He has been known to enjoy ham and cheese on white bread with miracle whip alongside a tall glass of warm milk.
He began puberty at the age of ten, but he didn’t finish until he was twenty-six.
His imaginary friend has a Masters degree in applied mathematics and suffers from social anxiety disorder.
He is from New Orleans, but his personality screams “Mississippi!”
He doesn’t just pose for the cover of Men’s Vogue, he is Men’s Vogue.
On his honeymoon he mastered Sudoku for Kids.
He is the inspiration behind the Banana Guard.
He is the least interesting man in the world…
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
/sips from sippy cup
I want more like this!
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