Baby, Leave Your Top On
Baby, I want you to do something for me this Sexy Friday. Something wild. Something crazy. Something extra double sexy.
Baby, I want you to leave your top on.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Well, that doesn’t sound so sexy. What’s more sexy than me taking my top off, you crazy man?” Baby, you have to understand. Don’t get me wrong. You have got yourself a gorgeous body under that tight sweater of yours. And there is nothing that dazzles me more than when you take that sweater off and take me on a magical ride to Toplessville.
But just this once, just tonight, I want you to leave that top on. I want to preserve the anticipation. I want to preserve the mystery. I want to preserve the excitement. I want to preserve the adamantium rod in my pants. By all means, go ahead and take everything else off. Except the shoes. The shoes have to stay. In fact, change out of those shoes and put on the heels.
Oh yeah, that is most sexy.
There’s nothing sexier than a bottomless woman. Because she’s still dressed, but god dammit she is still pretty damn NAKED. It’s like Christmas Eve and Christmas Day happening all at once. Or, if you’re Jewish, it’s like…. Well, I can’t place the Jewish equivalent. It’s like a bottomless Emmanuelle Chriqui, which I have not seen yet, but hope to see very soon.
So leave your top on tonight, baby. There’s something so sexy about you leaving that top on. It’s makes the fact that you have no pants on so, so, so much naughtier.
And that’s all I ask for on a Sexy Friday.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, julianne moore in short cuts all day long, searching bottomeless women can turn up bottomless men, sexy friday posts
August 8th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Ahh, yes, one of my favorites.
When did Britney ever look that good? Hmm.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Wow, Britney. Wow.
The fact that she’s desecrated that fine of an ass with her white trashiness is devastating to me.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Sadly, Britney’s best was right around when she was barely legal.
As for the theme by BDD…every now and again it’s good to just grab onto your partner and not even let them get undressed. Just find enough of an opening to do the deeds. The message sent: I want you badly. Girls like that. A lot.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Now THIS is a Sexy Friday.
And yeah, Britney started off ridiculous and slid so far so fast God Himself cried with rage.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
BTW, Stacy Keibler’s legs back on her WCW days have to be the best pair of legs ever seen by man.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Who’s the lady in the second pic?
I loved the 80’s.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Fuck Beyonce is hot.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
this all fine and good, but where the hell are the bottomless dwarves?
August 8th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
@Reggie Bush’s Pimp: 2 solid contributions to these comments. I concur on both accounts. Give this man a medal.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Both Monica Bellucci and Jennifer Connelly have done bottomless scenes. Hot damn.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Jennifer Connelly in Requim for a Dream > Julianne Moore in Short Cuts.
Did anyone else think this post read exactly like potential lyrics to a Flight of the Conchords song?
/Its business..its business time.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@ Rocco: thank you, thank you.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Who is the fucking dick invading the picture from below? He’s causing flaccidity.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
funny how no one looks or dressing like the hot chick in the business suit.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
let’s try this one more time.
funny how no one at my office looks or dresses like the hot chick (stacy keibler) in the business suit.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Gino,
do you think that was actually Connelly that did that bottomless scene in “Requiem”? I’m worried that it was a stunt ass.
BTW, what a great job title: “Stunt Ass”
August 8th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Funny how no one in my company comes within 10 degrees of hotness to Stacy Keibler. Stupid engineering.
/Should go back to Accenture.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Damn, the hot businesswoman look is boner-inducing.
While I’m at it, so are the naughty librarian, naughty nurse, naughty school girl, the Swiss Miss, French maid, Highland Lass, sexy cavewoman, Pocahontas, geisha, cheerleader…
August 8th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
TDub,
I’ve wondered about Jennifer Connelly’s bottomless shot. The good thing is, she’s done other, less depressing movies where she shows full frontal. No Stunt Ass, Stunt Tits, Stunt Beaver.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
It all depends on having the right kind of body and the right kind of attitude. You gotta own an outfit like stacy keibler’s businesswoman mini-suit.
@Rocco: go into sales…or better yet, go into whatever fields meet hot saleswomen (like doctors).
“You want to beat everyone’s figures in the sales department, honey? Let see if you know my friend, Mr. Fellatio”
August 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@ tdub – don’t you mean “Stunt Bush”?
Warning–Link is NSFW…
http://www.nudecelebritiesblog.com/jennifer-connelly/jennifer-connelly-nude1.jpg
August 8th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@Gino,
/cueing up movies on Netflix as we speak.
@dickgozinia,
“Stunt Bush,” is that who runs the country in the summer months?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
adamantium rod in my pants
My new pickup line has been established. Oh and Stacey Keibler has the best set of legs in the history of mankind, but Beyonce has got to be the hottest chick on the planet. What I’m trying to say here is +1,000,000 on these photos.
/excuse me I need to go to the bathroom now
August 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Did Silky Garrard write this one up? Of course, I didn’t see any references to an elegant ‘08 Franzia or genuine Saskatchewan seal skin leather.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Funniest. Tag. Ever.:
“searching bottomeless women can turn up bottomless men”
August 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Back to Jennifer Connelly:
She and Christy Swanson did a nice lezzy scene in a movie once. Unfortunately, most of it (including implied cunnilingus) was done under a blanket, so there was no nudity, but damn, despite the relative tameness, it’s still some quality Sapphic action.
By the way, what happened to Christy Swanson? She was a nugget.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
“searching bottomeless women can turn up bottomless men”
I once searched for an image of a “bear” without thinking of what that might bring up. Yeah, that was a lovely surprise.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
That tag made me laugh more than any tag on this site.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I’ve never wanted to be the douche in the corner of the picture flashing a #1 sign until now.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and wiggle around a little?
August 9th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Thank god for sexy friday.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:59 am
As the tune goes… Baby, you can leave your hat on.
Covering up that naughty, nasty, sexy brain is such a turn-on.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Beyonce is overrated
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
December 31st, 2008 at 6:16 am
Bottomless women are something else. Taboo but not so bad as some things out there. Harold and Kumar broke it for US audiences, but Europe was way ahead of us: Tinto Brass, Marco Ferreri, Milo Manara, Dahmane, Leone Frollo, and of course bottomless_phreak. IMHO, i think its the most erotic thing there is