Comments on: Don’t Worry Kids, Gene Upshaw Didn’t Die…

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:26:53 +0000

+10 to Ufford for the puppies. Seriously. Puppies are awesome.

By: OzoneRanger

OzoneRanger — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:43:09 +0000

Looks like God needed another offensive lineman… and like Caretaker, he left the players some cool “Mean Machine” jerseys. Current players wish he would have left them some disability benefits.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:19:07 +0000

Old Yeller!

By: Horseballs Fan

Horseballs Fan — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:12:44 +0000

If cancer had a face, it would look like Colin Cowherd.

/hope he sees it

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:07:16 +0000

Flacco is the best Raven ever.

By: leaf

leaf — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:59:51 +0000

Shared a cab with him once. Being a cheap tipper won’t get you pancreatic cancer, from what I hear.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:07:46 +0000

I believe “that dude’s” neck belongs to the Bills’ own Hall of Famer Joe DeLamielleure. And Joe is right.

By: Grimey

Grimey — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:06:04 +0000

I’ve changed my mind… that puppy IS the greatest Baltimore Raven in franchise history

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:02:04 +0000

TDub,

You say that as if it’s a bad thing.

By: TDub

TDub — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:42:08 +0000

@RBP:

the fact that you can incorporate “going to the mattresses” into everyday phrases is kind of an indication.