Comments on: Campbell Soup Goes For The Demographic That Allied Biscuit Abandoned

By: Skim172

Skim172 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:45:24 +0000

What’s Norv Turner doing on the set? Did he come out just so he could feel relevant?

Norv Turner: (high-pitched voice) Hey, is that Norv Turner?

(regular voice, sheepish grin) Aw, jeez.

By: Mastershakey

Mastershakey — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:56:03 +0000

Maybe I’m crazy, but that close up of LaDanian doesn’t make me want soup, it makes me want to go catch frogs and then pick them up and stare at their faces from the same angle. Like really badly.

/stopped taking the pills I should years ago

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:24:37 +0000

If they’re targeting single middle-aged guys, they’re looking right at Kirk van Houten. He’s got a bed shaped like a race car!

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:18:29 +0000

LDT went for $80 out of a $200 salary cap in our auction so if he gets injured there’s going to be a really pissed off person in our league.

By: Johnny from Burger King

Johnny from Burger King — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:47:29 +0000

soupsoupsoupsoupsoupsoupsoupsoupsoup

By: dougery

dougery — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:41:07 +0000

pretty sure the hipsters have moved on to something else by now. they are a fickle lot, as soon as many of them think one thing is cool, they abandon it with cynical detachment. It’s their fucking modus operandi.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:24:23 +0000

I used to buy PBR because they didn’t advertise and because a 30-pack was as cheap as Busch Light. Now every hipster douchebag drinks it and it makes me sad.

By: dougery

dougery — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:37:08 +0000

so….

a) does this mean the ‘curse’ has been lifted off of McNabb and he will play the whole season?
b) for poor folk food, ramen is incredibly bad for you AND still leaves you hungry. Hmmm, on second thought, all poor food does that.
c) soup never eats like a meal. I don’t care if it is concrete cinder block and landfill soup, you are going to be jonesing for a cheeseburger like, 10 minutes later.
d) i wonder how many takes they needed to do before they realized Norv’s filmed visage was incinerating the stock and finally they just added him via computer effects, albeit causing the animation guys to go blind/become deranged in the process.

By: TF

TF — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:21:41 +0000

I don’t recall saying “good luck”.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:14:39 +0000

It’s back to Eastern Motors for Jason Campbell