I’ve previously discussed my crush on Holy Taco. They’re at it again with this pièce de résistance. Sure, this disheveled looking fellow has a few shortcomings, but I’m pretty sure he would be the week one starter for the Chiefs.
@ ognihs – Clearly D. McNabb’s knees were overlooked.
Little known fact, number 5′s right ACL has been replaced with a rusty gate swing during the offseason.
08.20.08 at 6:16 pm
Slash
Goddam if they’re not right about Peyton Manning’s nose. Now that they’ve pointed it out, I’ll never be able to think of anything else when I see his picture.
08.20.08 at 4:36 pm
Cold Carl
JP Losman’s vocie would fit perfectly with this she-beast
08.20.08 at 3:31 pm
Animal Mother
@dick – Not trying to defend George, but if anything, he did have a great arm. The rest of him was like the Wizard of Oz, no brain, no heart, no courage and always looking for a way out.
08.20.08 at 2:36 pm
Bacon
Mr. Mittens, uh, mittens?
08.20.08 at 1:15 pm
Walter FTW
couldn’t you just save some time by putting in a silhouette of a QB and putting a heisman trophy next to it?
08.20.08 at 1:08 pm
McNulty
Brady Quinn’s toughness?
08.20.08 at 12:35 pm
porky1
Derek Anderson’s horseballs?
08.20.08 at 12:28 pm
dick_gozinia
How about Ryan Leaf’s composure?
In reality, they could’ve just put a picture of Jeff George up there and saved some time.
08.20.08 at 11:55 am
ognihs
i can’t argue with any of this…
rush limbaugh thinks some overrated black QB parts were omitted.
/no homo
08.20.08 at 11:52 am
Auksyte
yeah, they forgot ko’s neckbeard.
08.20.08 at 11:52 am
OzoneRanger
I am SO going to draft Kitgrosssmithrivfieldmanningfavromo as my quarterback of the future.
Signed, Carl Peterson
08.20.08 at 11:45 am
Greg Olsen is making me sexist
And by prime I mean that one time you threw together a 40-ish yard drive and a mess of defensive errors allowed the TD
08.20.08 at 11:43 am
Greg Olsen is making me sexist
You left out Joey Harrington’s concabular organ. The concabular organ allows you to eternally suck and exist in the league long past your prime, despite a coach’s optimistic outlook.
08.20.08 at 11:15 am
grungedave
Until we know for sure he’s retired, doesn’t Vinny Testaverde’s color-blindness have to factor in somewhere?
08.20.08 at 10:01 am
TurleyGirlie
How about Aaron Brooks’ sense of direction?
/will forever remember that backward pass
08.20.08 at 9:13 am
Sidewards
I’m confused, where’s Chris Simms’ spleen?
08.20.08 at 9:09 am
Stupid Sexy Flanders
Hahah what about Bradshaw’s brain…oh lord.
08.20.08 at 8:52 am
Animal Mother
Somewhere an NFL scout is printing this out and writing “AKILI SMITH” across the top.
I would have used Kurt Warner’s hands. My God, he’s lost the grip on more balls than Troy Aikman on vacation in Thailand.
08.20.08 at 8:26 am
Greg Olsen is making me sexist
If you are not putting a neckbeard on this guy, why not give him Kyle Orton’s liver? Christ.
08.20.08 at 8:02 am
Stupid Sexy Flanders
hahaha love the ben comment
08.20.08 at 7:40 am
Otto Man
I’m pretty sure he would be the week one starter for the Chiefs.
I know that’s just the blind syphilitic rage of a Raiders fan talking, Flubby, and yet I have to admit that it’s true. I’d take this QB in a heartbeat.
The only thing that’s missing is Gus Frerotte’s neck, which is ideally suited for bashing your head against a wall in celebration.
08.20.08 at 7:18 am
Christmas Ape
THE BEN BRAIN DON’T ‘MEMBER WHY IT NOT GET PICKED. HARF HARF HARF
08.20.08 at 3:37 am
Shoopmonster
Umm…. Ryan Leaf?
08.20.08 at 2:46 am
Stupid Sexy Flanders
The head should be Mr. Concussion himself, Trent Green.
-THEY ALSO FORGOT FACIAL HAIR….that would be Kyle Orton’s neck-beard (I personally sport the neck-beard, but it’s out of dedication to my Pittsburgh Penguins.)
