Comments on: It’s a Hard Knocks Life, Starring Disappointingly Real-Life Wade and Jerry

By: stevieE

stevieE — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:41:49 +0000

http://www.hbo.com/hardknocks/ for those who have not seen it.

By: Horseballs Fan

Horseballs Fan — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:53:35 +0000

Maybe next week they can make it more entertaining and let ol’ Double-J carry around a shotgun or pick-axe on field. It would also be great to see him brand that butter cow Wade. A man can dream.

By: Lez

Lez — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:57:03 +0000

Sweet Jesus. What insane degenerate thought it’d be funny to pull down Wade’s pants?

That’s quite likely the single most hideous thing I’ve ever imagined. Other than the thought of Charles Haley wanking over Wade as Wade lies on the ground in the foetal position, crying with his pants round his ankles.

By: Spanky Datass

Spanky Datass — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:26:12 +0000

@porky1
Pacman says woot woot, we takin dis bitch ta Sizzler.
One of my faves. Use it frequently. Freaks out my non-KSK friends.
/SizzlAr

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:31:24 +0000

@ Otto Man, porky1

Fuckin’-A, score on the “Truck Turner” reference. Isaac Hayes and Yaphet Kotto- That’s Top Notch. Now I’ll see if I can work in a “Hell Up in Harlem” reference here.

By: Gern

Gern — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:03:28 +0000

Can anyone explain to me how Chris Simms ever got a job as QB at any level? He sucked at Texas and he’s never done anything in the pros. WTF??

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:42:15 +0000

As a Cowboys fan, this would be cool to see their life turing training camp, but since I want to see football and not watch guys practice (We’re talkin’ ’bout practice maaan, practice), I think I’ll pass. But I will be attempting to get MBIII in our draft in a few weeks.

BRING ON DA FOOZBAWL!!!!!

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FrontBurner » Blog Archive » A Passed-Along Hard Knocks Recap — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:23:16 +0000

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By: Skye

Skye — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:13:24 +0000

I refuse to watch this because the reality of it sucks. I want my crazy Double J and Fatty Wade stay pure in my eyes.

I too thought that was Isaac Hayes at first and thought, well that will be an interesting twist.

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:43:20 +0000

Yeah, now every time I see JJ and he doesn’t scream “YEEEEHAWWW, I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZY!!!!” I’m disappointed.

RE porky1 Says:
“Is it me, or does the picture of T.O. look like mid-70’s-era Isaac Hayes?”

No, you’re not the only one.