Here’s Brady Quinn wearing tights and practicing one of the many positions he is required to learn as an “open bottom” at the local steel mill’s weekend raves. Keep those hip UP, young man. It’s the only way you’re gonna be able to fit a industrial strength curling iron inside your body cavity.
Zak Keasey is drooling at his computer AS WE SPEAK.
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+1 smurphette
Notre Dame douchebags are near the top of the douche heap.
O AN HE SEXY
@everyone
OH BE NICE!!!
Drew, that pic is only 2 months old.
Whats wrong, did you run out of Virginia Tech Massacre jokes?
In all seriousness, I don’t understand all this hate for Brady Quinn.
He plays QB in the NFL, makes buttloads of money, good-looking, rockin’ body … and can take in dick the size of the Hindenburg into multiple orifices (orifi?). Get over it.
@JoeG
That’s funny, because I walked into the bathroom last night at the Colts-Bills game and there was a fat guy in a Brady Quinn jersey defecating on a picture of Aaron Bailey
I apologize in advance, but for some reason (probably the blunt), I keep thinking of this horrific pun of a title when I see the title to this post:
The Bridge to ShareADickInYa.
Does that even sound like Terabithia?
/Goes to eat sour patch kids/jerkoff/pass out with pants around ankles and porn blasting on computer
Is he really gay? Or is he merely a sign that the growing douchebag epidemic in American society has finally rocketed out of the ranks of wide receivers (see Owens, T.O.) and fully thrust into the NFL quarterback corps?
http://fatherknowsshit.blogspot.com/2006/07/confronting-growing-douchebag-problem.html
@Gino — It’s true, I always find that the best position for Kegels.
You can never get tired of Brady Quinn gay jokes especially when it seems like he enjoyes fanning the flames of his gayness.
It’s like 18-1 never gets old. They would have to go 19-0 and win the next Super Bowl for it to not matter and since we know THAT’s never gonna happen, 18-1 remains hilarious.
You’re a Notre Dame fan, huh? Is that why you don’t know the name of our current starting QB?
You know what? I’m tired of the Brady Quinn gay jokes. Or, really, any athlete gay jokes. Because here’s the thing: Gay people do not deserve to be compared to a douche bag like Brady Quinn. And I say this as a Notre Dame fan. Let us rightly accuse Quinn of all kinds of douchitude without slurring the homosexual community in the process. And we should reserve the same judgment if Casey Clausen becomes a star because, just look at him.
@thecleve,
i read that and immediately lost half of the respect i have for TMQ.
I walked into the bathroom last night at the Colts-Bills game and there’s a fat guy just leaning against the wall wearing a Brady Quinn jersey. That’s wrong on so many levels. First, don’t go to a game wearing a jersey of a team that’s not playing, and second, if your scouting out a place for your hero to hang out, be a little more discrete.
@ Rocco, Otto Man
It just came to me: the scene from “Slap Shot” that you were thinking of was from the female exercise show they were watching in the locker room. Right?
Suzanne sucks pussy!
@ Otto Man, Rocco
Here’s to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A !
yes, let’s keep linking to the unfunny post from a few days ago!
a whiteboy with dreadlocks, huzzah!!!
Reminds of that scene from Slapshot.
Not sure which one you mean, but it reminds me of this quote from Slap Shot:
“You better get re-married again, ’cause that kid’s gonna wind up with someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.”
The best part about Quinn is how many people will regret picking him up if Horse balls is slow to come back from the concussion.
“I’d like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.”
Why are you still alive Warden?!?!?! DIE GODDAMNIT DIE!
that’ll be a lot harder given his injury
Pffft, that’s old hat for the Scat-man. I hear he’s working on a position where he stands on his hands with his legs crossed Indian-style.
@WIMA-D
Actually, I bet Osi could position himself nicely in this picture.
I’m still waiting for the Osi post, dammit.
/scatological humor
Did you just call me obtuse?
Think that Quinn is in on the joke? I mean, NO ONE could be that obtuse about…well, there’s Jeff Garcia…and T.O….
Reminds of that scene from Slapshot.
“Here’s the story of a man named Brady…”
Is the “Brady Brunch” one of Drew’s video productions?
I’ve seen that move on Animal Planet. I believe He’s “presenting himself as receptive”.
Hey,
did you guys see Gregg Easterbrook salivating over brawny, muscular, ripped Brady in his column last week? He mentions him about a quarter of the way down (about 35,000-40,000 words into it if you’re counting).
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/080819
Peter King has a new dekstop wallpaper.
What the fuck can that move possibly accomplish other than increase your dick-taking prowess?
this is too easy. its almost like he posed for this picture just so he could see what people would write about him on this site.
*through
Hot thtuff comin’ though!