LaDainian works the Kenmore frost-free heavy bag
Nike knew L.T.’s dull-ass kicks weren’t going to sell themselves. Here we see him training with Elite XC’s Kimbo Slice. Tomlinson looks a lot tougher here than when we last saw him hiding out on the Charger bench still wearing his helmet while his team’s season crashed and burned. Is there a slightly racist homespun training regimen that Kimbo can devise to help us forget about that?
August 28th, 2008 at 6:25 am
s there a slightly racist homespun training regimen that Kimbo can devise to help us forget about that?
How heavy do they make fried chicken drumsticks?
August 28th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Get em FLUBBY you are a Comedy Monster!!! Big Red Tomato.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:31 am
That refrigerator is Kimbo’s next opponent.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Is there a slightly racist homespun training regimen?
Yeah: After bench-pressing the AC units, LT coulda turned around and eaten some ribs off that BBQ. Kimbo’s boyz be CRRRRAAAAZY bout dem ribs.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:50 am
OK, so that’s how LT fucked up his knee. Next time leg press a yugo - doesn’t hurt as much.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:54 am
I just wanted to see LDT get hit with a bunch of 2×4’s.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:03 am
“Tomlinson looks a lot tougher here ….”
You think so? It looks to me like LDT had trouble lifting 2 empty AC frames. The real LT would have lifted entire AC units with ease in a cocaine-fueled frenzy. Hell, he would have thrown them over the roof.
Of course, he also would have proceeded to Theisman several of Kimbo’s freeloading hangers-on, but at least that might have made the video interesting.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Yea, so everyone don’t pay attention to the large black man lying on the refrigerator bench pressing two air conditioning units. Continue with your BBQ. That is all.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:35 am
@Claud:
The real LT would’ve ripped those air conditioning units out of a stranger’s wall, jumped inside, beat up whatever skinny white dudes he found, fucked their women, bench pressed their ravaged bodies as part of a circuit training routine designed to increase cardiovascular fitness, pulled the shades, done nothing but smoke crack and fuck prostitutes for 3 days straight, chugged a pitcher of vodka, then dropped an upper decker before he left.
I think I might have jumped around in tense there, but you get the point.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:42 am
I once killed a man by staring into his eyes until his head exploded. Top that, motherfuckers.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am
There’s nothing racist in that video. I saw a white girl at the bbq.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Man that LDT is one tough bastard. I can barely hold my own agaist microwaves and toaster ovens…
August 28th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Wait - why in the fuck does Kimbo Slice have bars over his front door and windows??? Who is dumb enough to rob his ass?
August 28th, 2008 at 10:13 am
EDIT: On both front and back doors and windows. Seriously, what the fuck.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Old school regimen?? That’s how I still do things. (damn you Bally’s for kicking me out!! Indecent exposure my ass!!)
August 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Racist?
I was expecting pit bulls to come bounding out of the house at any moment and tear LDT up.
They’re lucky the freezer open and not the fridge, or else all the 40’s would have fallen out and been destroyed.
Looks like someone had already stolen the rims off the car
August 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am
@PirateSloth: I believe he’s “keeping it real”.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:58 am
@God’s Vagina: +1
/Am I allowed to do that?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:07 am
There should have been a picture of William Perry on that Kenmore.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I don’t train a lot of soldiers, athletes, or MMA fighters, but I’m thinking that saying “Are you ready to duck?” and then “Duck!” doesn’t really help with reaction time. When I do train, I usually say something like “Why didn’t you duck?” and “Smarten up!” after I sneak up behind some little kid and smack her with a piece of soap in a sock.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:20 am
@ Gooch:
Now THAT is a video I would pay money to watch. Can you have him shatter at least one guys’ tibia and fibula? Come to think of it, Theisman needs work.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:37 am
@ gooch: you really thought that one out. personal life experience?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:38 am
needs more jeff garcia. phillip rivers or jay cutler (diabetic coma potential) would also work.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:45 am
That aint shit. Handle of Bourbon + My White Irish ass and I kick cars over and crush fridges to the size of a basketball!!
/secretly wishing I was Kimbo Slice OR LT…
August 28th, 2008 at 11:57 am
What song is LT bumpin’ when he pulls up to Kimbo’s? Shit is tight
August 28th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
That’s not LT. That’s not even a mini LT.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
He was gonna bench swamp coolers but that would have been racist.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
@senor mullet:
No, but after my 1,000th reading of LT: Over the Edge, I FEEL like I’ve lived it all.
http://books.google.com/books?id=RUG4hXgvLQIC&dq=LT:+Over+the+Edge&pg=PP1&ots=PajJRbxANf&sig=qYS6XkgzXksx8vsYPykTkqYnf8s&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result#PPA253,M1
August 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Shit, Firefox saved the Bill Brasky tag, and now my cover’s been blown.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Kimbo Slice has two sons named Kevin and one named Kevlar. He also has a daughter named Kevina.
Take that, George Foreman!