A Sexy Friday Precursor: Now With Fewer Midgets!
This post contains YouTube videos that may not be safe for work.
Italian DJ Benny Benassi learned a while ago that if you can stick a pair of tits on it, you can sell it. I think the boost to the global economy and the risks of objectifying women cancel each other out, personally. But anyway, Benassi presented this album of house music, Hypnotica, in 2002. The first single off that album was “Satisfaction.”
Below is the original video for “Satisfaction.” Warning: it’s techno. Or electro house. Fuck, like I could tell the difference. Anyway, you only need to watch the first minute or so to get the idea.
Artistic. Original. Ufford would probably bang that red-head, you know, if he was having an off night. Whatever. But surprise surprise, nobody gave a shit about the video. So what happened? Benassi enrolled at the Tits And Ass Institute. With his newfound knowledge in melding the two worlds of business and poontang, he went back to the drawing board and rolled out this motherfucker:
Goddamn, look at that. The double-entendre. The ass. The adherence to safety standards. I think I just built a treehouse in my pants. Oh, and the song went up to No. 2 on the UK charts, while Benassi couldn’t decide whether to drown in pussy or money. He made some more albums, going back to his own playbook when he released the video for Who’s Your Daddy? (NSFW) in 2006.
The moral of the story is that boobies really do serve a purpose in society, and that purpose is to take stuff that wouldn’t gather our attention by itself and make it totally awesome.
Tags: Dr. Dong needs a new coffee table, ME QUICK WANT SLOW, MMP, sexy friday posts, that reminds me I need a new blade for my jigsaw
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Brady bless him and Brady bless those whores.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Oh god… that fucking song. Fuck I hate techno.
Sounds like you need some tea for dong.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHDD DAMMMMMMMMN!!!! Masonry. Drill.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
All I can say about this song is that when I see the drill in the second video I wish there was a second one, and that they were both being pushed into my ears at the same time.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
there is such thing as Mute, people
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
the first video makes the song much cooler
the second video makes my pants much tighter
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
The GQ douchebags are going to think this is some sort of softcore porn site and start hanging around, better watch out.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Viva Inuendo
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Good to see Robert Palmer is still making videos.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
In all honesty, I may go on a hunger strike if the “Dr. Dong Needs a New Coffee Table” tag is not turned into a t-shirt at some point in the near future.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I CAN BE YOUR DADDY LADIES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
“Ufford would probably bang that red head, you know, if he was having an off night.”
If his game was on, which one of those DJs would he bang?
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I have a weird techno fetish and I have loved this song for years. A chick introduced me to this video and I think of her every time I watch it.
/By “watch it” I actually mean jack it
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I like Ludacris’ version better (of the song, I doubt the video tops that).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K55paGqAv4o
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I’m not such a big fan of power tools. I prefer hand jobs. And I’ve got one of those ladies fingered for it.
/eep
August 25th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
That video was out in every damn club and restaurant I went to in Amsterdam, but it was in 05. It was crazy how much they played that shit over there. No complaints though.