Comments on: Don’t You F–k Me Like You Did In 2005, Jamal Lewis

By: Horseballs Fan

Horseballs Fan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:50:10 +0000

Vince Young 2007… ultimate “fucked me”. But still won the title.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:49:08 +0000

I tried this two years ago with Shaun Alexander.

FAIL.

By: redright88

redright88 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:20:25 +0000

@ Sherman

“McGayHe looks like he’s going to be a big bitch, and the memory of Mike Doss is coming back.”

If you are referring to the Buckeye that turned McGahee’s knee into confetti, that would be Will Allen.

And Lewis is going to go for 1500 this year.

/knows why they call it “fantasy” football

By: Fundamentally UnSound

Fundamentally UnSound — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:43:09 +0000

MMP,

Purple Jesus runs behind the best O-Line in the NFL. Period.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:19:31 +0000

Jamal Lewis is one of those special stars, he’ll fuck you when he’s on your team and when you give up on him, he’ll fuck you from someone else’s team. Jamal’s been to prison, he knows how to fuck guys and make it hurt.

\thinking of taking Jamal back in the 3rd round, if he’ll have me

By: OzoneRanger

OzoneRanger — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:20:59 +0000

What is this “fantasy football” that you speak of?

By: porky1

porky1 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:56:57 +0000

Ahh, fantasy talk. No one wants to hear it, yet no one turns away… I had pick #6 in a 12-team league, also known as the “bullshit” pick. Do you use your first rounder on a bottom-10 RB or do you take the top QB or WR? Problem is, the two clear cut “top” QBs are possibly gimpy right now and there’s no way I’m taking Drew Brees at #6.

So I went with Randy Moss and that just put a bitter taste in my mouth.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:38:40 +0000

@Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers: watch your blasphemous mouth. Purple Jesus has self-healing powers and will not need Chester Taylor’s assistance this year. In fact, Chester can grab a whole bunch of Preparation H and sit quietly on the bench with his pom-poms. Maybe he’ll get some vulture stats since I’m sure the Vikings will be ~~blowing people out in the 4th quarter~~ playing keep away with their running game.

/Needs PJ to have a stellar year
//this could be the season I don’t finish in the bottom 3rd of the league
///don’t fuck me PETERSON

By: fletch lives

fletch lives — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:25:16 +0000

Dear Earnest Graham,

I am sorry for calling you the least intriguing Running Back in the draft – I meant it in the first round when I said it, but when you fell to the 4th round and I saw you shivering out there in the cold, cruel fantasy football world with matt forte, deangelo williams, and kenny watson – i just couldn’t bare it. just because i NEEDED to pick a 2nd RB to compliment Stephen Jackson, doesn’t mean i didn’t WANT to pick (because you were the only viable #1 back available). i hope we can be friends, and that you can stay healthy all year…for your sake (but mostly mine). and please score 10 TD’s too.

Best Regards,
Your Owner

By: Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers

Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:47:10 +0000

Dear Fantasy Football League Manager Who Doesn’t Know Shit,

You used the second pick in the draft to take Purple Jesus. Understandable. You then used your 4th round pick on Witten and 7th round pick on Winslow before taking a second fucking wide receiver. I offered you Chester Taylor for Winslow and you want fucking Andre Johnson? Go die. Since when is backing up your tight end more fucking important than backing up Peterson? I will enjoy starting Taylor Weeks 8 and on.

\I wish no harm on Peterson, it’s just history that says he ain’t gonna make it.