Gold Medal Swimmer Meets Gold Medal Douchebag
“So Michael, tell me more about how tight those LZR swimsuits get.”
Thanks to reader I’m Your Huckleberry.
Tags: gay, gay quarterbacks, michael phelps looks like a long lost manning brother, your captions in the comments
August 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Nice shoulder pads, putz.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I thought that was Eli Manning at first. Then I, you know, read the headline.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
hopefully phelps and Brady aren’t planning a trip to the lake together
August 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Quinn makes millions a year, and he has a RAZR.
Come on dude, even the swimmer has a crackberry
August 15th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I really feel like they should both have thought bubbles coming out of their heads that say, “God, someone get me out of here.” That is some seriously disinterested body language up there.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Quinn: “Brah, let me get yah numbah brah.”
Phelps: “1-800-FUCK-OFF”
Quinn: Brah, really brah?!?
August 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Brady looks autistic. Is he checking the local TV schedule for People’s Court and Jeopardy?
August 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Matching sport coats?
August 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
WTF is that shirt phelps is wearing, it looks awful…..
no homo
August 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
i guess between Subway commercails and not starting, Brady Quinn (medicine woman) found time for a date.
awwwwww
August 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Phelps actually looks like dude from The Office in that photo.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Archie Manning is wondering if he can adopt Phelps and re-name him “Cooper”.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Michael has too many clothes on in this picture. Yes, I am female.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Phelps is a badass.
Just thought I’d bring that up, no comedy here. Met the guy once, his arms are like 4 feet long. No wonder he swims so fast he’s got fucking slave boat paddles attached to his shoulders.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Looks like Phelps escaped from the hospital (shirt) and Quinn’s playing an insanely intense game of Tetris.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:11 am
If there isn’t a tag team match with Brady and Michael v. Leinart and Lachay I will stop reading this site.
/ehh probably still will read the site.
August 15th, 2008 at 11:12 am
@rusrus: Looks like Phelps escaped from the hospital (shirt)
I thought the exact same thing!
August 15th, 2008 at 11:21 am
They both have on too many clothes in this picture. Rowr…
August 15th, 2008 at 11:26 am
is brady quinn pregnant?
August 15th, 2008 at 11:36 am
if brady quinn knew his picture was being taken, he would have been pantomiming a blowjob
August 15th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I was confused for a second after reading the title. I just kept thinking, “Brady Quinn doesn’t swim, does he?”
August 15th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
“So Brady, tell me more about how AJ Hawk gives your sister the sledgehammer”
fixed
August 15th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
“Sean Salisbury helped me take a picture I’d really like to show you.”
August 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
“No, seriously brah, Cleveland’s a really cool place, you should come hang out…brah?….brah?”
August 15th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
“Actually, Brady, you shouldn’t be practicing with these balls, since the ones you use in games are vastly different. What? That’s what Charlie Weiss told you? Well, I have a saying that goes, ‘you don’t win gold medals by listening to coaches that go 2-9′ you understand? You don’t, do you.”
August 15th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Interesting how the picture I posted on the site I moderate ended up here. The picture is old and certainly is not new. Stop cutting up my boy Brady! LOL to check out more (Brady fans only) go to www brady-quinn org (add the periods yourself).
August 15th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
You know Phelps is thinking….”Okay, it’s one thing for me to take a signed football from this ass-licker, but now he I gotta give him my number too?. Fuck. “
August 15th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Brah, your hands are huge. Can I have your phone number?
August 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Wow! The first football you fit inside your ass! And it’s autographed? Thanks Brady. It’s going in my trophy case. (Or the first garbage can I walk past).
August 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Phelps totally has GAY MOUTH going on in that pic.
August 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Brady Quinn finishes texting, puts phone in pocket
BQ: So Mike, did I tell you about this cool new swim move I came up with? I call it the cock-stroke…
MP: What?
BQ: Nothing
August 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Brady’s thinking abuot how Phelps shaves his whole body… Phelps is thinking about eating ten pizzas
August 15th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Phelps is wondering why he answered the text from Bradi about wearing a hospital gown, and not tying it together. Soon he will know why, and feel much shame
August 15th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Brady Quinn.org is gay… fittingly
August 16th, 2008 at 2:26 am
Not that anyone cares, but this picture is 2 years old…
August 16th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was a story about Michael Phelps looking at himself in a mirror.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Brady Quinn - sure helluva a lot better than Derek Anderson.