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	<title>Comments on: Does Anyone Here Want To Talk About Houston Texans Football?</title>
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		<title>By: Dan B.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Jesse:

Yeah.  The Texans are exactly like a crappy version of the Broncos.  Except they beat them last year.  And had a better overall record.  In a much tougher division.  But other than that, they are much worse.  Dumbass.

I have a tough time knocking Vince, since I am a Horn and all.  So I&#039;ll just say that he wouldn&#039;t have been a good fit for a West Coast offense (you know, since he can&#039;t throw the ball 5 yards accurately and all).

And Mario is a freak.  I wanted Vince at the time, which is one of the many reasons I&#039;m no NFL GM.  But I was wrong.  Williams is a monster who will be making idiots in South Oklahoma eat their words for years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Jesse:</p>
<p>Yeah.  The Texans are exactly like a crappy version of the Broncos.  Except they beat them last year.  And had a better overall record.  In a much tougher division.  But other than that, they are much worse.  Dumbass.</p>
<p>I have a tough time knocking Vince, since I am a Horn and all.  So I&#8217;ll just say that he wouldn&#8217;t have been a good fit for a West Coast offense (you know, since he can&#8217;t throw the ball 5 yards accurately and all).</p>
<p>And Mario is a freak.  I wanted Vince at the time, which is one of the many reasons I&#8217;m no NFL GM.  But I was wrong.  Williams is a monster who will be making idiots in South Oklahoma eat their words for years.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain</title>
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		<dc:creator>Captain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Adam Clanton is so fucking lame it is embarrassing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adam Clanton is so fucking lame it is embarrassing.</p>
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		<title>By: Hyman.Fucking.Roth.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hyman.Fucking.Roth.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Drew, as a longtime reader, this was a top shelf effort.  Now give us JJ and cumslinger whoring it up in ibiza next offseason, awash in mounds of coke like fucking Scarface, and you&#039;ve got a PLOT, son.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drew, as a longtime reader, this was a top shelf effort.  Now give us JJ and cumslinger whoring it up in ibiza next offseason, awash in mounds of coke like fucking Scarface, and you&#8217;ve got a PLOT, son.</p>
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		<title>By: Spanky Datass</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spanky Datass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shit!  I&#039;ve got to get here earlier and read the posts in order.  Outrageous!

Arguing over the Texans?  Really?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shit!  I&#8217;ve got to get here earlier and read the posts in order.  Outrageous!</p>
<p>Arguing over the Texans?  Really?</p>
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		<title>By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fellas, fellas, don&#039;t turn this day of epic lulz into a hate fest. If needed, borrow some of Emo Eagle&#039;s Lexapro and chill out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fellas, fellas, don&#8217;t turn this day of epic lulz into a hate fest. If needed, borrow some of Emo Eagle&#8217;s Lexapro and chill out.</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler Durden</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tyler Durden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate to Bogart the responses section, but wanted to add something about Mario. He went to my alma mater (NC State) where he came in as the # 5 recruit in the nation or so. (Amato was the coach back then). GREAT kid. And I don&#039;t mean that in a unc tarhole (http://carolinasucks.com/images/uncrapsheet.htm) sort of way.

I honestly think Mario was sort of hurt by the criticism leveled at him after the draft and after his first year.  (/insert &quot;sensitive&quot; joke) but he is (or was) about 21 and State is sort of insulated.  Certainly he was never lambasted (rightly or wrongly) the way he was after his first year in the NFL.

