Don’t Worry Kids, Gene Upshaw Didn’t Die…

…Uncle Rogg just took him to a nice farm upstate. He’s going to be much happier there.

Hey, look! Puppies! Why don’t we take one home with us?

What do you want to call him? Buddy? Wags? Matt Stover? Matt Stover it is!

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21 Responses to “Don’t Worry Kids, Gene Upshaw Didn’t Die…”

  1. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    And those in search of better pensions rejoice

  2. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    They say he died of cancer. But was it…

    STOVER?????

    /cue dramatic chipmunk

  3. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Cancer is indeed an asshole … but not as big of an asshole as Colin Cowherd

  4. Animal Mother Says:

    This is what happens when you fuck with the NFL and Uncle Rogg.

    /see Mo Clarett’s career
    //see Mike Williams career
    ///see USFL
    ////see those damn ads on KSK!!!

  5. TDub Says:

    That’s what you said about Bernie and Isaac. How can I believe you anymore?

  6. Unsilent Majority Says:

    RIP, Gene.

    He once gave me some football cards, so that was pretty cool.

  7. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    Any coincidence that Gene passes away just as the league and the players are about to go to the mattresses over the next big pot of money?

    Or have I been watching the Godfather too many times?

  8. jackin'4beats Says:

    Damn, people are just dropping like flies the last week or so. Too bad we never got to see him break that dude’s neck, that would have been pretty cool.

    RIP

  9. TF Says:

    Shame he died before we could debate “Quien es Mas Facist? Upshaw vs. The Rogg”

  10. Monkey Business Says:

    Am I the only one that’s going “Great, now they might have labor peace and not cancel the 2012 NFL Season.”?

    RIP, crotchety old bastard.

  11. Shoopmonster Says:

    Just make sure that you don’t keep Matt Stover’s leash too tight.

  12. TDub Says:

    @RBP:

    the fact that you can incorporate “going to the mattresses” into everyday phrases is kind of an indication.

  13. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    TDub,

    You say that as if it’s a bad thing.

  14. Grimey Says:

    I’ve changed my mind… that puppy IS the greatest Baltimore Raven in franchise history

  15. Rocco Says:

    I believe “that dude’s” neck belongs to the Bills’ own Hall of Famer Joe DeLamielleure. And Joe is right.

  16. leaf Says:

    Shared a cab with him once. Being a cheap tipper won’t get you pancreatic cancer, from what I hear.

  17. Mark Says:

    Flacco is the best Raven ever.

  18. Horseballs Fan Says:

    If cancer had a face, it would look like Colin Cowherd.

    /hope he sees it

  19. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Old Yeller!

  20. OzoneRanger Says:

    Looks like God needed another offensive lineman… and like Caretaker, he left the players some cool “Mean Machine” jerseys. Current players wish he would have left them some disability benefits.

  21. smurphette Says:

    +10 to Ufford for the puppies. Seriously. Puppies are awesome.

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