The BuzzCuts wayback machine takes us to the early 1990′s where we meet Mark Miller: Buffalo Bills Fan. Mark Miller: Buffalo Bills Fan is passionate about two things: the Buffalo Bills and feathering his magnificent sandy brown hair. Unfortunately for Mark Miller: Buffalo Bills Fan, we all know how the game went down.
Hopefully, Mark Miller: Buffalo Bills Fan has not dropped dead of jugular vein thrombosis. If he is alive and well and plans on a smooth trip across the border to see his Bills in their new home, he better get that anger-management problem of his under control. One sure-fire remedy I recommend is to forget he ever heard of the shitty Buffalo Bills.
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I know this guy. His name is spelt MARC (Not Mark) He is still alive & is a HUGE ASSHOLE! He lives on my block & he drives a Hummer & thinks he’s a Badass. Everytime I drive pass his house, it makes me sick to know that I have to live on the same block with this crack head. This is how he acts 100% percent of the time. Everytime I see him outside he is doing something fucking crazy!
-Mike
haha buffalo probably the shittiest city i have ever been too
Always wondered who was under the mask of the Humongous in the “Road Warrior”
Why can’t I post?!?!?!
@j4b: See here and here.
@j4b: See here and here.
means nothing I know. I just wanted to link Rick James’ tombstone.
Also, here’s a quick list of people, sports and otherwise, who make their home in Buffalo:
Scotty Bowman
Jim Kelly
Thurman Thomas
Robby Takac (what, the goo goo dolls don’t count?)
Ani DiFranco
Cannibal Corpse (at least one of them)
Rick James (FOREVER: http://cdn.stereogum.com/img/rick_james_headstone.jpg)
You guys can go straight to hell. Please.
/end tears
This guy looks like a bobcat.
UofB rugby team’s decent, i think. and did i catch a glimpse of harry potter in that video?
@J4B: Yes, enough RE talk. Great link. I forgot you could have actually been referring to the city of Buffalo. And no, no one wants to live in the actual city.
/we say Buffalo when we mean WNY in general.
//Why did I move back home again?
///Hot tail.
////Bangs head off wall.
What was with all the flashing images? Thought I was watching Fight Club. Maybe Tyler Durden can answer.
Silly flubby. Everyone knows the Bills moved to the CFL years ago!
Reason why I asked was that a friend of a friend is a RE Agent in Buffalo and told me how low the prices for homes were $10-15K for a 3 BR house and it just seemed that prices had fallen so drastically low up there because no one was buying.
/enough RE talk
//Go Toronto Bison!!!
I’d love to say that he represents the extreme of WNYers, but he doesn’t. We’re all pretty much that insufferable. Wait until we secede from the union and form the country of Whitetrashistan. Pittsburgh and Cleveland can come, too.
that guy looks like vigo, the scourge of carpathia.
Surprisingly, a lot of people. I’d like to know what they do, but I’m always surprised at the number of big new homes going up.
/Doesn’t follow the real estate “market”
Other than a pro athlete, who else in Buffalo can afford that $300K home?
/interested to hear response
//already knows answer
I know this guy… he was in a bar talking about how the bills got robbed in that 52-17 assfisting so i stabbed him 10 times
I see an opportunity there Scrum, thanks.
Don’t worry about too many Buffalonians taking the swan dive off of city hall…sadly there’s no one left. The hookers on Chippewa are sooooo lonely.
I think this is why Buffalo doesn’t turn up often on KSK.
@J4B: What? Ask pro athletes about living here. A million dollar home in a big city is $300,000 here. The housing market here is fine.
We have the Sabres. This is a hockey town. People just go to Bills games to tailgate and get drunk.
@j4b, they still have the U of Buffalo football team to look forward to.
/no they don’t
//don’t jump Rocco
@UU: especially with all the industry leaving and the housing market all but non-existent in Western NY, you would think that everyone would be clinging to the Bills for their lone source of hope. And…now…even the beloved Bills are deserting them for Canadia. What a cruel, cruel fate for those poor souls of Buffalo.
@Rocco, I’m surprised the entire City of Buffalo ( I’m including Amherst, Tonawanda, Lockport, Cheektawaga, Niagara County, etc..) hasn’t commited suicide yet.
Boy, I thought that was Chris Farley.
This comment thread is gonna make me head upstairs and take a swan dive soon.
@j4b, He’s been dead for a while now, again if all the SB loses didn’t kill him the Sabres losing to the Stars in the Stanley Cup finals did.
If he didn’t kill himself after the SB trainwreck, then he definitely offed himself after watching his beloved Bills snatch defeat from the jaws of victory last season against the Cowboys.
I wonder if he used a gun or a chainsaw to do the deed.
Sadly, Mark Miller: Buffalo Bills fan pretty much sums up WNY.
Ooh, can I draft beef on weck as an hor’d'erves? Connors in West Seneca has a carving station and roast right behind the bar. Sliced right there as you order your drink. Fantastic.
I’m guessing he killed himself by overdosing on Genny and beef on weck
If the Music City Miracle didn’t kill him, nothing will
God I love Buffalo but being associated with the Bills and their fans is just embarrassing.
/dick joke?
I think I knew that guy in college. He was addicted to Rageahol.
I bet that Mark Miller: Buffalo Bills Fan spontaneously exploded when it was apparent the Bills lost that game… but not after dismembering the bodies, using their skulls as a bowl, and eating the entrails of the entire Super Bowl party he was watching the game with.
That or he died of a brain hemorrhage while taking a dump after exploding all the blood vessels in his brain.
Jay Johnstone adds a level of credibility to this video unheard of since the days of Huntley and Brinkley