08.20.08 at 2:15 am
mini dagger
skull: aaron rodgers
ability to withstand self-inflicted gun shot to kill giant asshole alter-ego
08.20.08 at 1:47 am
Matt Sussman
How did you get a sneak peak at the University of Oregon’s new unis?
08.20.08 at 1:18 am
PirateSloth
Wait – they forgot to factor in Charlie Frye somewhere! Maybe his elbow or something.
08.20.08 at 1:14 am
dasteve
Should have been Pennnington’s ears… Them things are huge.
08.20.08 at 1:14 am
rich
Mike O’Hara of the Detroit News said tuesday in his column that Calvin Johnson is a top 10 player in the NFL right now
or did he say that Kitna will make the pro bowl and throw 30+ TD’s ???
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@ ognihs – Clearly D. McNabb’s knees were overlooked.
Little known fact, number 5′s right ACL has been replaced with a rusty gate swing during the offseason.
Goddam if they’re not right about Peyton Manning’s nose. Now that they’ve pointed it out, I’ll never be able to think of anything else when I see his picture.
JP Losman’s vocie would fit perfectly with this she-beast
@dick – Not trying to defend George, but if anything, he did have a great arm. The rest of him was like the Wizard of Oz, no brain, no heart, no courage and always looking for a way out.
Mr. Mittens, uh, mittens?
couldn’t you just save some time by putting in a silhouette of a QB and putting a heisman trophy next to it?
Brady Quinn’s toughness?
Derek Anderson’s horseballs?
How about Ryan Leaf’s composure?
In reality, they could’ve just put a picture of Jeff George up there and saved some time.
i can’t argue with any of this…
rush limbaugh thinks some overrated black QB parts were omitted.
/no homo
yeah, they forgot ko’s neckbeard.
I am SO going to draft Kitgrosssmithrivfieldmanningfavromo as my quarterback of the future.
Signed, Carl Peterson
And by prime I mean that one time you threw together a 40-ish yard drive and a mess of defensive errors allowed the TD
You left out Joey Harrington’s concabular organ. The concabular organ allows you to eternally suck and exist in the league long past your prime, despite a coach’s optimistic outlook.
Until we know for sure he’s retired, doesn’t Vinny Testaverde’s color-blindness have to factor in somewhere?
How about Aaron Brooks’ sense of direction?
/will forever remember that backward pass
I’m confused, where’s Chris Simms’ spleen?
Hahah what about Bradshaw’s brain…oh lord.
Somewhere an NFL scout is printing this out and writing “AKILI SMITH” across the top.
I would have used Kurt Warner’s hands. My God, he’s lost the grip on more balls than Troy Aikman on vacation in Thailand.
If you are not putting a neckbeard on this guy, why not give him Kyle Orton’s liver? Christ.
hahaha love the ben comment
I’m pretty sure he would be the week one starter for the Chiefs.
I know that’s just the blind syphilitic rage of a Raiders fan talking, Flubby, and yet I have to admit that it’s true. I’d take this QB in a heartbeat.
The only thing that’s missing is Gus Frerotte’s neck, which is ideally suited for bashing your head against a wall in celebration.
THE BEN BRAIN DON’T ‘MEMBER WHY IT NOT GET PICKED. HARF HARF HARF
Umm…. Ryan Leaf?
The head should be Mr. Concussion himself, Trent Green.
-THEY ALSO FORGOT FACIAL HAIR….that would be Kyle Orton’s neck-beard (I personally sport the neck-beard, but it’s out of dedication to my Pittsburgh Penguins.)
skull: aaron rodgers
ability to withstand self-inflicted gun shot to kill giant asshole alter-ego
How did you get a sneak peak at the University of Oregon’s new unis?
Wait – they forgot to factor in Charlie Frye somewhere! Maybe his elbow or something.
Should have been Pennnington’s ears… Them things are huge.
Mike O’Hara of the Detroit News said tuesday in his column that Calvin Johnson is a top 10 player in the NFL right now
or did he say that Kitna will make the pro bowl and throw 30+ TD’s ???
One of these above statements is true…
http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
I feel like the whole picture could have just been Ken O’Brien
Wha…? Shit, you woke me up flubby.
Should’ve gone with Jon Kitna’s penis. Even more useless.