Brady Quinn Will Build You A Bridge To Gayness
Here’s Brady Quinn wearing tights and practicing one of the many positions he is required to learn as an “open bottom” at the local steel mill’s weekend raves. Keep those hip UP, young man. It’s the only way you’re gonna be able to fit a industrial strength curling iron inside your body cavity.
Zak Keasey is drooling at his computer AS WE SPEAK.
Tags: brady quinn, gay, gay quarterbacks, get well soon horseballs, the magic of a simple flickr search
August 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Hot thtuff comin’ though!
August 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
*through
August 25th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
this is too easy. its almost like he posed for this picture just so he could see what people would write about him on this site.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
What the fuck can that move possibly accomplish other than increase your dick-taking prowess?
August 25th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Peter King has a new dekstop wallpaper.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Hey,
did you guys see Gregg Easterbrook salivating over brawny, muscular, ripped Brady in his column last week? He mentions him about a quarter of the way down (about 35,000-40,000 words into it if you’re counting).
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/080819
August 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I’ve seen that move on Animal Planet. I believe He’s “presenting himself as receptive”.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
“Here’s the story of a man named Brady…”
Is the “Brady Brunch” one of Drew’s video productions?
August 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Reminds of that scene from Slapshot.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Think that Quinn is in on the joke? I mean, NO ONE could be that obtuse about…well, there’s Jeff Garcia…and T.O….
August 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Did you just call me obtuse?
August 25th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I’m still waiting for the Osi post, dammit.
/scatological humor
August 25th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@WIMA-D
Actually, I bet Osi could position himself nicely in this picture.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Pffft, that’s old hat for the Scat-man. I hear he’s working on a position where he stands on his hands with his legs crossed Indian-style.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
that’ll be a lot harder given his injury
August 25th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
“I’d like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.”
Why are you still alive Warden?!?!?! DIE GODDAMNIT DIE!
August 25th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
The best part about Quinn is how many people will regret picking him up if Horse balls is slow to come back from the concussion.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Reminds of that scene from Slapshot.
Not sure which one you mean, but it reminds me of this quote from Slap Shot:
“You better get re-married again, ’cause that kid’s gonna wind up with someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.”
August 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
yes, let’s keep linking to the unfunny post from a few days ago!
a whiteboy with dreadlocks, huzzah!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
@ Otto Man, Rocco
Here’s to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A !
August 25th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
@ Rocco, Otto Man
It just came to me: the scene from “Slap Shot” that you were thinking of was from the female exercise show they were watching in the locker room. Right?
Suzanne sucks pussy!
August 25th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
I walked into the bathroom last night at the Colts-Bills game and there’s a fat guy just leaning against the wall wearing a Brady Quinn jersey. That’s wrong on so many levels. First, don’t go to a game wearing a jersey of a team that’s not playing, and second, if your scouting out a place for your hero to hang out, be a little more discrete.
August 25th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
@thecleve,
i read that and immediately lost half of the respect i have for TMQ.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
You know what? I’m tired of the Brady Quinn gay jokes. Or, really, any athlete gay jokes. Because here’s the thing: Gay people do not deserve to be compared to a douche bag like Brady Quinn. And I say this as a Notre Dame fan. Let us rightly accuse Quinn of all kinds of douchitude without slurring the homosexual community in the process. And we should reserve the same judgment if Casey Clausen becomes a star because, just look at him.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
You’re a Notre Dame fan, huh? Is that why you don’t know the name of our current starting QB?
August 25th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
You can never get tired of Brady Quinn gay jokes especially when it seems like he enjoyes fanning the flames of his gayness.
It’s like 18-1 never gets old. They would have to go 19-0 and win the next Super Bowl for it to not matter and since we know THAT’s never gonna happen, 18-1 remains hilarious.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
@Gino — It’s true, I always find that the best position for Kegels.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Is he really gay? Or is he merely a sign that the growing douchebag epidemic in American society has finally rocketed out of the ranks of wide receivers (see Owens, T.O.) and fully thrust into the NFL quarterback corps?
http://fatherknowsshit.blogspot.com/2006/07/confronting-growing-douchebag-problem.html
August 25th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I apologize in advance, but for some reason (probably the blunt), I keep thinking of this horrific pun of a title when I see the title to this post:
The Bridge to ShareADickInYa.
Does that even sound like Terabithia?
/Goes to eat sour patch kids/jerkoff/pass out with pants around ankles and porn blasting on computer
August 26th, 2008 at 12:35 am
@JoeG
That’s funny, because I walked into the bathroom last night at the Colts-Bills game and there was a fat guy in a Brady Quinn jersey defecating on a picture of Aaron Bailey
August 26th, 2008 at 7:54 am
In all seriousness, I don’t understand all this hate for Brady Quinn.
He plays QB in the NFL, makes buttloads of money, good-looking, rockin’ body … and can take in dick the size of the Hindenburg into multiple orifices (orifi?). Get over it.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Drew, that pic is only 2 months old.
Whats wrong, did you run out of Virginia Tech Massacre jokes?
August 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am
@everyone
OH BE NICE!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 11:22 am
O AN HE SEXY
August 26th, 2008 at 11:28 am
+1 smurphette
Notre Dame douchebags are near the top of the douche heap.