Ahhhh… Qwest Field. Beautiful home of Seahawk dominance. The only place in America where fans calling themselves “the 12th Man” have read books without pictures. Site of the annual Seahawks playoff win before a second-round loss. Let’s take a closer look.









Aw jeez. Get out of the way, lady! I’m trying to look at the stadium! You’re blocking my view of the concourse! And part of the word “FIELD”!

Stop smiling for a second. You’re in my sight lines here. Can you maybe just get behind that rock so I can look at Qwest for a second? You will? Thank you.




Oh, Christ. I said BEHIND the rock. You can’t do anything right, can you?

Listen, there’s going to be football played here in the next week, and I’m trying to enjoy this last moment of Zen calm before I start yelling non-stop through January.

Sighhhh. No, I DON’T want you take your top off. Sheesh.