OK cum buckets, it time to pony up and provide us with our holiday sexy. A long weekend deserves extra sexy, not Corky walking around filthadelphia trying to decide between Pat’s or Gino’s for a handout.
08.29.08 at 3:43 pm
jujrok
@rocco.
no shit.
YO! Y’ALL DESIGNATED THIS SEXY FRIDAY! To paraphrase the late Clevon Little: Whey’s da wimmen at?
08.29.08 at 3:29 pm
smurphette
@futuremrs: What about sporting the fake home Sox jersey with the name on the back? Tommy from Quinzee only wears his Welkahhh jersey when his fake home Pedroia jersey is dirty.
08.29.08 at 3:08 pm
Rocco
Cocksuckers. 3:07 on a Sexy Friday and no sexy? Not even a tease? Yes I’m bitching.
/Bitch Bitch Bitch
08.29.08 at 2:50 pm
Cumpidgeon
LOL Vanilla
this picture best describes the way all cowboys fans think of eagles fans.
08.29.08 at 2:48 pm
StuScottBooyahs
I think I’m more amazed at the chick who seems totally unfazed by this guy walking past.
08.29.08 at 2:48 pm
Upstate Underdog
re: red sox shirt
a red sox shirt bought after the 2004 W.S.
08.29.08 at 2:35 pm
Slothrop
I think the buckled chin-strap is the best part. But is he getting on the short bus, or did it just let him off?
08.29.08 at 2:25 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
StuScott beat me to it. Damn!
08.29.08 at 2:24 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
I thought it was a Red Sox cap and a dirty wifebeater with the words “Yankees Suck” scrawled on them.
08.29.08 at 2:22 pm
TDub
You know, I really think that this isn’t nearly as lame as the Turbo-Chodes that wear competition gear while riding their bikes. At least this guy is protected when people attack him.
08.29.08 at 2:21 pm
StuScottBooyahs
You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
You mean a Yankees Suck t-shirt.
08.29.08 at 2:15 pm
MD2020
I really hope to see more of the “put a hat on someone during the conference call” tag.
08.29.08 at 2:10 pm
Needs More Cheerleaders
Sean Salisbury on his way to the office at OpenSports.com
And why is he holding his left arm like that?
08.29.08 at 1:46 pm
senor mullet
see, like fmra said, patriots fans dont dress like douchebags. they dress like cockwads.
08.29.08 at 1:23 pm
The Pirate Sloth
I wonder if Kimbo was waiting around the corner to stick him.
08.29.08 at 1:22 pm
futuremrsrickankiel
You expect this from Patriots fans? Really? For shame, Drew. You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
08.29.08 at 1:14 pm
Brandon Marshall Tucker Band
You’ve heard of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker? Meet Brad Vanderpool: Office dickhole.
08.29.08 at 12:58 pm
Tracer Bullet
Assuming he’s wearing all authentic stuff, and of course he is, he spent somewhere around $600. That’s a lot of money to walk the streets looking like an asshat, and I’m not even counting his Ferragamos.
08.29.08 at 12:55 pm
Animal Mother
The original 40 year old virgin, because we know the Eagles can’t score when it counts.
08.29.08 at 12:53 pm
Grimey
Here comes Randall, he’s… A BERSERKER
08.29.08 at 12:22 pm
SLaird22
Most likely. Outsports will no doubt be interested in discussing with this man the difficulties of sucking dick through the new Revolution facemasks.
08.29.08 at 12:21 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
Not Pictured: A Giants fan walking the exact opposite way in pads and a terrific set of dress pants.
08.29.08 at 12:17 pm
Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers
He undoubtedly got to the door of his date’s appartment and then knelt at the door.
08.29.08 at 12:14 pm
TDub
Sexy Friday indeed!
08.29.08 at 12:11 pm
Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug
How did you hack onto my laptop… errr… yeah, let’s all laugh at the douchebag! Right? Right?
…guys?
08.29.08 at 12:10 pm
bobby steels
This guy really takes casual Friday seriously. I can see his thought process:
“Hmmm, OK I’ve got the helmet and visor, gloves, jersey, warmup pants, and cleats. Wait wait wait wait, I’ve got a big meeting this morning with one of my most important clients. Better leave the cleats at home.”
08.29.08 at 12:00 pm
mini dagger
now that guy is ready for some serious booing
08.29.08 at 11:57 am
Warren Moon Pie
“I want to show my pride for the Eagles but I also know that the first thing ladies look at are my shoes. If only there was a way to combi- …
Sweet Jesus I’ve got it!”
08.29.08 at 11:54 am
TDub
@UU,
The Emo Eagles laugh at nothing.
08.29.08 at 11:53 am
Vanilla
I can only hope that he was stupid enough to walk into a bank with that helmet and visor on.
