… and Byron Leftwich’s taint
I’ve previously discussed my crush on Holy Taco. They’re at it again with this pièce de résistance. Sure, this disheveled looking fellow has a few shortcomings, but I’m pretty sure he would be the week one starter for the Chiefs.
Tags: mister snyder is interested, quarterbacks, shouldnt shittiest qb have a neckbeard?
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August 20th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Wha…? Shit, you woke me up flubby.
Should’ve gone with Jon Kitna’s penis. Even more useless.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:46 am
I feel like the whole picture could have just been Ken O’Brien
August 20th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Mike O’Hara of the Detroit News said tuesday in his column that Calvin Johnson is a top 10 player in the NFL right now
or did he say that Kitna will make the pro bowl and throw 30+ TD’s ???
One of these above statements is true…
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
August 20th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Should have been Pennnington’s ears… Them things are huge.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Wait – they forgot to factor in Charlie Frye somewhere! Maybe his elbow or something.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:47 am
How did you get a sneak peak at the University of Oregon’s new unis?
August 20th, 2008 at 2:15 am
skull: aaron rodgers
ability to withstand self-inflicted gun shot to kill giant asshole alter-ego
August 20th, 2008 at 2:46 am
The head should be Mr. Concussion himself, Trent Green.
-THEY ALSO FORGOT FACIAL HAIR….that would be Kyle Orton’s neck-beard (I personally sport the neck-beard, but it’s out of dedication to my Pittsburgh Penguins.)
August 20th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Umm…. Ryan Leaf?
August 20th, 2008 at 7:18 am
THE BEN BRAIN DON’T ‘MEMBER WHY IT NOT GET PICKED. HARF HARF HARF
August 20th, 2008 at 7:40 am
I’m pretty sure he would be the week one starter for the Chiefs.
I know that’s just the blind syphilitic rage of a Raiders fan talking, Flubby, and yet I have to admit that it’s true. I’d take this QB in a heartbeat.
The only thing that’s missing is Gus Frerotte’s neck, which is ideally suited for bashing your head against a wall in celebration.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:02 am
hahaha love the ben comment
August 20th, 2008 at 8:26 am
If you are not putting a neckbeard on this guy, why not give him Kyle Orton’s liver? Christ.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Somewhere an NFL scout is printing this out and writing “AKILI SMITH” across the top.
I would have used Kurt Warner’s hands. My God, he’s lost the grip on more balls than Troy Aikman on vacation in Thailand.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Hahah what about Bradshaw’s brain…oh lord.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:13 am
I’m confused, where’s Chris Simms’ spleen?
August 20th, 2008 at 10:01 am
How about Aaron Brooks’ sense of direction?
/will forever remember that backward pass
August 20th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Until we know for sure he’s retired, doesn’t Vinny Testaverde’s color-blindness have to factor in somewhere?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:43 am
You left out Joey Harrington’s concabular organ. The concabular organ allows you to eternally suck and exist in the league long past your prime, despite a coach’s optimistic outlook.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:45 am
And by prime I mean that one time you threw together a 40-ish yard drive and a mess of defensive errors allowed the TD
August 20th, 2008 at 11:52 am
I am SO going to draft Kitgrosssmithrivfieldmanningfavromo as my quarterback of the future.
Signed, Carl Peterson
August 20th, 2008 at 11:52 am
yeah, they forgot ko’s neckbeard.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:55 am
i can’t argue with any of this…
rush limbaugh thinks some overrated black QB parts were omitted.
/no homo
August 20th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
How about Ryan Leaf’s composure?
In reality, they could’ve just put a picture of Jeff George up there and saved some time.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Derek Anderson’s horseballs?
August 20th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Brady Quinn’s toughness?
August 20th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
couldn’t you just save some time by putting in a silhouette of a QB and putting a heisman trophy next to it?
August 20th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Mr. Mittens, uh, mittens?
August 20th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
@dick – Not trying to defend George, but if anything, he did have a great arm. The rest of him was like the Wizard of Oz, no brain, no heart, no courage and always looking for a way out.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
JP Losman’s vocie would fit perfectly with this she-beast
August 20th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Goddam if they’re not right about Peyton Manning’s nose. Now that they’ve pointed it out, I’ll never be able to think of anything else when I see his picture.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
@ ognihs – Clearly D. McNabb’s knees were overlooked.
Little known fact, number 5’s right ACL has been replaced with a rusty gate swing during the offseason.