Greatest Croaks presents the Patriots and the old two-ball play
You might remember when we posted Greatest Croaks’ tribute to the Cowboys’ Hail Mary win over the Vikes in the 1975 playoff (by the way Part IV of that epic saga is now online—you can tell it’s epic by my use of Roman numerals, just like a Rocky movie or a Led Zeppelin album). Anyhoo, he’s back with his tribute to the Patriots as they battle with the Jets—complete with spy-cams galore. I admire Charlie X’s no-nonsense approach and would totally do his sometime time girlfriend Erica. Is the Mangini resemblance uncanny or what? Too bad this video came out days before Chad Penningtoad was replaced by Brett Frogvre.
Tags: 18-1, greatest croaks, the mangenius
August 11th, 2008 at 9:52 am
That may be the single shittiest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.
I’m going to assume you’re just overcome by the death of Isaac Hayes and posted this as a cry for help. You can grieve your way, Flubby, but I prefer to remember the man this way.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Speaking of blaxploitation, I stumbled onto the trailer for The Black Six while I was looking for that Isaac Hayes clip.
While most blaxploitation films were content to have one former NFL player — Fred Williamson, Bernie Casey, Jim Brown — this one had six! The all-star, all-pro cast included Mean Joe Greene, Willie Lanier, Carl Eller, Gene Washington, Lem Barney and … Mercury Fucking Morris.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I’ll assume the “we didn’t have anything ready this morning” tag is implied.
Sweet merciful crap, there’s 2 1/2 minutes I’ll never get back.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Otto- http://deadspin.com/sports/where.s-samari%3F/mercury-morris-was-quite-the-thespian-331596.php
August 11th, 2008 at 10:27 am
I should’ve known that flick was old news to you, UM. You keeps it real.
The Black Six seems like a Bizarro World version of the KSK Gay Mafia. Those six represent the pinnacle of black militancy, while you six represent all the wondrous colors of the rainbow, ranging from bone white (Ape) all the way to translucent (Ufford).
August 11th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Oh shit….The Duke of New York died?? Man that sucks.
August 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am
I only clicked to watch it for Erica! Damn you Flubby, you fooled me.
August 11th, 2008 at 11:47 am
jesus this sucked. as do the brightly flashing check your credit score ads.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I liked it. I’d watch football if it was like this. But where are the cheerleaders? Needs cheerleaders.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Still nothing ready this morning huh? Tragic…
August 11th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
/considers changing handle to “Chad Penningtoad”
//reconsiders