08.29.08 at 11:47 am
SLaird22
Looks like he’s got the requisite protection for a team bukkake session. Why doesn’t the spellchecker know the word bukkake? That needs to change.
08.29.08 at 11:44 am
Upstate Underdog
the emo Eagles laugh at this guy
08.29.08 at 11:42 am
senor mullet
i know for a fact that eagles fans are bigger douchebags than patriots fans
08.29.08 at 11:40 am
Upstate Underdog
he must have lost a bet.
if this guy was cradling a football the picture would be complete
08.29.08 at 11:39 am
Head Bee Guy
daulerio.jpg
Well done.
08.29.08 at 11:25 am
Big Daddy Drew
It’s true. The gloves really do add something.
“Watch me catch this orange.”
08.29.08 at 11:24 am
Christmas Ape
Actually the dress shoes might be funnier. Nothing but the best for Brian Dawkins.
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OK cum buckets, it time to pony up and provide us with our holiday sexy. A long weekend deserves extra sexy, not Corky walking around filthadelphia trying to decide between Pat’s or Gino’s for a handout.
@rocco.
no shit.
YO! Y’ALL DESIGNATED THIS SEXY FRIDAY! To paraphrase the late Clevon Little: Whey’s da wimmen at?
@futuremrs: What about sporting the fake home Sox jersey with the name on the back? Tommy from Quinzee only wears his Welkahhh jersey when his fake home Pedroia jersey is dirty.
Cocksuckers. 3:07 on a Sexy Friday and no sexy? Not even a tease? Yes I’m bitching.
/Bitch Bitch Bitch
LOL Vanilla
this picture best describes the way all cowboys fans think of eagles fans.
I think I’m more amazed at the chick who seems totally unfazed by this guy walking past.
re: red sox shirt
a red sox shirt bought after the 2004 W.S.
I think the buckled chin-strap is the best part. But is he getting on the short bus, or did it just let him off?
StuScott beat me to it. Damn!
that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
I thought it was a Red Sox cap and a dirty wifebeater with the words “Yankees Suck” scrawled on them.
You know, I really think that this isn’t nearly as lame as the Turbo-Chodes that wear competition gear while riding their bikes. At least this guy is protected when people attack him.
You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
You mean a Yankees Suck t-shirt.
I really hope to see more of the “put a hat on someone during the conference call” tag.
Sean Salisbury on his way to the office at OpenSports.com
And why is he holding his left arm like that?
see, like fmra said, patriots fans dont dress like douchebags. they dress like cockwads.
I wonder if Kimbo was waiting around the corner to stick him.
You expect this from Patriots fans? Really? For shame, Drew. You know as well as I that standard attire for Pats game viewings is a Red Sox t-shirt.
You’ve heard of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker? Meet Brad Vanderpool: Office dickhole.
Assuming he’s wearing all authentic stuff, and of course he is, he spent somewhere around $600. That’s a lot of money to walk the streets looking like an asshat, and I’m not even counting his Ferragamos.
The original 40 year old virgin, because we know the Eagles can’t score when it counts.
Here comes Randall, he’s… A BERSERKER
Most likely. Outsports will no doubt be interested in discussing with this man the difficulties of sucking dick through the new Revolution facemasks.
Not Pictured: A Giants fan walking the exact opposite way in pads and a terrific set of dress pants.
He undoubtedly got to the door of his date’s appartment and then knelt at the door.
Sexy Friday indeed!
How did you hack onto my laptop… errr… yeah, let’s all laugh at the douchebag! Right? Right?
…guys?
This guy really takes casual Friday seriously. I can see his thought process:
“Hmmm, OK I’ve got the helmet and visor, gloves, jersey, warmup pants, and cleats. Wait wait wait wait, I’ve got a big meeting this morning with one of my most important clients. Better leave the cleats at home.”
now that guy is ready for some serious booing
“I want to show my pride for the Eagles but I also know that the first thing ladies look at are my shoes. If only there was a way to combi- …
Sweet Jesus I’ve got it!”
@UU,
The Emo Eagles laugh at nothing.
I can only hope that he was stupid enough to walk into a bank with that helmet and visor on.
Looks like he’s got the requisite protection for a team bukkake session. Why doesn’t the spellchecker know the word bukkake? That needs to change.
the emo Eagles laugh at this guy
i know for a fact that eagles fans are bigger douchebags than patriots fans
he must have lost a bet.
if this guy was cradling a football the picture would be complete
daulerio.jpg
Well done.
It’s true. The gloves really do add something.
“Watch me catch this orange.”
Actually the dress shoes might be funnier. Nothing but the best for Brian Dawkins.
“the visor really makes it”
For me it’s the gloves.
He’s on his way to watch the game at Rhino