Comments on: In case cornhole is too highbrow for you…

By: PirateSloth

PirateSloth — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:59:27 +0000

I haven’t considered myself totally Southern in a few years, but even I could have kicked the shit out of them in horseshoes. Wisconsinite rednecks suck.

By: Spanky Datass

Spanky Datass — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:40:59 +0000

DO NOT view the beer-brat you-tubage available on the scroll.

/shivers

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:36:11 +0000

Do outhouses have toilet seats now?

By: Dr. Scientist

Dr. Scientist — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:33:19 +0000

Well that is where it's at! Talk about manliness of sports! I bet after one of them makes it, they bust out a David Elsewhere type of dance.

By: Leigh

Leigh — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:16:07 +0000

The real Olympics needs more events where you can drink beer while competing

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:02:38 +0000

Sweet Jets QB jersey, hoss.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:58:51 +0000

@rusrus: great description, but sadly I don’t think that was one of ‘em. Actually one of the guys refused to sit with the other three because they were embarrassing him – so he stood the whole trip. Forget about the fact that he was talking about cooking his own shish-ka-baaaaabs while eating the street vendor shish-ka-baaaaabs.

Talking about more food while eating food – must be a Wiscaaaaahnsin spe-cial-ity.

By: rusrus

rusrus — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:38:17 +0000

@jackin’

Was one of them an old 6′4″+ dude with old blue jeans, a short-sleeved plaid shirt, a huge all-in-front beer belly framed by red suspenders, sporting a dirty trucker hat perched on-top of his greasy two-weeks-too-long hair, and big ass auto-tint bifocals?

Actually, that could be anyone from Wisconsin…

By: TF

TF — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:29:06 +0000

Don’t foget the Who Can Bake the Most Varieties of Sausage into One Casserole Contest.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:28:49 +0000

Last week, I sat on the Metro North a few seats behind a bunch of these loud, fat, white Wiscaaaaahnsinites. Nothing’s worse than trying to take a nap after a long day at work than to hear 4 people taaaalkin as loud as possible on a quiet train while eating chicken and beef shish-ka-baaaabs by the dozen.

Really confirmed the stereotype dere dontcha know.