The Least Interesting Man In the World
He has been known to enjoy ham and cheese on white bread with miracle whip alongside a tall glass of warm milk.
He began puberty at the age of ten, but he didn’t finish until he was twenty-six.
His imaginary friend has a Masters degree in applied mathematics and suffers from social anxiety disorder.
He is from New Orleans, but his personality screams “Mississippi!”
He doesn’t just pose for the cover of Men’s Vogue, he is Men’s Vogue.
On his honeymoon he mastered Sudoku for Kids.
He is the inspiration behind the Banana Guard.
He is the least interesting man in the world…
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
/sips from sippy cup
Tags: bad MS Paint, Commercial Parodies, commercials that aren't jewelry ads, elisha, flubby, Unsilent Majority
August 13th, 2008 at 10:56 am
“He loves to watch Friends”
August 13th, 2008 at 10:58 am
The image of him drinking Dos Equis from a sippy cup was a nice touch.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:01 am
You can almost see the lashes from being pussy whipped. But it could be worse, his wife could be like Kurt Warner’s.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Yeah those Dos Equis ads are a little infuriating. This on the other hand is pure fried gold.
Loving the sippy cup.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:06 am
“The non-fat ice milk choices in his freezer are wintergreen and unflavored.”
August 13th, 2008 at 11:10 am
no more sippy cups for Eli after winning the SB, he now drinks his beer straight from the bottle using a straw.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:12 am
With a glass of water on the side for dippin!
August 13th, 2008 at 11:15 am
It’s why the NY Post secretly conspired to bring Favre to New York, they couldn’t take anymore, “We just want to play good football,” quotes.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:16 am
the shot of the guy surfing the monstrous wave can be replaced with a shot of elisha running back and forth from the waves, screeching while flailing his arms about
August 13th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Milk is too exciting - change it to Diet Crystal Lite Lemonade, and you’ve got it!
August 13th, 2008 at 11:26 am
The sad thing is that Eli still makes his dad play horsey. Archie’s knees are killing him.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Sure, everyone rags on Eli for his sippy cup, but when his drink gets knocked over, does he have to walk all the way into the kitchen for another one? No sir!
August 13th, 2008 at 11:29 am
What’s up with the gumby hairstyle? What…80’s spikes were out?
August 13th, 2008 at 11:40 am
And yet, Junior did the impossible and beat the 18-0 Patriots.
Then he celebrated by riding the Tea Cups and spending a day getting his face painted and his picture taken with Minnie and Mickey and Pluto — but not Goofy! Fuck Goofy!
August 13th, 2008 at 11:53 am
the boz doesn’t see anything wrong with that hair.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
“He is from New Orleans, but his personality screams “Mississippi!” ”
Goddamit UM…. that made my day!
August 13th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
This absolutely should have ended with a Kool-Aid flavor, brand of cookie, or Tonka reference rather than beer.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Great… another fucking Ad on KSK.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
This is missing the 18-1 tag.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Eli Manning is much more interesting, much more refined, and much more cosmopolitan than you guys give him credit for.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202008/news/nationalnews/we_now_pronounce_you_manning__wife_107235.htm
He can navigate a wine list like it’s nobody’s business.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Me and Eli - we’re tight. We sit around and drink a few adult beverages and talk about eventually smacking around our wives. Naw, seriously, we don’t talk about our wives like that….Aaannd, we really aren’t allowed to drink alcohol, either.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I thought the banner ads were annoying…this is just sad.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
If Dos X’s engineered this I’m part mad, part impressed.
This would be one of the all time best product placements ever.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
“but when I do I PREFER Dos Equis”
There, fixed it for you
August 13th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Oh dear God, I HAVE to have a banana guard.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
There, fixed it for you
much obliged.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
And anybody who thinks this is an actual ad is way too retarded to be allowed on the internet.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
“And anybody who thinks this is an actual ad is way too retarded to be allowed on the internet.”
Really? I thought his knuckles always looked as jagged as a Bloodsport contestant.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
And yet, I’d prefer that my team’s QB be boring with a Super Bowl ring rather than exciting without one.
Then you have Jason Campbell, who is boring and has no Super Bowl ring. Or playoff appearances.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
When I read the title of this post and the first few lines, and when I saw the picture of the white bread, I was sure that this was going to be about Norv Turner.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Yeah, I’ll take the Best Super Bowl Championship Ever™ along with the dullness–I don’t give a crap what athletes say or do anyway. And I love that all the attention is focused on the New York Bretts now. The NY media enjoys building up athletes so their inevitable failure is that much more enjoyable. Eli won it all, so they’re thankfully, albeit tempioraily, rendered speechless.
When I read the words “banana guard” I was expecting some NSFW link, or at the very least some athletic supporter product. Imagine my surprise when I found out it’s a guard, for, uhm, bananas. Oh. Right. Of course.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
For what its worth, Dollar Dos Equis on the Square in Oxford was pretty spectacular.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I dunno…as far as advertising goes, it makes me want a sippy cup much more than it makes me want a Dos Equis.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
You know, you could probably sell ad space within your articles. I mean, it’s not like you guys shy away from product placement. See-Tawmmy’s Fruitopia/Kodiak use.
Maybe a Hines Wald for Panda Express spot?
August 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I hope that’s the name-brand Wonder bread
August 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
He’s like the anti Stig.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
This must be Eli’s attempt at looking “fierce.”
August 13th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
/sips from sippy cup
-Does he eat quiche and pump his own gas, too?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
This must be Eli’s attempt at looking “fierce.”
My baby daughter makes the same face sometimes. He’s just constipated.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:33 am
He’s like the anti Stig.
I’M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!!