Comments on: Commenter Draft: Self-Emasculating Act That Would Be Punishable By Death

By: DVDA-Rod

DVDA-Rod — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:31:43 +0000

462 responses and no one said rollerblades? you guys are gay.

By: addchampagne

addchampagne — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:56:10 +0000

Anyone who asks how much a pour of liquor costs before it’s served. Is it single malt scotch or cognac? Okay, go ahead because that shit is expensive. Is it vodka or any generally available whiskey, or something with fucking red bull? It’s 600 fucking dollars, now get out of my face you moron. Just stop.

Otherwise, the Black Keys are the shit like everyone said (”have love, will travel”). Dressing well isn’t gay. Menthols are pretty bad though. And Sig Hansen is a badass – he’s the only person I’ve met from Deadliest Catch who wasn’t a complete douche. And you know that a Martini should be about 3 ounces of gin right? At 80+(MINIMUM) proof? Not. Gay.

By: james

james — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:52:47 +0000

Men who go to the beach and bring pink umprellas to shield them from the sun.Matter of fact, men who bring any umbrella period is unacceptable. We men go to the beach to look at women, and to get a better tan so that more women look at US! The beach is for enjoying the sun, NOT for perparing for a rainstorm you pink umbrella toting sissies.Get the hell off my beach and go back to the Banana Factory.

By: Philistine

Philistine — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:52:32 +0000

Tommy Fucking Bahama

By: Girly22

Girly22 — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:48:54 +0000

Men who get laid groom. Nothing is more disgusting than a 40 something man with hair and wax in his ears. Ewww. Won’t get him laid. If you aren’t getting laid, you are not a man. Back hair. Ewwww. Not grooming. Ewwww. Chest hair. OMG, love it.

Trying to cuddle with me after getting laid. Ewwww. That is the time for sleep.

Men who complain about women liking shoe shopping. No, don’t go with me, but fucking appreciate that i care.
Whatever you pussies want to say, there really are 500.00 shoes that will make you crash your fucking Beamer when
you see me walking in them. No, I’m not talking lucite heels. I mean 4 inch black or red come fuck the shit out of me
pumps.

By: Seventy-Five

Seventy-Five — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:16:39 +0000

Can’t believe it hasn’t been picked- wheeled briefcases in the airport. Buddy, if you don’t have the strength to carry your laptop, planner, and travel charger to the gate stay off my flight. This is a ‘no eunuchs allowed’ plane.

By: dinosaur

dinosaur — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:06:15 +0000

+1 to The Lazer for taking a shot at Will Leitch.

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:29:13 +0000

Vineyard Vines- If you want to look like a fucking five year old, be my guest you preppy, waspy fuck. In fact, dressing ‘fratty’ or being fratty are automatic headshots in my book. You’re fucking two hundred miles from the nearest body of water, you don’t need sunglasses or croakies. Get a fucking haircut.

By: Stupid Sexy Flanders

Stupid Sexy Flanders — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:22:42 +0000

MEN WHO WEAR THEIR HATS ON BACKWARDS

it pisses me off so much, that I have to use caps.

WEAR THE HAT FUCKING RIGHT WAY

By: 12 Pack Abs

12 Pack Abs — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:22:26 +0000

Also, need to add anyone who lets their girlfriend buy their clothes for them. Get a sense of your own style or you end up dressing like the ass ponies in the Maxim “style” section.