Don’t Worry Kids, Gene Upshaw Didn’t Die…
…Uncle Rogg just took him to a nice farm upstate. He’s going to be much happier there.
Hey, look! Puppies! Why don’t we take one home with us?
What do you want to call him? Buddy? Wags? Matt Stover? Matt Stover it is!
Tags: cancer is such an asshole, captain caveman, RIP
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August 21st, 2008 at 9:45 am
And those in search of better pensions rejoice
August 21st, 2008 at 9:48 am
They say he died of cancer. But was it…
STOVER?????
/cue dramatic chipmunk
August 21st, 2008 at 9:49 am
Cancer is indeed an asshole … but not as big of an asshole as Colin Cowherd
August 21st, 2008 at 9:54 am
This is what happens when you fuck with the NFL and Uncle Rogg.
/see Mo Clarett’s career
//see Mike Williams career
///see USFL
////see those damn ads on KSK!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:54 am
That’s what you said about Bernie and Isaac. How can I believe you anymore?
August 21st, 2008 at 9:55 am
RIP, Gene.
He once gave me some football cards, so that was pretty cool.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:00 am
Any coincidence that Gene passes away just as the league and the players are about to go to the mattresses over the next big pot of money?
Or have I been watching the Godfather too many times?
August 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am
Damn, people are just dropping like flies the last week or so. Too bad we never got to see him break that dude’s neck, that would have been pretty cool.
RIP
August 21st, 2008 at 10:17 am
Shame he died before we could debate “Quien es Mas Facist? Upshaw vs. The Rogg”
August 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
Am I the only one that’s going “Great, now they might have labor peace and not cancel the 2012 NFL Season.”?
RIP, crotchety old bastard.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:33 am
Just make sure that you don’t keep Matt Stover’s leash too tight.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:42 am
@RBP:
the fact that you can incorporate “going to the mattresses” into everyday phrases is kind of an indication.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:02 am
TDub,
You say that as if it’s a bad thing.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:06 am
I’ve changed my mind… that puppy IS the greatest Baltimore Raven in franchise history
August 21st, 2008 at 11:07 am
I believe “that dude’s” neck belongs to the Bills’ own Hall of Famer Joe DeLamielleure. And Joe is right.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:59 am
Shared a cab with him once. Being a cheap tipper won’t get you pancreatic cancer, from what I hear.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Flacco is the best Raven ever.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:12 pm
If cancer had a face, it would look like Colin Cowherd.
/hope he sees it
August 21st, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Old Yeller!
August 21st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Looks like God needed another offensive lineman… and like Caretaker, he left the players some cool “Mean Machine” jerseys. Current players wish he would have left them some disability benefits.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:26 pm
+10 to Ufford for the puppies. Seriously. Puppies are awesome.