2008 at 12:18 am
You a cold tony. I gots to say the nay no, my daimee.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I will go to my grave defending Pootie Tang as the perfect post-modern tribute to its genre. Not the perfect PARODY–that was I’m Gonna Get U Sucka. But Pootie Tang, comedy elements and all, was a super-hero flick with 70’s blaxploitation sensibilities made by a 21st century cast and crew. A lot of people say all those shitty DTV hip-hop movies like Belly and I’m Bout It were the next evolution of the genre. Bullshit. Those were 90-minute music videos.
Pootie Tang, meanwhile, established that its hero, supposedly the biggest multi-media celebrity in the world and a bona-fide super-crime-fighter, spent the bulk of his mornings hanging out with his 3 broke-ass friends on some ghetto street corner. That’s brilliant in and of itself. And Dirty Dee is another level altogether.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:57 am
excuse me while i characteristically go off topic:
michael irvin, one of double-j’s annointed nannies for young adam, suggested to obersturmbahnfuhrer goodell (seig heil!) that all nfl rookies should be walked thru the hof so they can get some perspective on the game they’re fortunate enough to be paid to play.
had that plan been in place when young adam was a rookie, what would he have learned from such a tour?
y’all carry on. i’ll show myself out.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:39 am
+1 to Alfredo Garcia for the Bad Santa reference.
August 29th, 2008 at 7:25 am
@ Dan From Chicago :
Da fuck did Korea do with Pearl Harbor?
The Germans?
Go with it, he’s on a roll.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Pootie don’t need no words. Pootie don’t even need no music.
August 29th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Rickey is outraged and disgusted by this news.
August 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Allz I can says iz diz shizzle bez off da hizzle for shizzle bouts dem pussydocks!
August 29th, 2008 at 10:42 am
MAKE IT RAINBOW!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
“had that plan been in place when young adam was a rookie, what would he have learned from such a tour?”
Dat dere’s not enuf damn POON in dat Hall, fo sho!
August 29th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
“We gon make a MONPOON”
/promptly falls of chair laughing
August 29th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Co me down on the pattie side, Bob Costa.
/loves pootie tang references
August 30th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Outstanding. Cowboys will be makin’ it rain on dem bitches all the way to the Super Bowl.
And Belly was the tits, you shut your mouth!