Gonna Douche Now
From Viceland via 289 comes this. I can’t even… I don’t… Jesus…
I think Vince Papale really needs to let this shit go.
Tags: douchebag Eagles fans, I expect this more from Patriot fans, the visor really makes it, you put a hat on someone in that conference call buddy
August 29th, 2008 at 11:23 am
He’s on his way to watch the game at Rhino
August 29th, 2008 at 11:24 am
“the visor really makes it”
For me it’s the gloves.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Actually the dress shoes might be funnier. Nothing but the best for Brian Dawkins.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am
It’s true. The gloves really do add something.
“Watch me catch this orange.”
August 29th, 2008 at 11:39 am
daulerio.jpg
Well done.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:40 am
he must have lost a bet.
if this guy was cradling a football the picture would be complete
August 29th, 2008 at 11:42 am
i know for a fact that eagles fans are bigger douchebags than patriots fans
August 29th, 2008 at 11:44 am
the emo Eagles laugh at this guy
August 29th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Looks like he’s got the requisite protection for a team bukkake session. Why doesn’t the spellchecker know the word bukkake? That needs to change.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I can only hope that he was stupid enough to walk into a bank with that helmet and visor on.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:54 am
@UU,
The Emo Eagles laugh at nothing.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am
“I want to show my pride for the Eagles but I also know that the first thing ladies look at are my shoes. If only there was a way to combi- …
Sweet Jesus I’ve got it!”
August 29th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
now that guy is ready for some serious booing
August 29th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
This guy really takes casual Friday seriously. I can see his thought process:
“Hmmm, OK I’ve got the helmet and visor, gloves, jersey, warmup pants, and cleats. Wait wait wait wait, I’ve got a big meeting this morning with one of my most important clients. Better leave the cleats at home.”
August 29th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
How did you hack onto my laptop… errr… yeah, let’s all laugh at the douchebag! Right? Right?
…guys?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Sexy Friday indeed!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
He undoubtedly got to the door of his date’s appartment and then knelt at the door.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Not Pictured: A Giants fan walking the exact opposite way in pads and a terrific set of dress pants.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Most likely. Outsports will no doubt be interested in discussing with this man the difficulties of sucking dick through the new Revolution facemasks.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Here comes Randall, he’s… A BERSERKER
August 29th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
The original 40 year old virgin, because we know the Eagles can’t score when it counts.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Assuming he’s wearing all authentic stuff, and of course he is, he spent somewhere around $600. That’s a lot of money to walk the streets looking like an asshat, and I’m not even counting his Ferragamos.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
You’ve heard of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker? Meet Brad Vanderpool: Office dickhole.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
You expect this from Patriots fans? Really? For shame, Drew. You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I wonder if Kimbo was waiting around the corner to stick him.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
see, like fmra said, patriots fans dont dress like douchebags. they dress like cockwads.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Sean Salisbury on his way to the office at OpenSports.com
And why is he holding his left arm like that?
August 29th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I really hope to see more of the “put a hat on someone during the conference call” tag.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
You mean a Yankees Suck t-shirt.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
You know, I really think that this isn’t nearly as lame as the Turbo-Chodes that wear competition gear while riding their bikes. At least this guy is protected when people attack him.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
I thought it was a Red Sox cap and a dirty wifebeater with the words “Yankees Suck” scrawled on them.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
StuScott beat me to it. Damn!
August 29th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I think the buckled chin-strap is the best part. But is he getting on the short bus, or did it just let him off?
August 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
re: red sox shirt
a red sox shirt bought after the 2004 W.S.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I think I’m more amazed at the chick who seems totally unfazed by this guy walking past.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
LOL Vanilla
this picture best describes the way all cowboys fans think of eagles fans.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Cocksuckers. 3:07 on a Sexy Friday and no sexy? Not even a tease? Yes I’m bitching.
/Bitch Bitch Bitch
August 29th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
@futuremrs: What about sporting the fake home Sox jersey with the name on the back? Tommy from Quinzee only wears his Welkahhh jersey when his fake home Pedroia jersey is dirty.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
@rocco.
no shit.
YO! Y’ALL DESIGNATED THIS SEXY FRIDAY! To paraphrase the late Clevon Little: Whey’s da wimmen at?
August 29th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
OK cum buckets, it time to pony up and provide us with our holiday sexy. A long weekend deserves extra sexy, not Corky walking around filthadelphia trying to decide between Pat’s or Gino’s for a handout.