Hey! Stop Messing Up My Stadium Pictures!
Ahhhh… Qwest Field. Beautiful home of Seahawk dominance. The only place in America where fans calling themselves “the 12th Man” have read books without pictures. Site of the annual Seahawks playoff win before a second-round loss. Let’s take a closer look.
Aw jeez. Get out of the way, lady! I’m trying to look at the stadium! You’re blocking my view of the concourse! And part of the word “FIELD”!
Stop smiling for a second. You’re in my sight lines here. Can you maybe just get behind that rock so I can look at Qwest for a second? You will? Thank you.
Oh, Christ. I said BEHIND the rock. You can’t do anything right, can you?
Listen, there’s going to be football played here in the next week, and I’m trying to enjoy this last moment of Zen calm before I start yelling non-stop through January.
Sighhhh. No, I DON’T want you take your top off. Sheesh.
Tags: captain caveman, Homerism, The Friday Cheerleader Posts
August 8th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
“The only place in America where fans calling themselves “the 12th Man” have read books without pictures.”
So true…
August 8th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
first
August 8th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
whoops. not first.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
So, Seahawks fans really are gay? I thought that was just trash talk bullshit spread by Steelers fans.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I’ve been to that stadium for a Seahwaks-Vikings game. It’s fan-fucking-tastic. A buddy and I, both both purple-clad Vikings fans, sat in endzone seats, surrounded by Seahwaks fans. Our guys were losing and my friend and I were drunk and obnoxious, yet nothing happened to us. In fact, we had nice conversations with some of the people around us. In most other NFL cities, if two visiting fans (both drunk idiots) went into end zone seats and talked shit, they wouldn’t last half a minute.
Also, I met the Seahawks’ kicker’s wife in line at the concession stand. We had a pleasant conversation, she bought me a beer and then we parted company. No shit.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
that’s just wrong Gino
August 8th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I hate it when a sexy cheerleader comes and stands in the way of my camera. Happens every time I start filming at the high school.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
“The only place in America where fans calling themselves “the 12th Man” have read books without pictures.”
Yeah, but it’s just The Bell Jar over and over again.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Seriously people do the “first” thing on this website?
August 8th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
denvergodfather Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Seriously people do the “first” thing on this website?
Not without wishing them ass cancer.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I read KSK, never post, but what the fuck is this first shit that keeps popping up? Are you so desperate for attention that you need to write “first” on a website? No one gives a fuck if you’re first. Half the fun of KSK is the comments, and you’re ruining them. Eat a bag of dicks and shut the fuck up.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Twelfth!
August 8th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Without a first comment, there wouldn’t be a second. Think about it.
If you really care about first posting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU
August 8th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
her turn-ons include obeying all the rules
August 8th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Damn that Sea-gal chick is fucking hot, but seriously….just that photo of Qwest Field is enough to give me a semi. Can we PLEASE start the season already?
August 8th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Thankfully not shown: Safeco Cemetery, where hometown baseball is DOA.
Worse than “first”: misspelling it as “frist”.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I love you CC.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
According to most Seahawk fans: all the refs screwed her, too.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:53 am
There’s no way she’s from Sea-Town. No polar fleece? Where’s her prominent body piercings? Where’s her literally “tribal” tattoos? She did drive off in a Subaru though. So there’s that….
August 9th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
red heads, yessir!!!!
Tig ole bitties
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
August 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Missing from picture: trophies.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Nice stadium. For the gays. You could never build a fruit stand like that on the east coast.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I can see it now. Launching path going directly into the stadium. Crudely built ramp. 4 drunk gays in a Miata.
Through the old school upright.
Grey circle(hip smiley face with dreds), no points
Green(for go?), 25 points
Yellow(the sun, from memory as the sun never shines in Seattle), 100 points
White(whatever the fuck that is), 25000 points and instant death.
Bonus. Launching with the car on fire.
Bonus bonus, being thrown from the car and face planting into the targets. Kurt Cobain ultimate status.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Oops forgot one.
Over the targets and onto the field. The halftime show.
/Olympics are boring.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Holy shit and I am glad football is back.
I went to the titans game tonight – 1.) Haynesworth looks svelte 2.) I don’t think the titans are that good, but I do think the rams are that fucking awful. Enjoy another 3 and 13 year st. louis.
August 10th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Fly up from SoCal every year to catch a game at Qwest, and its a great stadium. And plenty of non-tribal ass gets in. Why exactly wouldn’t this place work on east coast?
August 10th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Yeah, but it’s just The Bell Jar over and over again.
Well played, Ape. Well played.
August 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’m going to be in Seattle for the Seahawks home opener vs SF. I’m looking at their website and it seems like their pretty anti-tailgating, what do people generally do in Seattle before a game?
August 10th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Mike: You can tailgate in the parking lot, but its a relatively small space, so there aren’t many spaces to enjoy a pre-game beverage. Get to Pioneer Square early, before 10, and hit find one of many bars to your liking. Most of these joints won’t screw on the beer, as they fill up rather quickly. Pioneer Square, of course, is where Ken Hamlin lost his fight with a street sign. Good times.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:27 am
The Pyramid Brewery is right there by the stadium- and they’re pourin’ beer for payin’ souls.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:40 am
No space to tailgate? You have to go to a bar? Really?
August 11th, 2008 at 11:21 am
There’s plenty of space to tailgate, just not in the actual parking lot of Qwest – because its set in downtown, not out in the suburbs to be surrounded by a gigantic sea of concrete. There’s lots all over the Pioneer Square area that people take over on gameday to use for tailgating though. Works just the same.