…Uncle Rogg just took him to a nice farm upstate. He’s going to be much happier there.
Hey, look! Puppies! Why don’t we take one home with us?
What do you want to call him? Buddy? Wags? Matt Stover? Matt Stover it is!
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+10 to Ufford for the puppies. Seriously. Puppies are awesome.
Looks like God needed another offensive lineman… and like Caretaker, he left the players some cool “Mean Machine” jerseys. Current players wish he would have left them some disability benefits.
Old Yeller!
If cancer had a face, it would look like Colin Cowherd.
/hope he sees it
Flacco is the best Raven ever.
Shared a cab with him once. Being a cheap tipper won’t get you pancreatic cancer, from what I hear.
I believe “that dude’s” neck belongs to the Bills’ own Hall of Famer Joe DeLamielleure. And Joe is right.
I’ve changed my mind… that puppy IS the greatest Baltimore Raven in franchise history
TDub,
You say that as if it’s a bad thing.
@RBP:
the fact that you can incorporate “going to the mattresses” into everyday phrases is kind of an indication.
Just make sure that you don’t keep Matt Stover’s leash too tight.
Am I the only one that’s going “Great, now they might have labor peace and not cancel the 2012 NFL Season.”?
RIP, crotchety old bastard.
Shame he died before we could debate “Quien es Mas Facist? Upshaw vs. The Rogg”
Damn, people are just dropping like flies the last week or so. Too bad we never got to see him break that dude’s neck, that would have been pretty cool.
RIP
Any coincidence that Gene passes away just as the league and the players are about to go to the mattresses over the next big pot of money?
Or have I been watching the Godfather too many times?
RIP, Gene.
He once gave me some football cards, so that was pretty cool.
That’s what you said about Bernie and Isaac. How can I believe you anymore?
This is what happens when you fuck with the NFL and Uncle Rogg.
/see Mo Clarett’s career
//see Mike Williams career
///see USFL
////see those damn ads on KSK!!!
Cancer is indeed an asshole … but not as big of an asshole as Colin Cowherd
They say he died of cancer. But was it…
STOVER?????
/cue dramatic chipmunk
And those in search of better pensions rejoice