Again, great kid and if he EVER shows up on a police blotter, I&#039;d be shocked.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate to Bogart the responses section, but wanted to add something about Mario. He went to my alma mater (NC State) where he came in as the # 5 recruit in the nation or so. (Amato was the coach back then). GREAT kid. And I don&#8217;t mean that in a unc tarhole (<a href="http://carolinasucks.com/images/uncrapsheet.htm" rel="nofollow">http://carolinasucks.com/images/uncrapsheet.htm</a>) sort of way.</p>
<p>I honestly think Mario was sort of hurt by the criticism leveled at him after the draft and after his first year.  (/insert &#8220;sensitive&#8221; joke) but he is (or was) about 21 and State is sort of insulated.  Certainly he was never lambasted (rightly or wrongly) the way he was after his first year in the NFL.</p>
<p>Again, great kid and if he EVER shows up on a police blotter, I&#8217;d be shocked.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Cumpidgeon:  &quot;Playmaker that wins games&quot; career record: 17-11.  Rex motherfucking Grossman&#039;s career record: 19-11.  Wow.  Vince is amazing.  Oh, and Vince is 0-1 in the playoffs.  Sexy Rexy is 2-2.  I am literally in awe of Vince&#039;s ability to win games.  That is fucking unparalleled.

And, no, ONLY a fuckwit would take an overhyped QB over a DE.  And that person would continue to look like a fuckwit when the QB was horrific last season (as in &quot;one of the worst QBs in the league&quot;) while the DE was one of the best defensive players in football.  (Mediocre season?  Seriously?  14 sacks and absolutely dominant in the second half is hardly &quot;mediocre.&quot;)

Finally, if you really believe that Vince is why the Titans went to the playoffs last year, rather than, say Albert Haynesworth (who, I believe, is a defensive lineman and not a playmaker QB), you win the Fuckwit of the Year trophy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Cumpidgeon:  &#8220;Playmaker that wins games&#8221; career record: 17-11.  Rex motherfucking Grossman&#8217;s career record: 19-11.  Wow.  Vince is amazing.  Oh, and Vince is 0-1 in the playoffs.  Sexy Rexy is 2-2.  I am literally in awe of Vince&#8217;s ability to win games.  That is fucking unparalleled.</p>
<p>And, no, ONLY a fuckwit would take an overhyped QB over a DE.  And that person would continue to look like a fuckwit when the QB was horrific last season (as in &#8220;one of the worst QBs in the league&#8221;) while the DE was one of the best defensive players in football.  (Mediocre season?  Seriously?  14 sacks and absolutely dominant in the second half is hardly &#8220;mediocre.&#8221;)</p>
<p>Finally, if you really believe that Vince is why the Titans went to the playoffs last year, rather than, say Albert Haynesworth (who, I believe, is a defensive lineman and not a playmaker QB), you win the Fuckwit of the Year trophy.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Texans should adopt the NFL Team&#039;s standard plan for getting attention: get in trouble with they law. Everybody has to pitch in a charge for a DUI, spousal abuse, guns, drugs, animal cruelty or bar a brawl.  Mario should eat somebody&#039;s kids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Texans should adopt the NFL Team&#8217;s standard plan for getting attention: get in trouble with they law. Everybody has to pitch in a charge for a DUI, spousal abuse, guns, drugs, animal cruelty or bar a brawl.  Mario should eat somebody&#8217;s kids.</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler Durden</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tyler Durden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TFMRA - that post made me LOL. Well done.  

Tis true, the infatuation / obsession the state of Texas has with the Cowboys. (I&#039;m a fan from the Roger Staubach days). As I said once trying to explain the depths,

&quot;If aliens landed in Washington D.C., Jesus Christ returned to the Holy Land and Troy Aikman broke a leg?  Three guesses what the lead story would be on ALL Texas networks / papers and the first two don&#039;t count.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TFMRA &#8211; that post made me LOL. Well done.  </p>
<p>Tis true, the infatuation / obsession the state of Texas has with the Cowboys. (I&#8217;m a fan from the Roger Staubach days). As I said once trying to explain the depths,</p>
<p>&#8220;If aliens landed in Washington D.C., Jesus Christ returned to the Holy Land and Troy Aikman broke a leg?  Three guesses what the lead story would be on ALL Texas networks / papers and the first two don&#8217;t count.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: The Rooster Lives</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Rooster Lives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow...a Sex Cannon post...Double J and Tawwmmy all on the same day??? Big Daddy Drew you sir are on your A game!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230;a Sex Cannon post&#8230;Double J and Tawwmmy all on the same day??? Big Daddy Drew you sir are on your A game!</p>
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