I think Vince Papale really needs to let this shit go.
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He’s on his way to watch the game at Rhino
“the visor really makes it”
For me it’s the gloves.
Actually the dress shoes might be funnier. Nothing but the best for Brian Dawkins.
It’s true. The gloves really do add something.
“Watch me catch this orange.”
he must have lost a bet.
if this guy was cradling a football the picture would be complete
i know for a fact that eagles fans are bigger douchebags than patriots fans
the emo Eagles laugh at this guy
Looks like he’s got the requisite protection for a team bukkake session. Why doesn’t the spellchecker know the word bukkake? That needs to change.
I can only hope that he was stupid enough to walk into a bank with that helmet and visor on.
The Emo Eagles laugh at nothing.
“I want to show my pride for the Eagles but I also know that the first thing ladies look at are my shoes. If only there was a way to combi- …
Sweet Jesus I’ve got it!”
now that guy is ready for some serious booing
This guy really takes casual Friday seriously. I can see his thought process:
“Hmmm, OK I’ve got the helmet and visor, gloves, jersey, warmup pants, and cleats. Wait wait wait wait, I’ve got a big meeting this morning with one of my most important clients. Better leave the cleats at home.”
How did you hack onto my laptop… errr… yeah, let’s all laugh at the douchebag! Right? Right?
Sexy Friday indeed!
He undoubtedly got to the door of his date’s appartment and then knelt at the door.
Not Pictured: A Giants fan walking the exact opposite way in pads and a terrific set of dress pants.
Most likely. Outsports will no doubt be interested in discussing with this man the difficulties of sucking dick through the new Revolution facemasks.
Here comes Randall, he’s… A BERSERKER
The original 40 year old virgin, because we know the Eagles can’t score when it counts.
Assuming he’s wearing all authentic stuff, and of course he is, he spent somewhere around $600. That’s a lot of money to walk the streets looking like an asshat, and I’m not even counting his Ferragamos.
You’ve heard of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker? Meet Brad Vanderpool: Office dickhole.
You expect this from Patriots fans? Really? For shame, Drew. You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
I wonder if Kimbo was waiting around the corner to stick him.
see, like fmra said, patriots fans dont dress like douchebags. they dress like cockwads.
Sean Salisbury on his way to the office at OpenSports.com
And why is he holding his left arm like that?
I really hope to see more of the “put a hat on someone during the conference call” tag.
You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
You mean a Yankees Suck t-shirt.
You know, I really think that this isn’t nearly as lame as the Turbo-Chodes that wear competition gear while riding their bikes. At least this guy is protected when people attack him.
that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
I thought it was a Red Sox cap and a dirty wifebeater with the words “Yankees Suck” scrawled on them.
StuScott beat me to it. Damn!
I think the buckled chin-strap is the best part. But is he getting on the short bus, or did it just let him off?
re: red sox shirt
a red sox shirt bought after the 2004 W.S.
I think I’m more amazed at the chick who seems totally unfazed by this guy walking past.
this picture best describes the way all cowboys fans think of eagles fans.
Cocksuckers. 3:07 on a Sexy Friday and no sexy? Not even a tease? Yes I’m bitching.
/Bitch Bitch Bitch
@futuremrs: What about sporting the fake home Sox jersey with the name on the back? Tommy from Quinzee only wears his Welkahhh jersey when his fake home Pedroia jersey is dirty.
YO! Y’ALL DESIGNATED THIS SEXY FRIDAY! To paraphrase the late Clevon Little: Whey’s da wimmen at?
OK cum buckets, it time to pony up and provide us with our holiday sexy. A long weekend deserves extra sexy, not Corky walking around filthadelphia trying to decide between Pat’s or Gino’s for a handout.
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