He has been known to enjoy ham and cheese on white bread with miracle whip alongside a tall glass of warm milk.
He began puberty at the age of ten, but he didn’t finish until he was twenty-six.
His imaginary friend has a Masters degree in applied mathematics and suffers from social anxiety disorder.
He is from New Orleans, but his personality screams “Mississippi!”
He doesn’t just pose for the cover of Men’s Vogue, he is Men’s Vogue.
On his honeymoon he mastered Sudoku for Kids.
He is the inspiration behind the Banana Guard.
He is the least interesting man in the world…
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
/sips from sippy cup
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He’s like the anti Stig.
I’M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!!
This must be Eli’s attempt at looking “fierce.”
My baby daughter makes the same face sometimes. He’s just constipated.
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
/sips from sippy cup
-Does he eat quiche and pump his own gas, too?
This must be Eli’s attempt at looking “fierce.”
He’s like the anti Stig.
I hope that’s the name-brand Wonder bread
You know, you could probably sell ad space within your articles. I mean, it’s not like you guys shy away from product placement. See-Tawmmy’s Fruitopia/Kodiak use.
Maybe a Hines Wald for Panda Express spot?
I dunno…as far as advertising goes, it makes me want a sippy cup much more than it makes me want a Dos Equis.
For what its worth, Dollar Dos Equis on the Square in Oxford was pretty spectacular.
Yeah, I’ll take the Best Super Bowl Championship Ever™ along with the dullness–I don’t give a crap what athletes say or do anyway. And I love that all the attention is focused on the New York Bretts now. The NY media enjoys building up athletes so their inevitable failure is that much more enjoyable. Eli won it all, so they’re thankfully, albeit tempioraily, rendered speechless.
When I read the words “banana guard” I was expecting some NSFW link, or at the very least some athletic supporter product. Imagine my surprise when I found out it’s a guard, for, uhm, bananas. Oh. Right. Of course.
When I read the title of this post and the first few lines, and when I saw the picture of the white bread, I was sure that this was going to be about Norv Turner.
And yet, I’d prefer that my team’s QB be boring with a Super Bowl ring rather than exciting without one.
Then you have Jason Campbell, who is boring and has no Super Bowl ring. Or playoff appearances.
“And anybody who thinks this is an actual ad is way too retarded to be allowed on the internet.”
Really? I thought his knuckles always looked as jagged as a Bloodsport contestant.
And anybody who thinks this is an actual ad is way too retarded to be allowed on the internet.
There, fixed it for you
much obliged.
Oh dear God, I HAVE to have a banana guard.
“but when I do I PREFER Dos Equis”
There, fixed it for you
If Dos X’s engineered this I’m part mad, part impressed.
This would be one of the all time best product placements ever.
I thought the banner ads were annoying…this is just sad.
Me and Eli – we’re tight. We sit around and drink a few adult beverages and talk about eventually smacking around our wives. Naw, seriously, we don’t talk about our wives like that….Aaannd, we really aren’t allowed to drink alcohol, either.
Eli Manning is much more interesting, much more refined, and much more cosmopolitan than you guys give him credit for.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202008/news/nationalnews/we_now_pronounce_you_manning__wife_107235.htm
He can navigate a wine list like it’s nobody’s business.
This is missing the 18-1 tag.
Great… another fucking Ad on KSK.
This absolutely should have ended with a Kool-Aid flavor, brand of cookie, or Tonka reference rather than beer.
“He is from New Orleans, but his personality screams “Mississippi!” ”
Goddamit UM…. that made my day!
the boz doesn’t see anything wrong with that hair.
And yet, Junior did the impossible and beat the 18-0 Patriots.
Then he celebrated by riding the Tea Cups and spending a day getting his face painted and his picture taken with Minnie and Mickey and Pluto — but not Goofy! Fuck Goofy!
What’s up with the gumby hairstyle? What…80′s spikes were out?
Sure, everyone rags on Eli for his sippy cup, but when his drink gets knocked over, does he have to walk all the way into the kitchen for another one? No sir!
The sad thing is that Eli still makes his dad play horsey. Archie’s knees are killing him.
Milk is too exciting – change it to Diet Crystal Lite Lemonade, and you’ve got it!
the shot of the guy surfing the monstrous wave can be replaced with a shot of elisha running back and forth from the waves, screeching while flailing his arms about
It’s why the NY Post secretly conspired to bring Favre to New York, they couldn’t take anymore, “We just want to play good football,” quotes.
With a glass of water on the side for dippin!
no more sippy cups for Eli after winning the SB, he now drinks his beer straight from the bottle using a straw.
“The non-fat ice milk choices in his freezer are wintergreen and unflavored.”
Yeah those Dos Equis ads are a little infuriating. This on the other hand is pure fried gold.
Loving the sippy cup.
You can almost see the lashes from being pussy whipped. But it could be worse, his wife could be like Kurt Warner’s.
The image of him drinking Dos Equis from a sippy cup was a nice touch.
“He loves to watch Friends”