Yeah, this is pretty esoteric f’n weird– which is why I’m posting it at this hour. If you’re still awake now, you probably like freaky stuff like this. On the other hand, if you’re reading this later on, then you’re probably pretty pissed off. Sorry ’bout that. Look at the bright side… we’ll have cheerleaders later today. No foolin’, mister.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/03/sf-150x150.gif)
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/02/fly-girls-fishing-9-150x150.jpg)
fucking shoot me
Picked the wrong week to stop drinking
Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Seriously, this shit shouldn’t be the only post up at 9:30 in the morning.
I can’t smoke weed at work, thereby rendering it useless.
unfortunately for chad pennington, this is the in-flight movie on all planes headed to miami
@Tech N9
there will neveh be anothah reague reader in shmirre!!!
There was lots of other coverage: Giants, they won the superbowl AND they’re in Farve’s new city; who will lead the league in smiles; Brady Quinn & Leinert both quarterbacks LIKE FARVE, and we are soooo gay for them too; Flacco, there’s a fun name to say; will New York’s cheese improve; Chi… Sai… Lio… African Amer… exist!; horseballs!NO dreamy quinn; neckbeard or sex cannon unsubstantiated nonsense about lockerooms; Ted Thompson or Darth Vader who kills more puppies; I have a Patriots media boner that has just become an NRB!!!OVEREXPOSUR’D!; will every jets win count as a packer loss; will aaron rogers confuse the midwest with his possible Jew name; will pakers fans move to ohio as the middle point between GB & NY and dress in taped together jerseys like that SNL skit about ditka going to the saints?; WHICH TEAM WILL BARELY MAKE THE WILD CARD SPOT ONLY TO BE IMMEDIATELY ELIMINATED????; oh there’s Eli! you’re a big man now, coo coo; FARVE IS A FORCE OF NATURE which means Green Bay will be colder than a turd in a dead eskimo without him, will that be good for Tom Brady’s sperm count?;
Have we renamed Friday into Favre-day yet? Or any other day?
I will never celebrate sexy Favre-day, btw.
This is more hypnotizing than Hypnotoad.
If Brett Favre watches that clip, does he end up on the side of the Jersey Turnpike?
Dude that was fucking creepy. Although i believe thats the video Peter king now uses to jackoff.
This clip was extracted directly from Chris Berman’s psyche (where it plays on a constant loop) but you can’t see the buffet.
BRRRT FRRRRRVVVVV DUR DUR DUR DUR DURRRRRRR
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich