Comments on: Oh My God! Brett’s Coming To Jersey! All My Fantasies Are Coming True! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:51:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Horseballs Fan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67613 Horseballs Fan Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:55:38 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67613 Parts that made me put my mouth in my hands and hope my boss didn't hear me laugh: -We can go have dinner in the city. We can go have weekends in the country. We can fuck like animals -THE BUTTHOLE WANTS WHAT IT WANTS! HAHAHAHAHA lmfao -Quiznos, Train and the grand finale: -I can’t wait to feel his manly stubble tickling my ball bag. Parts that made me put my mouth in my hands and hope my boss didn’t hear me laugh:

-We can go have dinner in the city. We can go have weekends in the country. We can fuck like animals
-THE BUTTHOLE WANTS WHAT IT WANTS! HAHAHAHAHA lmfao
-Quiznos, Train
and the grand finale:
-I can’t wait to feel his manly stubble tickling my ball bag.

]]> By: dick_gozinia http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67569 dick_gozinia Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:10:52 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67569 B-B-B-B-Bretty and the Jets is my favorite KSK thing since "The Giant Snatch". Trade Negotiations Dialog: Jets - We'll give you a first round pick for Favre Pack - Fuck him....you can have him for a 4th rounder. That'll really chap his ass. B-B-B-B-Bretty and the Jets is my favorite KSK thing since “The Giant Snatch”.

Trade Negotiations Dialog:

Jets - We’ll give you a first round pick for Favre

Pack - Fuck him….you can have him for a 4th rounder. That’ll really chap his ass.

]]> By: Brrrrat http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67567 Brrrrat Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:53:20 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67567 Damn..."Brettie and the Jets" has some legs, don't it? Damn…”Brettie and the Jets” has some legs, don’t it?

]]> By: Tyler Durden http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67562 Tyler Durden Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:46:02 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67562 Peter King in NYJ green sweater on PTI. /sighs Peter King in NYJ green sweater on PTI.

/sighs

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67549 Gino Tourettsa Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:10:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67549 Brett, have you been using all that Enzyte I've been sending you? Brett, have you been using all that Enzyte I’ve been sending you?

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67543 Gino Tourettsa Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:43:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67543 Peter King in over-size sunglasses: "That's my quarterback...sniff, sniff...that's my quarterback...sniffle, sniffle... Peter King in over-size sunglasses: “That’s my quarterback…sniff, sniff…that’s my quarterback…sniffle, sniffle…

]]> By: wildcatlh http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67500 wildcatlh Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:33:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67500 At this point, I think that Peter King may need to fight Gene Wojciechowski for Brett's affection. The latter of the two seems to be way ahead right now. At this point, I think that Peter King may need to fight Gene Wojciechowski for Brett’s affection. The latter of the two seems to be way ahead right now.

]]> By: Animal Mother http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67494 Animal Mother Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:22:57 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67494 It's not often you see a Harlem Nights quote. As Belichick said to Mangina, "D-d-d-don't t-t-t-take this a-a-a-ass w-w-w-whoopin', p-p-p-personal" It’s not often you see a Harlem Nights quote.

As Belichick said to Mangina, “D-d-d-don’t t-t-t-take this a-a-a-ass w-w-w-whoopin’, p-p-p-personal”

]]> By: mini dagger http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67477 mini dagger Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:06:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67477 favrade, the insatiable butt-lust quencher favrade, the insatiable butt-lust quencher

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/oh-my-god-brett%e2%80%99s-coming-to-jersey-all-my-fantasies-are-coming-true.html#comment-67476 jackin'4beats Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:05:28 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2850#comment-67476 Where was Biff? Oh and I just puked in my mouth after reading this line: "I can’t wait to feel his manly stubble tickling my ball bag." Thanks a lot for that Drew. Now I need mouthwash - FACK! "Hey put your mom on the phone...yeah Alice? Lookit, I ain't comin' home no more. Take it easy...yeah..." Where was Biff? Oh and I just puked in my mouth after reading this line: “I can’t wait to feel his manly stubble tickling my ball bag.” Thanks a lot for that Drew. Now I need mouthwash - FACK!

“Hey put your mom on the phone…yeah Alice? Lookit, I ain’t comin’ home no more. Take it easy…yeah…”

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