LSUfreek presents: Manning family ring comparison
About once a month, usually after payday, LSUfreek gets tired of being smacked around by a drunken Orson Swindle and runs away for a few days– crashing wherever he can find a spare bed. Well, today LSUfreek is back at KSK and we are glad to have him.
Look freek, next time Orson lays that “Baby, I’m so sorry. Baby, I’m a changed man. I mean it this time” rap on you, tell him you’re gone for good and you won’t see him anymore. Who are we kidding? We would be a fool for him too– if he would have us, sigh…
Peyton: “I keep mine in a crystal case when I go to bed.”
Eli: “I keep mine on my finger, even during practice.”
Archie: “I keep mine in a dark place, and she never sleeps.”
(Peyton & Eli’s cell phones ring…)
August 20th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Some thoughts:
- Do you think Elisha and Pey Pey ever break out their Super Bowl rings and go “Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!”?
- Do they leave them around the house and go ask Archie “Hey Dad, have you seen my Super Bowl ring anywhere?” and watch as he grinds his teeth to nothing?
- Does Archie Manning introduce himself as “Archie Manning, father of Super Bowl MVP Quarterbacks Peyton and Eli Manning”, since it’s clearly eclipsed anything he ever did as QB of the Saints?
- If Eli and Peyton were to meet in a Super Bowl, would the media’s collective heads explode from hype? Would we need a congressional gag order to keep the hype from overwhelming all other news for four weeks?
- What’s the potential for a Pey-Pey/Marmalard & Elisha/Purple Jesus Championship Weekend?
August 20th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Peyton, don’t study THAT videotape, you rube!
August 20th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
This post inspired me to waste the past 30 minutes reliving the “Fark of the Covenant” thread. Thank you, freek, for liberating me from productivity.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Whether he’s contributing here or at EDSBS, LSUfreek is a treat.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Dear Ring girl: Go for Pey-Pey’s knees.
August 20th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
7 plaaaysss… until you tweak your knee and are replaced by sorgi.
August 20th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Cooper wants to know what they’re doing huddled around his girlfriend.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Korn!!!!
http://www.helium.com/items/406867-stamping-out-squash-bugs
August 20th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
And THAT is what happens when your dad and older brother finds you japanimation porno stash kids…
Eli, um, you know you typically do something wrong before you do one of these The More You Know spots?
August 21st, 2008 at 8:11 am
30 years after he retires and Archie is still getting sacked.
What do you bet Pey-Pey pulled the SB ring bit once too often and Archie hired Gilooly to “take a swing” at Peyton’s knee? And then immediately turned to Eli and said, “I’ll kill a snitch too if I have to!”
August 21st, 2008 at 10:05 am
JENGA!
August 21st, 2008 at 11:36 am
Haha, Great pic. Peyton Manning’s the man! Has anyone seen his petition to make football an Olympic sport? He made a video for it and posted it at http://www.weplay.com/widget. I think he may be on to something.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Peyton and Eli don’t like to wear their Super Bowl rings. They usually just wear the secret decoder rings they got from Nabisco for doing the Oreo commercials. I mean, come on…Super Bowl rings don’t come with sweet whistles built in, do they?
August 24th, 2008 at 1:41 am
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