Good Morning Good Morning Everyone Reading KSK This Morning Good Morning

You don’t become a grade-A asshole like myself without having at least some level of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and for me it’s worst in the morning. I’m especially prone to earworms that become verbal tics. Today I woke up with a mash-up of Ann Curry’s “good morning” spiel and “The King of Wishful Thinking.”

I’ll get over you, I know I will
Good morning good morning
I’ll pretend my ship’s not si-inking
Everyone in the news this morning

Just wanted to share. It helps me relieve the tic. In fact, I feel a little better already. Thanks.

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23 Responses to “Good Morning Good Morning Everyone Reading KSK This Morning Good Morning”

  1. Otto Man Says:

    I’m pretty sure that knowing the lyrics to that Go West songs counts as a violation of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy.

  2. Caveman Captain Says:

    So I shouldn’t talk about all the cock I sucked?

  3. Stupid Sexy Flanders Says:

    Technically still night for me seeing as I still haven’t gone to sleep yet D:

  4. 85 Says:

    @Otto Man

    If loving Go West is gay… wait, no, everything about Go West is gay.

    http://www.gowestforum.co.uk/images/covers/bangsandcrashes.jpg

  5. Otto Man Says:

    So I shouldn’t talk about all the cock I sucked?

    Only in a proper forum, such as a confessional booth or a letter to Penthouse Forum.

  6. LarsUlrich'sLeftNut Says:

    Otto — you may be right, but knowing the name of that band is another sign of Ball-chin-itis.

  7. Otto Man Says:

    In my defense, I had to use the Google.

    The results were as disturbing and surprising as searching for “bear” without the Safe Search on.

  8. BSac Says:

    And i’ll tell myself
    I’m over you
    Cuz im the king of wishful thinking….

  9. 85 Says:

    Son of a bitch CC… that fucking song… it’s in my head… this is going to be a bad day.

  10. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    that fucking song… it’s in my head…

    That’s why I ain’t listening to that shit. I’ve learned to not click on any linked videos in KSK

    …except for the Italian Spidey. That’s just quality.

  11. jackin'4beats Says:

    Good Morning, Good Morning
    Good Morning to yoooouuuu
    Good Morning, Good Morning
    Good Morning to yoooouuuu
    The day’s just beginning, there’s so much to do
    Good Morning, Good Morning
    Good Morning to yoooouuuu

    Try getting that little ditty out of your head CC.

  12. Brrrrat Says:

    This is one of those days when I’m SO glad that I have crappy dialup and no clue about popular culture…now I can just go happily about my day with no annoying songs in my head.

  13. Animal Mother Says:

    And in case I don’t see you, Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night!

  14. qwijibo Says:

    I’m going to go get the papers get the papers.

  15. Shoopmonster Says:

    Whatever you say, Mr. Essrog.

  16. Slash Says:

    Who the hell are “Go West”?

  17. ognihs Says:

    This is one of those days when I’m SO glad that I have crappy dialup and no clue about popular culture

    but hey, at least mom’s basement is rent free!

  18. Otto Man Says:

    Who the hell are “Go West”?

    If you’d spent any time working in the steel industry, you’d know. Aerospace, too.

  19. Slash Says:

    RE Otto Man responds to: Who the hell are “Go West”?

    If you’d spent any time working in the steel industry, you’d know. Aerospace, too.

    Google is my friend. So that’s who sings that shitty song. Coincidentally (or is it?) one of the founding member’s names is Peter Cox.

  20. Spanky Datass Says:

    My ocd is’t what makes me a grade-A asshole. It’s obscure pop culture references from the masses.

    Now, get off my lawn!

  21. Spanky Datass Says:

    @ Spanky Datass
    Learn how to structure a sentence/ complete a thought, duochenozzle!

  22. Mojo Says:

    You guys have to go on YouTube and search “Howard Stern prank calls” and watch all these CSPAN pranks.
    Unbelievably funny.

  23. KG solo man 5000 Says:

    good idea

    (heads to you tube to check out howard stern prank calls)

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