Comments on: Eleven Fantasy Players I F—king Hate Already

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:55:57 +0000

@ IVSPORT – I think I speak for everyone here when I tell you the following two things.

1. You’re not good at fantasy football. If you traded anybody for LT at any point in the season, then the people you play with are fucking idiots.

2. Fuck you. We’re venting here, not gloating.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:27:55 +0000

The Cleveand Browns of 2008 are going to be like the 2007 Saints, mark my words. A fluke 10-6 season that got everyone to draft Brees and Colston and Bush, only to get completed fucked in the ass. I said “No Saints” during my draft last year and it saved me, and I’m saying “No Browns” this year.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:02:33 +0000

I don’t hate the Minnesota Vikings, but the more I play fantasy football, the more I’m learning to.

I once won a TD-heavy league with Leroy Hoard as my third RB. Yes, yes — the Leroy Hoard.

Don’t fuck me over, Purple Jesus.

By: Question Mark

Question Mark — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:40:03 +0000

Has Drew not said thank you for the flowers you sent him?

By: Fact

Fact — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:07:30 +0000

drew.. .you’re a toadfaced cock

By: DC Greg

DC Greg — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:05:54 +0000

I don’t hate the Minnesota Vikings, but the more I play fantasy football, the more I’m learning to.

I’ve been burned by Moss, Culpepper, and Bong-Terrio Smith. Each in different season. (Honestly, who turns the ball over 32 fucking times in a season?) I hope at least one of them falls into a shark tank and I wouldn’t piss on Adrian Peterson if he was on fire.

Nobody in a Vikings uniform will ever be on my team.

By: bfreakin3

bfreakin3 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:36:34 +0000

thank god someone else is with me on lee evans. here in WI, several of my friends still love and overvalue that guy. probably because some of them went to the same college as him, or remember that he was ok in college, and ignore how remarkably crappy he is now.

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:19:04 +0000

For unmanly behavior, I am going to draft bragging about past fantasy sport triumphs in the comments section of a humor blog to a bunch of strangers.

By: The Stig

The Stig — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:02:24 +0000

2Port

Fitty’s still holding out for a pair of those blingin’ sneakers Squatch was wearing.

By: deafjeff

deafjeff — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:31:14 +0000

I think Hardy gets at least 10 td’s. At 6’7″ even Lossman can throw it high enough for him to out jump any DB.