Look, Barb! Look! That’s Brett’s plane! Oh my Gaaad! Look at that! It’s a Cessna! That’s one of those fancy planes, don’t ya know? I bet he knows how to fly it. Kinda like the Red Baaaron, ya know?
Hi, Brett! Hi! We love you! Barb made her famous saaassage pat pie for ya! And a peanut butter oreo cheese melt! Welcome back!
Barb, this has to be one of the best days of my life. Remember when we baaat that couch that reclined at both ends? Or that one time we went to TGI Friday’s? This is way better than that. Listen Barb, I know it’s only seven PM, and we ate our early evening dinner aaat our usual five pm, but you think maybe we could bump our mid-evening dinner to right around now? Seeing Brett coming out of thaaat plane makes me hungry… for a chaaampionship! Can you whip up one of your famous kielbaasa milkshakes for me? Don’t skimp on the frasting, ya know!
No wait. This is a special occasion. I think we need to break out the good Dixie china and have ourselves a special kind of dinner, Barb. That’s right. It’s time for you to cook up your famous gorgonzola-stuffed pig steakloaf. Ya know? The one with the whole pig stuffed with a whole calf stuffed with a prime rib stuffed with meat loaf stuffed with a pork chap? I bet that’s the kinda thing they serve over in Paris, ya know?
Oh my Gad! There’s Brett’s car! Right on the tarmaaac! Look at all the caps surrounding him! I think Brett could be President because so many people care about him!
(starts crying)
Gad, this is just such a great moment. I’m so glad our twelve fat children are here to see this, and to help stir the beer cheese soup! Keep stirrin’, kids! Brett needs our support, ya know? Barb, pass me a piece of that Tombstone pizza sandwich we made, where we put a whole ham steak between two Tombstone pizzas! That’s haaat cuisine!
I’ve never felt so proud to be a Paaacker faan. I hope my daughters all grow up to marry you, Brett! They make a mean Dorito pie!
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Disappointed that the phrases “stop-n-go light” or “bubbler” didn’t make an appearance, but the picture makes up for it!
I don’t get it. Why is that guy from Boston so excited about Brett Favre?
That accent is one hundred percent Upper Michigan, or Minnesota. People from Wisconsin don’t say “don’t you know”.
/eats entire gorgonzola-stuffed pig steakloaf
/washes down with keilbasa milkshake
/turns on are you smarter than a fifth grader because that redneck guy sure is funny in a non-offensive family values kinda way, doncha know.
Rooster,
Words, just do us Minneapolisians a favor and keep #4 on your side of the St. Croix.
/Tarvarized!
That is almost as good as the Pats fan posts
@Tdub…haha no angst over here, when its all said and done its just a game. But as for my counterpart “Herschel Walker’s Jockstrap”…..dude needs to lighten up…..this site is all in good fun brotha!
If he wasn’t getting paid to do it, Brett Favre would still land his Cessna in Wisconsin. That’s how much he loves landing his Cessna in Wisconsin. God, he does it all for the love of the game.
Lotta angst eminating from the last two Packer commenters.
A little tense, are we fellas? Don’t worry, this whole thing will be resolved in a month or so.
But you already knew that.
@BDD – That was a terrible wisconsin accent. It can’t decide whether it’s a mud duck or a flatlander, but is sure as fuck it ain’t from wisconsin. “Saaassage” ??? Nice one, superfan. You are ugly, fat, and your team will never win anything. Ever.
I am a pretty die hard Packer fan and even I will admit this 24/7 coverage of Favre is getting really fucking old. That being said, I can not wait to see the Packers own the Vikings and “purple Jesus” for another season.
K, someone actually televised the landing of a plane containing Brett Favre? Seriously? And people were standing around watching the plane land, like he’s the president or Playboy Playmates landing at Bagram to entertain the troops? And last, what does it say on that dude’s moobs? I assume those are words.
Also, last night on TV I saw, just by accident while flipping channels, footage of Jerry Jones being punched in the crotch by a small child. True story.
here in northeast wisconsin (i assume they didnt do this everywhere), they cut into the hall of fame game to show brett’s plane landing
Well, you assume wrong. Pretty soon ESPN will start a channel called “Bretty’s current GPS location”
How about 10,000 pieces of fine cheese (Craft singles): http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/bring-back-brett-favre
Welcome back Drew. 2 for 2.
I hear Madden is on his way to WI to get the recipe for the gorgonzola-stuffed pig steakloaf. Maybe he’ll have it on air during the Thanksgiving Day game from Dallas.
Sadly, eugenics caught on in Green Bay and this was the best outcome in Wisconsin.
I love that faRve is getting all this attention, that way Romo and Jessica fly under the radar…
You have Wisconsin confused with upper Michigan.
It’s funny cuz it’s true…
Just reading that midwestern accent makes me want to skin a live kitten.
Has anyone seen this month’s Hustler? He’s gotta be asshole of the month. For the past 48 months.
I had food poising last night, so reading the words “kielbasa milkshake” was probably not in my best interest.
He’d be happy that Favre has already WON something this year:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/43181-br-exclusive-nys-wafels-dinges-awards-favre-its-1st-monthly-waffle-award
fan-fucking-tastic. does this cock gobbler have a name?
Who’s rooting for Brett “The Messiah” Favre to lead the Pack to a 4-12 season? Besides Drew I mean…
It’d be the wonderful, picture perfect ending to this stupidity. I wonder how many times Chris Bermann and Peter King could say “Brett’s having fun out there” and “he’s playing like a kid” when he’s chucking 4 INTs a game.
also, i know that i say ‘ya know?’ quite often, so that stereotype is spot on.
Is this guys Wisconsin’s equivalent to Tommy in Quinzee?
Nice pic of Deanna. What kind of cheese is that pig stuffed with? Fromunda cheese?
here in northeast wisconsin (i assume they didnt do this everywhere), they cut into the hall of fame game to show brett’s plane landing. the douchebag tv announcer just kept calling it a piece of history in the making. i had never wished for a car to be rigged to explode on ignition so much in my whole life. I know it’s drew’s thing, but, from the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE
It’s time for you to cook up your famous gorgonzola-stuffed pig steakloaf
You obviously know people in WI….
What, no deer jerky?
as drew lets us all in on how he eats during vacation….
welcome back!
I’m disappointed that there were not any “don’t you knows” in there. It lacks authenticity to my native Wisconsin ear.
that couch that reclined at both ends
East –> Mid West
1980′s barco lounger –> Antique Furniture
–I think it’s a mail plane.
–How can you tell?
–Well, didn’t you see its little balls?!?!
Have any of you stopped and thought about how many times we are going to have to hear about Brett returning simply for the love of the game after he turned down that $20 million?
Fuck. Me.
In Paris, they use Brie for the stuffed-pig steakloaf. Or was it Camembert?
he starts all 16 games guaranteed
For the Vikings, you mean?
The one with the whole pig stuffed with a whole calf stuffed with a prime rib stuffed with meat loaf stuffed with a pork chap?
Drew is making up for missing Friday’s draft.
peanut butter oreo cheese melt
Dairy Queen needs to make this a blizzard immediately.