The Central Florida Jort Aficionados Association Packer Backers got together recently and O-town got tore up Wisconsin-diaspora style. Nothing says dignified sportsmanship like flinging yellow toilet seats around an otherwise scenic locale. Now you know how the CFPB rolls.
the smoked turkey legs so much that they just stayed.
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I haven’t considered myself totally Southern in a few years, but even I could have kicked the shit out of them in horseshoes. Wisconsinite rednecks suck.
DO NOT view the beer-brat you-tubage available on the scroll.
/shivers
Do outhouses have toilet seats now?
Well that is where it’s at! Talk about manliness of sports! I bet after one of them makes it, they bust out a David Elsewhere type of dance.
The real Olympics needs more events where you can drink beer while competing
Sweet Jets QB jersey, hoss.
@rusrus: great description, but sadly I don’t think that was one of ‘em. Actually one of the guys refused to sit with the other three because they were embarrassing him – so he stood the whole trip. Forget about the fact that he was talking about cooking his own shish-ka-baaaaabs while eating the street vendor shish-ka-baaaaabs.
Talking about more food while eating food – must be a Wiscaaaaahnsin spe-cial-ity.
@jackin’
Was one of them an old 6’4″+ dude with old blue jeans, a short-sleeved plaid shirt, a huge all-in-front beer belly framed by red suspenders, sporting a dirty trucker hat perched on-top of his greasy two-weeks-too-long hair, and big ass auto-tint bifocals?
Actually, that could be anyone from Wisconsin…
Don’t foget the Who Can Bake the Most Varieties of Sausage into One Casserole Contest.
Last week, I sat on the Metro North a few seats behind a bunch of these loud, fat, white Wiscaaaaahnsinites. Nothing’s worse than trying to take a nap after a long day at work than to hear 4 people taaaalkin as loud as possible on a quiet train while eating chicken and beef shish-ka-baaaabs by the dozen.
Really confirmed the stereotype dere dontcha know.
“Hey, Randy, make sure ya’ get me ohn da camera drinkin’ while I dooo the seat toss! Yah know, simultaneous-like.”
…and Goddamn! Those cheeseheads suck at toilet horseshoes!
So is this the Wisconsin Olympics taking place?
Yep, and they’re adding some new events this year:
- Dorito-eating contest
- Poorest pronunciation of the word “Pocono”
- Who can scream their wife’s name the loudest
- Speed dating (farm edition)
- Fastest to the minimum wage
- The 200-meter breastroke in a pool of Pabst blue ribbon
Where’s the “Sometimes I wish I was black” tag?
the storm winds blow so hard sometimes, it can dislodge the shit from 2,000 miles north of us and decorate our fucking front porches with it. cheese-eating spoogetowels…
What else are they going to do? Deer are out of season, and there ain’t no ice fishin’
florida deserves no better.
So is this the Wisconsin Olympics taking place? And if so, then what about that other great sport, the beating of the woman?
white folks are crazy!
“We’s kept breaking the darn seats when we sat down, so’s we decided to play horsie shoes with them!”