Grandkid or not, Jerry Jones will go upside your head with a quickness
In the latest episode of HBO’s Hard Knocks, we learned that Cowboys Jerry Jones
That trick works but a few times before the only ones who will fall for it are the feeble-minded and Wade Phillips. As such, the intended victim is wary of the old man’s ways and is reluctant to play along. However, the other kid– perhaps seeing an opportunity to boost his inheritance– is happy to make PawPaw’s pimp hand fly. Geez, all my grandfather ever did to me was get drunk on Stroh’s and tell me to pull his finger.
[ thanks as always to gentleman farmer Awful Announcing for the clip and to the inimitable LSUfreek for the picture ]
Tags: KSK-BuzzCuts, lsufreek photoshops, sexy friday posts, try pulling that shit on Tank Johnson old man
August 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Dammit! You can’t put “Jerry Jones” in the title, and not deliver the, “YEEHA, I AM FUCKING CRAZY!” Now I got blue balls…
August 15th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I’m pretty sure the video captured the “I AM FUCKING CRAZY” sentiment better than any made-up line ever could.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
In my mind I’m putting Wade’s head on all the grandchildren, with an exasperated “Dag-Gummit!” after each slap.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
This portrays him as a “walk softly, carry a big smacking hand” type, whereas the posts make him seem like a short-tempered blow hard. Oh, Double J, there is truly no category broad enough for you.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Between the plastic surgery, the craziness and the bitch slapping, I’m starting to think Double J is actually Zsa Zsa Gabor.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I have a feeling no boxing post this week…. but seeing Jerry Jones hit a child makes up 4 it
August 15th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Mmm, grandfather’s Strohs.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I’ll take better film names than ‘the flag’s of father’ for a thousand Alex
August 15th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
*our, dammit, screw it I’m making “The Strohs of Our Grandfather” myself
August 15th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I have a feeling no boxing post this week…
Oh fuck, I totally forgot.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Tony Romo scares me…
August 15th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I guess Wade and the grandkids finally wised up to the old “hey. what’s that on your shirt?” trick.
Next week, Double J asks Wade, “Does this ice cream smell funny to you?”
August 15th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
The lesson as always: Children are stupid and need to be beaten every day of their lives. Just like my pop learned me.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
That’s our owner.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Oh fuck, I totally forgot.
it’s ok. most of us thought it would end around the super bowl anyway.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Big score on the GAP Band video. They’re from un-funkified Tulsa, OK. I hope they’re not Cowboys fans.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
we’ve finally discovered the secret to just how, exactly, double j earned his millions – not to mention his wife.
/treat ‘em like shit, and they’ll cum runnin’.