Nike knew L.T.’s dull-ass kicks weren’t going to sell themselves. Here we see him training with Elite XC’s Kimbo Slice. Tomlinson looks a lot tougher here than when we last saw him hiding out on the Charger bench still wearing his helmet while his team’s season crashed and burned. Is there a slightly racist homespun training regimen that Kimbo can devise to help us forget about that?
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Kimbo Slice has two sons named Kevin and one named Kevlar. He also has a daughter named Kevina.
Take that, George Foreman!
Shit, Firefox saved the Bill Brasky tag, and now my cover’s been blown.
@senor mullet:
No, but after my 1,000th reading of LT: Over the Edge, I FEEL like I’ve lived it all.
http://books.google.com/books?id=RUG4hXgvLQIC&dq=LT:+Over+the+Edge&pg=PP1&ots=PajJRbxANf&sig=qYS6XkgzXksx8vsYPykTkqYnf8s&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result#PPA253,M1
He was gonna bench swamp coolers but that would have been racist.
That’s not LT. That’s not even a mini LT.
What song is LT bumpin’ when he pulls up to Kimbo’s? Shit is tight
That aint shit. Handle of Bourbon + My White Irish ass and I kick cars over and crush fridges to the size of a basketball!!
/secretly wishing I was Kimbo Slice OR LT…
needs more jeff garcia. phillip rivers or jay cutler (diabetic coma potential) would also work.
@ gooch: you really thought that one out. personal life experience?
@ Gooch:
Now THAT is a video I would pay money to watch. Can you have him shatter at least one guys’ tibia and fibula? Come to think of it, Theisman needs work.
I don’t train a lot of soldiers, athletes, or MMA fighters, but I’m thinking that saying “Are you ready to duck?” and then “Duck!” doesn’t really help with reaction time. When I do train, I usually say something like “Why didn’t you duck?” and “Smarten up!” after I sneak up behind some little kid and smack her with a piece of soap in a sock.
There should have been a picture of William Perry on that Kenmore.
@God’s Vagina: +1
/Am I allowed to do that?
@PirateSloth: I believe he’s “keeping it real”.
Racist?
I was expecting pit bulls to come bounding out of the house at any moment and tear LDT up.
They’re lucky the freezer open and not the fridge, or else all the 40′s would have fallen out and been destroyed.
Looks like someone had already stolen the rims off the car
Old school regimen?? That’s how I still do things. (damn you Bally’s for kicking me out!! Indecent exposure my ass!!)
EDIT: On both front and back doors and windows. Seriously, what the fuck.
Wait – why in the fuck does Kimbo Slice have bars over his front door and windows??? Who is dumb enough to rob his ass?
Man that LDT is one tough bastard. I can barely hold my own agaist microwaves and toaster ovens…
There’s nothing racist in that video. I saw a white girl at the bbq.
I once killed a man by staring into his eyes until his head exploded. Top that, motherfuckers.
@Claud:
The real LT would’ve ripped those air conditioning units out of a stranger’s wall, jumped inside, beat up whatever skinny white dudes he found, fucked their women, bench pressed their ravaged bodies as part of a circuit training routine designed to increase cardiovascular fitness, pulled the shades, done nothing but smoke crack and fuck prostitutes for 3 days straight, chugged a pitcher of vodka, then dropped an upper decker before he left.
I think I might have jumped around in tense there, but you get the point.
Yea, so everyone don’t pay attention to the large black man lying on the refrigerator bench pressing two air conditioning units. Continue with your BBQ. That is all.
“Tomlinson looks a lot tougher here ….”
You think so? It looks to me like LDT had trouble lifting 2 empty AC frames. The real LT would have lifted entire AC units with ease in a cocaine-fueled frenzy. Hell, he would have thrown them over the roof.
Of course, he also would have proceeded to Theisman several of Kimbo’s freeloading hangers-on, but at least that might have made the video interesting.
I just wanted to see LDT get hit with a bunch of 2×4′s.
OK, so that’s how LT fucked up his knee. Next time leg press a yugo – doesn’t hurt as much.
Is there a slightly racist homespun training regimen?
Yeah: After bench-pressing the AC units, LT coulda turned around and eaten some ribs off that BBQ. Kimbo’s boyz be CRRRRAAAAZY bout dem ribs.
That refrigerator is Kimbo’s next opponent.
Get em FLUBBY you are a Comedy Monster!!! Big Red Tomato.
s there a slightly racist homespun training regimen that Kimbo can devise to help us forget about that?
How heavy do they make fried chicken drumsticks?